Best worst moviesby Toni9434 | created - 29 Sep 2015 | updated - 6 months ago | Public
so bad, but so fu**ing good
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1. Samurai Cop (1991)
Unrated | 96 min | Action, Crime, Thriller
Joe Marshall and Frank Washington are two tenacious police detectives who seek at all costs to stop the Katana, a renegade Yakuza gang composed of violent and sadistic killers who want to lead the drug trade in Los Angeles.
Masterpiece! There's no movie like this.
2. Troll 2 (1990)
PG-13 | 95 min | Comedy, Fantasy, Horror
A family vacationing in a small town discovers the entire town is inhabited by goblins in disguise as humans, who plan to eat them.
Movie sequel about trolls, but there's no trolls in it and it's not a sequel... WTF?! Another masterpiece of bad movie making.
3. The Room (2003)
R | 99 min | Drama
Johnny is a successful banker who lives happily in a San Francisco townhouse with his fiancée, Lisa. One day, inexplicably, she gets bored with him and decides to seduce his best friend, Mark. From there, nothing will be the same again.
Votes: 74,618 | Gross: $0.56M
Ladies and Gentlemen, one and only Tommy Wiseau! A true genius, for sure.
4. Miami Connection (1987)
R | 83 min | Action, Crime, Thriller
A martial arts rock band goes up against a band of motorcycle ninjas who have tightened their grip on Florida's narcotics trade.
Only good thing about this movie is "the poster".
5. Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky (1991)
R | 91 min | Action, Comedy, Thriller
A young man with superhuman strength is incarcerated at a prison run by corrupt officials and seeks to use his martial arts to clean up the system.
This movie is something else. Who like's gore and comedy mixed together will enjoy this flick. There is only one Ricky!
6. Fantasy Mission Force (1983)
R | 90 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy
A force of loners and fighters is put together to try and rescue Generals that are captured by the Japanese and save the war effort with the promise of gold and/or pardons of past crimes.
Samurais, nazis, zombies and Jackie Chan. This movie has it all!
7. Who Killed Captain Alex? (2010)
Not Rated | 64 min | Action, Crime, Mystery
Uganda's president gives Captain Alex the mission to defeat the Tiger Maffia, but Alex gets killed in the process. Upon hearing the tragic news, his brother investigates to avenge Alex, hence the title Who Killed Captain Alex.
Uganda's hero is a shaolin monk named Bruce U!
8. Gunda (1998)
Not Rated | 129 min | Action, Comedy, Crime
When a coolie's family is murdered by a group of gangsters and politicians, he swears revenge on them.
Some movies are just too wierd. My name is Bulla!
9. The Human Tornado (1976)
R | 96 min | Action, Comedy, Drama
Dolemite flees to California, where he helps Queen Bee and her Kung Fu prostitutes battle a local gangster.
Black kung fu is the best!
10. Enduring Destiny (2014)
Not Rated | 90 min | Comedy
Follows Max Kenner, an ambitious suburbanite with big dreams of becoming a real life action hero and working for the C.I.A. When Max flies off to a big college, he learns lessons in love, friendship, and foils danger.
What the? Weird movie, man! Just see it!
11. The Thing with Two Heads (1972)
PG | 91 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
Doctors are forced to transplant the head of a dying, racist surgeon onto the body of a black death row inmate.
Best motorcycle and car chase sequences are in this film, period! It has very funny moments too... And one gorilla with two heads.
12. Ben & Arthur (2002)
Not Rated | 85 min | Drama, Romance, Thriller
A pair of recently married gay men are threatened by one of the partner's brother, a religious fanatic who plots to murder them after being ostracized by his church.
This movie is fu**ing hilarious! Worst gay movie ever filmed. And the picture of Jesus is a masterpiece.
13. College Kickboxers (1991)
89 min | Action
A college freshman who trains in martial arts is beaten up at work by a racist gang. His co-worker, a Chinese cook, beats the gang up and trains the young man in kung fu. When a tournament ... See full summary »
Go, save a whale!
14. Hercules (1983)
PG | 98 min | Adventure, Fantasy
The story of the Greek mythological figure, updated in this 80's version.
Votes: 3,245 | Gross: $10.68M
This movie is unexplainable.
