Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

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1. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001–2011)
Episode: Fags, Shags and Kebabs (2001)

28 min | Comedy

Donna and Janet,two girls in Runcorn,Cheshire,are best friends. When Donna bemoans her lack of a boyfriend Janet arranges a date for her with her boyfriend Jonny's pal Gaz. Initially the ... See full summary »

Director: Gareth Carrivick | Stars: Ralf Little, Will Mellor, Natalie Casey, Sheridan Smith

Votes: 41

2. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001–2011)
Episode: Spunk (2001)

28 min | Comedy

Gaz goes for dinner with Donna's family where he is unnerved by the overtures of her mother Flo. Gaz also advises Jonny how to make Janet love him more,such as treating her mean and then ... See full summary »

Director: Gareth Carrivick | Stars: Kathryn Drysdale, Natalie Casey, Sheridan Smith, Ralf Little

Votes: 30

3. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001–2011)
Episode: Bone with the Wind (2001)

29 min | Comedy

Whilst Gaz is concerned that Donna wants to move in with him, having found her tooth-brush at his flat Janet looks for ways to spice up her relationship with Jonny, such as buying sexy ... See full summary »

Director: Gareth Carrivick | Stars: Natalie Casey, Will Mellor, Ralf Little, Sheridan Smith

Votes: 31

4. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001–2011)
Episode: Angry Wangry (2001)

29 min | Comedy

Janet feels the need to better herself and enrols as a student,being invited by Cameron,a friend of Louise,to read poetry at a student meeting. Unfortunately she does not go down well but ... See full summary »

Director: Gareth Carrivick | Stars: Natalie Casey, Sheridan Smith, Kathryn Drysdale, Will Mellor

Votes: 28

5. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001–2011)
Episode: Lard (2001)

29 min | Comedy

Jonny finds himself unexpectedly attracted to Louise until he kisses her and thinks that her breath smells of lard. Donna decides to decorate Gaz's flat though he finds the finished result ... See full summary »

Director: Gareth Carrivick | Stars: Ralf Little, Will Mellor, Sheridan Smith, Natalie Casey

Votes: 24

6. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001–2011)
Episode: Ugly Babies (2001)

29 min | Comedy

Both Janet and Donna believe that they are pregnant. Jonny,who has discovered he wants more out of life but is disappointed by the things that he has tried,is ultimately pleased. However it... See full summary »

Director: Gareth Carrivick | Stars: Sheridan Smith, Natalie Casey, Kathryn Drysdale, Will Mellor

Votes: 24

7. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001–2011)
Episode: On the Blob (2002)

Comedy

Donna discovers that she is not pregnant after all,which comes as a disappointment to Gaz,who had hoped fatherhood would make him more responsible. However Janet persuades him that he can ... See full summary »

Director: Gareth Carrivick | Stars: Natalie Casey, Will Mellor, Ralf Little, Sheridan Smith

Votes: 24

8. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001–2011)
Episode: Bungle (2002)

Comedy

When Jonny wins a thousand pounds on a Lotto scratch card everybody has their own idea of how he should spend it, Janet throwing a party in the hopes that he will use the money to buy an ... See full summary »

Director: Gareth Carrivick | Stars: Natalie Casey, Will Mellor, Ralf Little, Sheridan Smith

Votes: 21

9. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001–2011)
Episode: Dirty Girls (2002)

Comedy

Jonny is jealous when Janet finds a love letter from handsome old flame Andy,though she tells him she is merely being nostalgic. To allay his fears she introduces him to 'Andy',who is ... See full summary »

Director: Gareth Carrivick | Stars: Natalie Casey, Will Mellor, Ralf Little, Sheridan Smith

Votes: 22

10. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001–2011)
Episode: Vomit (2002)

Comedy

Jonny is convinced that he is seriously ill though Janet has her doubts and goes off to the Archer,the local pub,to meet Andy. Outside the pub they are seen by Gaz and Louise,who tells ... See full summary »

Director: Gareth Carrivick | Stars: Natalie Casey, Will Mellor, Ralf Little, Sheridan Smith

Votes: 20

11. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001–2011)
Episode: Crusty Curtains (2002)

Comedy

Donna and Gaz each draw up a list of things the one expects the other to do in order to make their flat share easier but his list contains silly things,which annoys her. Janet and Jonny ... See full summary »

Director: Gareth Carrivick | Stars: Natalie Casey, Will Mellor, Ralf Little, Sheridan Smith

Votes: 18

12. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001–2011)
Episode: Mo Mo and Pigsy (2002)

