Top 10 Worst Movies Of 2013

by Pjtaylor-96-138044 | created - 24 Dec 2016 | updated - 8 months ago | Public

These are my ten least favourite films released in the UK in 2013, from 'best' (#10) to worst.

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1. Stolen (2012)

R | 96 min | Action, Crime, Thriller

43 Metascore

A former thief frantically searches for his missing daughter, who has been kidnapped and locked in the trunk of a taxi.

Director: Simon West | Stars: Nicolas Cage, Malin Akerman, Josh Lucas, Danny Huston

Votes: 41,255 | Gross: $0.30M

One of the worst films I've ever seen, be that with or without Nicholas Cage, and I wanted it to be over the moment it began. The plot is beyond contrived and the dialogue painfully bad. Plus, there's so many plot holes and nonsensical elements; the music is also entirely out of place.

2. Ender's Game (2013)

PG-13 | 114 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy

51 Metascore

Young Ender Wiggin is recruited by the International Military to lead the fight against the Formics, an insectoid alien race who had previously tried to invade Earth and had inflicted heavy losses on humankind.

Director: Gavin Hood | Stars: Harrison Ford, Asa Butterfield, Hailee Steinfeld, Abigail Breslin

Votes: 211,346 | Gross: $61.74M

3. Redemption (I) (2013)

R | 100 min | Action, Crime, Drama

43 Metascore

Homeless and on the run from a military court martial, a damaged ex-special forces soldier navigating London's criminal underworld seizes an opportunity to assume another man's identity -- transforming into an avenging angel in the process.

Director: Steven Knight | Stars: Jason Statham, Agata Buzek, Vicky McClure, Benedict Wong

Votes: 61,198 | Gross: $0.03M

An extremely generic film full of bad acting, a weak story, cringe-worthy dialogue and muddy action that provides no enjoyment and is entirely forgettable.

4. Man of Steel (2013)

PG-13 | 143 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi

55 Metascore

Clark Kent is an alien who as a child was evacuated from his dying world and came to Earth, living as a normal human. But when survivors of his alien home invade Earth, he must reveal himself to the world.

Director: Zack Snyder | Stars: Henry Cavill, Amy Adams, Michael Shannon, Diane Lane

Votes: 645,623 | Gross: $291.05M

This is an over-long, dreary and contrived super-hero feature that provides little fun or engagement and is genuinely boring. One of the worst super-hero films I've seen in a long time.

5. Alan Partridge (2013)

R | 90 min | Action, Comedy, Crime

66 Metascore

When famous DJ Alan Partridge's radio station is taken over by a new media conglomerate, it sets in motion a chain of events which see Alan having to work with the police to defuse a potentially violent siege.

Director: Declan Lowney | Stars: Steve Coogan, Colm Meaney, Tim Key, Karl Theobald

Votes: 27,927 | Gross: $0.15M

6. Now You See Me (I) (2013)

PG-13 | 115 min | Crime, Mystery, Thriller

50 Metascore

An F.B.I. Agent and an Interpol Detective track a team of illusionists who pull off bank heists during their performances, and reward their audiences with the money.

Director: Louis Leterrier | Stars: Jesse Eisenberg, Common, Mark Ruffalo, Woody Harrelson

Votes: 551,828 | Gross: $117.72M

Nonsensical, nondescript and not at all fun, this movie about bank-robbing magicians is truly a bore to watch. I struggled to sit through this one, which is full of plot holes and contrivances, even when the film picks up the pace a little towards the end of the second act.

7. A Good Day to Die Hard (2013)

R | 98 min | Action, Thriller

28 Metascore

John McClane travels to Russia to help out his seemingly wayward son, Jack, only to discover that Jack is a CIA operative working undercover, causing the father and son to team up against underworld forces.

Director: John Moore | Stars: Bruce Willis, Jai Courtney, Sebastian Koch, Mary Elizabeth Winstead

Votes: 188,052 | Gross: $67.35M

Bruce Willis just doesn't care anymore; how this terrible movie got released in it's current state is beyond me. Poor direction, horrible editing, bland acting and a very weak script make this the worst 'Die Hard' film by far.

8. R.I.P.D. (2013)

PG-13 | 96 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy

25 Metascore

A recently slain cop joins a team of undead police officers working for the Rest in Peace Department and tries to find the man who murdered him.

Director: Robert Schwentke | Stars: Ryan Reynolds, Jeff Bridges, Mary-Louise Parker, Kevin Bacon

Votes: 108,817 | Gross: $33.62M

This is a shoddily made, CGI fueled studio mess that tries to mash up 'Men In Black' with 'Ghostbusters' and fails miserably. Some enjoyment can be found here if you're really looking for it, but otherwise the experience is a generic and bland one.

9. Byzantium (2012)

R | 118 min | Drama, Fantasy, Horror

66 Metascore

Residents of a coastal town learn, with deathly consequences, the secret shared by the two mysterious women who have sought shelter at a local resort.

Director: Neil Jordan | Stars: Saoirse Ronan, Gemma Arterton, Sam Riley, Caleb Landry Jones

Votes: 38,135 | Gross: $0.08M

Sadly, this quiet vampire feature was pretty boring. I get that they were going for a slower, melancholic feel but almost nothing of interest occurs and when it does it disappoints.

10. Despicable Me 2 (2013)

PG | 98 min | Animation, Adventure, Comedy

62 Metascore

When Gru, the world's most super-bad turned super-dad has been recruited by a team of officials to stop lethal muscle and a host of Gru's own, He has to fight back with new gadgetry, cars, and more minion madness.

Directors: Pierre Coffin, Chris Renaud | Stars: Steve Carell, Kristen Wiig, Benjamin Bratt, Miranda Cosgrove

Votes: 343,282 | Gross: $368.06M



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