15. Deadly Prey (1987)
R | 88 min | Action, Thriller
A group of sadistic mercenaries kidnap people off the streets and set them loose on the grounds of their secret camp, so the "students" at the camp can learn how to track down and kill their prey.
If you like Rambo-type of movies, this is a film for you! Of course with some hilarious moments.
16. Alien Warrior (1986)
R | 100 min | Action, Crime, Sci-Fi
An alien from another dimension lands on earth to fight the "Great Evil" that has been unleashed on it.
Feel my beard! Real hero is not an Alien, but Mexicans - Miguel and Enrique, some drunk who love's to sing, some woman who almost got raped, some prostitute who is just in this film and some black boy who looks like Michael Jackson.
17. Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
Not Rated | 105 min | Horror, Thriller
A horde of mutated birds descends upon the quiet town of Half Moon Bay, California. With the death toll rising, Two citizens manage to fight back, but will they survive Birdemic?
Someone should say (in the name of Hitchcock!) to this people that they can't act, can't direct, can't do anything right... But, they made a sequel. Oh, *beep* I forget to mention those mind-blowing special effects.
18. House of the Dead (2003)
R | 90 min | Action, Adventure, Horror
A group of college students travels to a mysterious island to attend a rave, which is soon taken over by bloodthirsty zombies.
Votes: 35,018 | Gross: $10.25M
What to expect, when worst director of all time made a movie based on video game? Jürgen Prochnow's best role to date! Captain Kirk is back, baby! Wait, is this Star Trek?!
19. Undefeatable (1993)
R | 90 min | Action, Crime, Thriller
Kristi Jones (Cynthia Rothrock) avenges her sister's death at the hands of a crazed martial arts rapist.
In this film every person in a whole white world knows some kind of martial arts. So, if you are looking to see a very strong female lead with some outstanding kung fu action, this is a movie for you! Of course, some Chinese people are involved too, but i still don't understand why they try to look like black guys.
20. Double Down (2005)
Not Rated | 93 min | Action, Adventure, Crime
A brilliant computer loner seizes Las Vegas and its terrorist attack, while fighting against his fits of clinical depression and obsession for romance and death.
Neil Breen is a God among men! He is best actor, director, producer, writer, musical scorer, architect, real estate agent, hacker, pilot, chemist, best eater of tuna... For God sakes, he is the best! So, watch this movie!
21. 10 Brothers of Shaolin (1977)
Not Rated | 90 min | Action, Adventure, Drama
The martial-arts action film 10 Brothers of Shaolin tells the tale of ten specially trained fighters, five monks, five laymen, who have been taught their skills in order to protect Master ... See full summary »
God's name be praised! Best dubbed movie ever!
22. The Humanity Bureau (2017)
R | 95 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi
A dystopian thriller set in the year 2030 that sees the world in a permanent state of economic recession and facing serious environmental problems as a result of global warming.
I love Nicolas Cage! He is the greatest!
23. Scream Blacula Scream (1973)
PG | 96 min | Fantasy, Horror
The vampire Mamuwalde (Blacula) is stirred by African voodoo, and is forced to kill again.
Votes: 2,013 | Gross: $2.18M
Dracula's soul brother is back for blood!
24. Stalked by My Doctor: Patient's Revenge (2018 TV Movie)
TV-14 | 88 min | Thriller
After being found not guilty for his crimes, Dr. Albert Beck takes a teaching job at a university, where his blossoming relationship with a student is threatened when one of his previous victims begins a campaign of terror against him.
What happened to Eric Roberts? This movie franchise i guess.. He's acting is totally ludicrous... But that La La land scene, oh my god, i need to watch this again!
25. Hentai Kamen: The Abnormal Crisis (2016)
119 min | Comedy, Fantasy
News about the disappearance of panties is covered every day." Kyosuke (Ryohei Suzuki) still wears Aiko Completo (Fumika Shimizu) panties to battle evil. Meanwhile, Aiko has mixed emotions ... See full summary »
Be warned! This movie is just for perverts.
26. No Retreat, No Surrender 3: Blood Brothers (1990)
R | 101 min | Action
Two feuding brothers (one a policeman, the other a martial arts expert) of different political views, join forces to avenge the death of their father, a retired agent, killed by the mafia.