Comedy

Jonny is confused to wake up and find Donna bringing him tea in bed though he makes a miracle recovery and they go to Andy's house to look for Janet. She is not there but eventually both ... See full summary »

Director: Gareth Carrivick | Stars: Natalie Casey, Will Mellor, Ralf Little, Sheridan Smith

Votes: 19

13. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001–2011)
Episode: Munch (2003)

Comedy

Gaz is shocked when a lad called Munch arrives at the garage where he works,claiming to be his half-brother. Initially lukewarm Gaz starts to like Munch when he finds that he has a great ... See full summary »

Director: Gareth Carrivick | Stars: Natalie Casey, Will Mellor, Ralf Little, Sheridan Smith

Votes: 22

14. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001–2011)
Episode: Fish (2003)

Comedy

Jonny urges Janet to give up smoking but unfortunately this makes her very violent so Jonny gives up and lets her start puffing again. Louise receives a Valentine card,which turns out to be... See full summary »

Director: Gareth Carrivick | Stars: Natalie Casey, Will Mellor, Ralf Little, Sheridan Smith

Votes: 20

15. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001–2011)
Episode: Kangeroo (2003)

Comedy

A reluctant Jonny puts his hand down Gaz's little briefs to get the key to release him from his bondage. Donna however is still keen on the idea of kinky sex and dresses as a dominatrix but... See full summary »

Director: Gareth Carrivick | Stars: Natalie Casey, Will Mellor, Ralf Little, Sheridan Smith

Votes: 20

16. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001–2011)
Episode: Beastiality (2003)

Comedy

Louise and Donna fall out when it transpires that Donna also went out with David Fish. Pete refuses to agree to Janet getting married to Jonny so they decide to have a cut-price registry ... See full summary »

Director: Gareth Carrivick | Stars: Natalie Casey, Will Mellor, Ralf Little, Sheridan Smith

Votes: 20

17. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001–2011)
Episode: Hospikal (2003)

Comedy

Jonny finally blackmails Pete into agreeing to the wedding after he discovers that he is having sex with Flo but,when Janet asks about the change of heart, Jonny tells her that has ... See full summary »

Directors: Caroline Jeffries, Gareth Carrivick | Stars: Natalie Casey, Will Mellor, Ralf Little, Sheridan Smith

Votes: 19

18. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001–2011)
Episode: Dresses Dresses Dresses (2003)

Comedy

The three girls go shopping for wedding dresses,financed by Pete. Janet wants to look radiant and chooses ugly dresses for the bridesmaids,which they attempt to destroy,landing Janet with a... See full summary »

Directors: Caroline Jeffries, Gareth Carrivick | Stars: Natalie Casey, Will Mellor, Ralf Little, Sheridan Smith

Votes: 21

19. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001–2011)
Episode: Fockin Mokky Bokka (2003)

Comedy

Donna and Gaz find their peace disturbed by noisy neighbours who repeatedly play Dana records. Jonny agrees to get a job at a D.I.Y store but is forced to quit after he is sexually harassed... See full summary »

Directors: Caroline Jeffries, Gareth Carrivick | Stars: Natalie Casey, Will Mellor, Ralf Little, Sheridan Smith

Votes: 20

20. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001–2011)
Episode: Jammy Dodgers (2003)

Comedy

As they finally get round to sex after weeks of celibacy Louise is rather overwhelmed to find that David goes like a train though he confesses that he is only giving her what he thinks she ... See full summary »

Director: Gareth Carrivick | Stars: Natalie Casey, Will Mellor, Ralf Little, Sheridan Smith

Votes: 19

21. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001–2011)
Episode: Dump (2003)

Comedy

Janet prepares her list of wedding presents,some of which are very expensive so Jonny takes Donna to the local dump to find cheaper substitutes,mostly trash. However they do find a valuable... See full summary »

Director: Gareth Carrivick | Stars: Natalie Casey, Will Mellor, Ralf Little, Sheridan Smith

Votes: 19

22. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001–2011)
Episode: Schluballybub (2003)

Comedy

David gives Louise a plant to nurture as a love test but she feels patronised and takes it the wrong way. Donna and Gaz also row after he accuses her of giving him sexual warts - which turn... See full summary »

Director: Gareth Carrivick | Stars: Natalie Casey, Will Mellor, Ralf Little, Sheridan Smith

Votes: 22

23. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001–2011)
Episode: When Janet Met Jonny (2003)

Comedy

As Janet prepares to leave Jonny she finds a photo taken on the night that they met and the show turns into a long flashback detailing how Donna,Janet and Louise went on the pull to a ... See full summary »

Director: Gareth Carrivick | Stars: Sheridan Smith, Natalie Casey, Kathryn Drysdale, Ralf Little

Votes: 62

24. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001–2011)
Episode: Corinthian Dies (2004)

Comedy

Janet leaves a note for Jonny and moves in with Louise who is feeling sorry for herself after David left her. Gaz is also angry with David,believing that he had sex with Donna and ... See full summary »

Director: Gareth Carrivick | Stars: Natalie Casey, Will Mellor, Ralf Little, Sheridan Smith

Votes: 20

25. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001–2011)
Episode: Piggy Goes Oink (2004)

Comedy

Louise is told that she cannot have her degree unless she returns a library book entitled 'Piggy Goes Oink',which she once borrowed. She suspects David of taking it to spite her but David,... See full summary »

Director: Gareth Carrivick | Stars: Natalie Casey, Will Mellor, Ralf Little, Sheridan Smith

Votes: 18

26. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001–2011)
Episode: My Delicious Guava (2004)

Comedy

Janet moves in with Louise. Jonny and Kate visit Halton Castle where he tries to show her how macho he is by climbing the castle wall but he falls and injures his ankle. Janet rings him to ... See full summary »

Director: Gareth Carrivick | Stars: Natalie Casey, Will Mellor, Ralf Little, Sheridan Smith

Votes: 17

27. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001–2011)
Episode: Cuggles (2004)

Comedy

Louise has graduated and is job-hunting. She applies to become the head of ICI but at her interview it becomes clear that she has lied about her qualifications and it is suggested she work ... See full summary »

Director: Gareth Carrivick | Stars: Natalie Casey, Will Mellor, Ralf Little, Sheridan Smith

Votes: 18

28. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001–2011)
Episode: Purgatory (2004)

Comedy

Rather than go to the graduation ball Louise throws her own party with Janet, taking charge of the guest list. She invites Jonny and Kate,feeling that Jonny has become a nicer person since ... See full summary »

Director: Gareth Carrivick | Stars: Natalie Casey, Will Mellor, Ralf Little, Sheridan Smith

Votes: 18

29. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001–2011)
Episode: Mate Date (2004)

Comedy

Janet goes to work at the bakery as usual,knowing she has a new boss - which turns out to be Louise. Donna is keen for Janet and Jonny to get back together and asks Gaz to split Jonny up ... See full summary »

Director: Gareth Carrivick | Stars: Natalie Casey, Will Mellor, Ralf Little, Sheridan Smith

Votes: 19

30. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001–2011)
Episode: Homeless and Horny (2004)

Comedy

Louise does not last long at the bakery as power goes to her head and she goes about sacking people,leading to her own dismissal. Jonny is homeless after rowing with his dad but gets back ... See full summary »

Director: Gareth Carrivick | Stars: Will Mellor, Natalie Casey, Ralf Little, Kathryn Drysdale

Votes: 18

31. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001–2011)
Episode: Filthy Brunching (2004)

Comedy

Donna goes out to brunch with Philip,making Gaz jealous but when he confronts Philip he finds that he is no longer impotent. Louise gets a job at the Office of National Statistics,where she... See full summary »

Director: Gareth Carrivick | Stars: Sheridan Smith, Ralf Little, Kathryn Drysdale, Will Mellor

Votes: 15

32. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001–2011)
Episode: Dead (2005)

Comedy

Flo is killed in a road accident but,at the funeral, Janet is feeling randy and Gaz is unable to satisfy her so,until he is recovered,she takes comfort with a cut-out of the Chuckle ... See full summary »

Director: Gareth Carrivick | Stars: Kathryn Drysdale, Sheridan Smith, Will Mellor, Natalie Casey

Votes: 15

33. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001–2011)
Episode: Nobbly Bobbly (2005)

Comedy

As Munch gets jiggy with Kelly,the Archer's new barmaid,Donna and Gaz move into Flo's old house,which Donna has inherited on the proviso she does not look into the cupboard under the stairs... See full summary »

Director: Gareth Carrivick | Stars: Natalie Casey, Will Mellor, Ralf Little, Sheridan Smith

Votes: 15

34. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001–2011)
Episode: Shrink (2005)

Comedy

Janet and Jonny decide that they will get married and plan their second ceremony,with the news that Janet is pregnant. Gaz kisses Louise as a means of blackmailing her into not divulging ... See full summary »