Two brothers. Two great martial arts warriors. Two terrible actors.
27. Hercules in New York (1970)
G | 91 min | Adventure, Family, Fantasy
Hercules is sent to Earth where he finds true love and starts a promising career in the bodybuilder business.
It is Arnold's time to shine. That bear fight is one of the best scenes out there.
28. Ilsa: She Wolf of the SS (1975)
R | 96 min | Drama, Horror, Thriller
Ilsa is an evil Nazi warden at a death camp that conducts "medical experiments". Ilsa's goal is to prove that women can withstand more pain and suffering than men and therefore should be allowed to fight on the front lines.
This is a movie for the ones who have strong stomach. It is a gore soft porn, if you will. But, it has some very special funny moments. Miguel is the best!
29. The Adventures of Hercules (1985)
PG | 88 min | Adventure, Fantasy
Hercules searches for the Seven Thunderbolts of Zeus, which have been stolen by renegade gods.
Like his predecessor, too weird and confusing. I will just say - "In the name of science!".
30. Sinbad of the Seven Seas (1989)
PG-13 | 93 min | Adventure, Fantasy
Sinbad and his shipmates aid a young prince, who must battle an evil wizard to gain the hand of a beautiful princess.
This title is wrong! It's a "Hercules: part III".
31. Starcrash (1978)
PG | 92 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi
An outlaw smuggler and her alien companion are recruited by the Emperor of the Galaxy to rescue his son and destroy a secret weapon by the evil Count Zarth Arn.
Best movie with David Hasselhoff in it.
32. An American Hippie in Israel (1972)
R | 95 min | Action, Comedy, Sci-Fi
Incited by a disillusioned young man who has decided to flee from civilization, a group of 4 people go searching for freedom and happiness on an isolated island . When their boat goes ... See full summary »
WTF?! I don't know what happened in this flick! Freedom at last!
33. Dance or Die (1987 Video)
Not Rated | 90 min | Thriller
Jason is trying to get his dance troupe ready for their big performance while at the same time trying to kick his drug habit for good. Not exactly helping with the latter problem is Jason's... See full summary »
Too weird, man! Too Weird! But, i like turtles!
34. The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978 TV Movie)
97 min | Adventure, Family, Musical
Chewbacca and Han Solo try to get to the Wookiee homeworld of Kashyyyk to celebrate Life Day, but are impeded by an Imperial blockade. Chewie's family passes the time with various forms of entertainment.
This is simply as bad as it gets.
35. Zone of the Dead (2009)
R | 101 min | Action, Horror, Sci-Fi
InterPol agents must join forces with dangerous prisoner to fight zombie hordes.
Best Serbian zombie movie ever! And Ken Foree is in it!
36. Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)
Not Rated | 79 min | Horror, Sci-Fi
Evil aliens attack Earth and set their terrible "Plan 9" in action. As the aliens resurrect the dead of the Earth to destroy the living, our lives are in danger.
Master of the worst is here, baby! And there's no stopping him down! P.S. Give Bella one more scene, please...
37. Fateful Findings (2013)
Not Rated | 100 min | Drama, Fantasy, Mystery
A computer scientist/novelist reunites with his childhood friend and hacks into government databases, while facing the dire and fateful consequences of his mystical actions obtained as a child.
Neil Breen's visionary movie about... about... hm... It doesn't matter what it's about, it's Neil Breen!
38. The Return of Superman (1979)
67 min | Adventure, Fantasy, Sci-Fi
Born out of a Christmas ornaments-filled heaven, Turkish Superman fights the mob in order to save the day!
Tayfun Superman... Such a horrible movie... I can't even speak... It's bad to the bone! And toy Superman is very, very slow.
39. God's Not Dead (2014)
PG | 113 min | Drama
College philosophy professor Mr. Radisson's curriculum is challenged by his new student, Josh, who believes God exists.
Votes: 38,548 | Gross: $60.76M
I still can't believe that this movie really exists. But the song is fu**ing awesome!
40. Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
Not Rated | 70 min | Horror
A family gets lost on the road and stumbles upon a hidden, underground, devil-worshiping cult led by the fearsome Master and his servant Torgo.
The worst movie i have ever seen.