Director: Gareth Carrivick | Stars: Ralf Little, Sheridan Smith, Will Mellor, Natalie Casey

Votes: 15

35. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001–2011)
Episode: Ecuador (2005)

Comedy

Jonny buys a car which he calls Herbie and gets Gaz to give him driving lessons. Louise asks Jonny to publicly forgive her for causing the shoot-out so that it will improve her chances in ... See full summary »

Director: Gareth Carrivick | Stars: Will Mellor, Natalie Casey, Ralf Little, Sheridan Smith

Votes: 14

36. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001–2011)
Episode: Potato People (2005)

Comedy

After Gaz has admitted about himself and Janet Donna leaves him and resists Janet's attempts to make things up with her. After a disastrous date with Munch Kelly decides to set her sights ... See full summary »

Director: Gareth Carrivick | Stars: Ralf Little, Will Mellor, Kathryn Drysdale, Sheridan Smith

Votes: 17

37. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001–2011)
Episode: Antlers (2005)

Comedy

Donna and Janet have made up and are all for a quiet hen night-come -baby shower but Louise,in court the next day,ensures that quiet it is not. Despite most of Runcorn seemingly aware of ... See full summary »

Director: Gareth Carrivick | Stars: Sheridan Smith, Ralf Little, Natalie Casey, Kathryn Drysdale

Votes: 16

38. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001–2011)
Episode: Crab (2005)

Comedy

Louise goes to court and,after arguing with the magistrate,is given community service,supervising delinquent teen-aged girls. Janet and Jonny wake up,in their wedding clothes,in the back of... See full summary »

Director: Gareth Carrivick | Stars: Natalie Casey, Kathryn Drysdale, Will Mellor, Sheridan Smith

Votes: 17

39. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001–2011)
Episode: Fat (2005)

Comedy

Six months have elapsed since the wedding and Janet is heavily pregnant but she has let the place become a tip and so Louise brings her community service girls round to tidy it up. In fact ... See full summary »

Directors: Gareth Carrivick, Nick Wood | Stars: Sheridan Smith, Ralf Little, Natalie Casey, Kathryn Drysdale

Votes: 15

40. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001–2011)
Episode: Stot or Pronk (2005)

Comedy

Janet's pregnancy is making her forgetful so,to sharpen her memory,Louise enters her for the Archer's pub quiz,which is compered by Kelly,who makes snide comments about Janet's night with ... See full summary »

Director: Gareth Carrivick | Stars: Sheridan Smith, Kathryn Drysdale, Natalie Casey, Will Mellor

Votes: 15

41. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001–2011)
Episode: Who's the Daddy? (2005)

Comedy

Donna and Gaz wind each other up by pretending to have other,superior sex partners,which results in Gaz storming out and being run over by the ambulance taking Janet - whose water has ... See full summary »

Director: Gareth Carrivick | Stars: Sheridan Smith, Ralf Little, Kathryn Drysdale, Natalie Casey

Votes: 16

42. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001–2011)
Episode: Bababababa (2005)

Comedy

Jonny feels that Janet is become too obsessed with baby Corinthian and so he starts to act like a baby himself in an unsuccessful attempt to gain his wife's attention. The couple are short ... See full summary »

Director: Nick Wood | Stars: Ralf Little, Sheridan Smith, Kathryn Drysdale, Will Mellor

Votes: 15

43. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001–2011)
Episode: God (2005)

Comedy

Janet is planning her baby's christening and,now that the two couples have made up and are friends again,she asks Donna and Gaz to be Corinthian's godparents.However Louise has a religious ... See full summary »

Director: Nick Wood | Stars: Ralf Little, Sheridan Smith, Kathryn Drysdale, Natalie Casey

Votes: 16

44. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001–2011)
Episode: LOVE 83199 (2005)

Comedy

Janet is suffering from post-natal depression but Jonny sees his dream job advertised in the paper,working in a biscuit factory and applies for interview. Donna decides the flat is in such ... See full summary »

Director: Nick Wood | Stars: Ralf Little, Sheridan Smith, Natalie Casey, Will Mellor

Votes: 13

45. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (2001–2011)
Episode: Near, Far (2005)

Comedy

Louise is anxious to show off her sexy new boyfriend but already he is finding her squeaky voice and odd ways getting on his nerves. Gaz decides to overcome his fear of sheep and move into ... See full summary »

Directors: Gareth Carrivick, Nick Wood | Stars: Sheridan Smith, Ralf Little, Natalie Casey, Will Mellor

Votes: 17