Vinnie Jones Schlock

by jackallen-67055 | created - 1 month ago | updated - 1 month ago | Public
 Refine See titles to watch instantly, titles you haven't rated, etc
  • Instant Watch Options
  • Genres
  • Movies or TV
  • IMDb Rating
  • In Theaters
  • On TV
  • Release Year
  • Keywords





IMDb user rating (average) to
Number of votes to »




Reset



Reset
Release year or range to »




































































































1. Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998)

R | 107 min | Comedy, Crime

66 Metascore

A botched card game in London triggers four friends, thugs, weed-growers, hard gangsters, loan sharks and debt collectors to collide with each other in a series of unexpected events, all for the sake of weed, cash and two antique shotguns.

Director: Guy Ritchie | Stars: Jason Flemyng, Dexter Fletcher, Nick Moran, Jason Statham

Votes: 499,085 | Gross: $3.90M

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels is a grimy, twisted, and funny twist on the Tarantino hip gangster formula.

2. Gone in 60 Seconds (2000)

PG-13 | 118 min | Action, Crime, Thriller

35 Metascore

A retired master car thief must come back to the industry and steal fifty cars with his crew in one night to save his brother's life.

Director: Dominic Sena | Stars: Nicolas Cage, Angelina Jolie, Giovanni Ribisi, T.J. Cross

Votes: 248,329 | Gross: $101.65M

Even though Oscar-bearers Nicolas Cage, Angelina Jolie, and Robert Duvall came aboard for this project, the quality of Gone in 60 Seconds is disappointingly low. The plot line is nonsensical, and even the promised car-chase scenes are boring.

3. Snatch (2000)

R | 102 min | Comedy, Crime

55 Metascore

Unscrupulous boxing promoters, violent bookmakers, a Russian gangster, incompetent amateur robbers and supposedly Jewish jewelers fight to track down a priceless stolen diamond.

Director: Guy Ritchie | Stars: Jason Statham, Brad Pitt, Benicio Del Toro, Dennis Farina

Votes: 728,694 | Gross: $30.33M

Though perhaps a case of style over substance, Guy Ritchie's second crime caper is full of snappy dialogue, dark comedy, and interesting characters.

4. Swordfish (2001)

R | 99 min | Action, Crime, Thriller

32 Metascore

A covert counter-terrorist unit called Black Cell led by Gabriel Shear wants the money to help finance their war against international terrorism, but it's all locked away. Gabriel brings in convicted hacker Stanley Jobson to help him.

Director: Dominic Sena | Stars: John Travolta, Hugh Jackman, Halle Berry, Don Cheadle

Votes: 170,192 | Gross: $69.77M

Swordfish is big on explosions, but critics dislike how it skimps on plot and logic. Also, the sight of a person typing at a computer just isn't that interesting.

5. Night at the Golden Eagle (2001)

R | 87 min | Drama

32 Metascore

An ex-convict's plans to turn legit go awry.

Director: Adam Rifkin | Stars: Vinny Argiro, James Caan, Donnie Montemarano, Natasha Lyonne

Votes: 965 | Gross: $0.02M

One just waits grimly for the next shock without developing much attachment to the characters.

6. Mean Machine (2001)

R | 99 min | Comedy, Crime, Drama

45 Metascore

A football star jailed for assault leads a group of inmates in a match against prison guards.

Director: Barry Skolnick | Stars: Vinnie Jones, David Kelly, David Hemmings, Ralph Brown

Votes: 33,702 | Gross: $0.09M

Despite some genuine wit, this crowd pleaser is filled with too many cliches.

7. The Big Bounce (2004)

PG-13 | 88 min | Comedy, Crime

42 Metascore

A small-time con artist and a Hawaiian real estate developer's mischevious, enterprising mistress team up for a potential $200,000 score.

Director: George Armitage | Stars: Owen Wilson, Morgan Freeman, Gary Sinise, Sara Foster

Votes: 17,173 | Gross: $6.47M

Lazily crafted and light on substance, The Big Bounce takes few chances and strands its promising cast in a subpar adaptation that fails to do its source material justice.

8. Tooth (2004)

91 min | Family, Fantasy

TOOTH tells the story of a young, feisty Tooth Fairy, who lives in a world called Fairytopia that has lost its ability to use magic. Fed up with the way most fairies have forgotten about ... See full summary »

Director: Edouard Nammour | Stars: Rory Copus, Sally Phillips, Tim Dutton, Maisie Preston

Votes: 690

9. EuroTrip (2004)

R | 92 min | Comedy

45 Metascore

Dumped by his girlfriend, a high school grad decides to embark on an overseas adventure in Europe with his friends.

Directors: Jeff Schaffer, Alec Berg, David Mandel | Stars: Scott Mechlowicz, Jacob Pitts, Michelle Trachtenberg, Travis Wester

Votes: 184,367 | Gross: $17.72M

A trip worth taking if one's not offended by gratuitous nudity and bad taste.

10. Survive Style 5+ (2004)

120 min | Fantasy, Mystery, Romance

Five bizarre stories with no apparent connection to one and other eventually become intertwined, resulting in surreal circumstances.

Director: Gen Sekiguchi | Stars: Tadanobu Asano, Reika Hashimoto, Kyôko Koizumi, Hiroshi Abe

Votes: 8,827

11. Blast (2004)

R | 92 min | Action, Comedy, Thriller

A terrorist posing as environmentalist hijacks an oil rig off the coast of California with the intent of detonating an electromagnetic bomb over the US.

Director: Anthony Hickox | Stars: Eddie Griffin, Vinnie Jones, Breckin Meyer, Soup

Votes: 1,531

12. Slipstream (2005)

R | 89 min | Action, Sci-Fi, Thriller

A scientist goes to a bank to meet a pretty bank-teller. His time-machine allows him to go 10 minutes back in time and correct his approaches to her. He's shadowed by 2 FBI agents and the bank gets robbed.

Director: David van Eyssen | Stars: Sean Astin, Vinnie Jones, Ivana Milicevic, Kevin Otto

Votes: 3,149

13. Submerged (2005 Video)

R | 96 min | Action, Thriller

Chris Kody, the world's best mercenary, is freed from prison -- but there's a catch. Kody must use his lethal weapons and fighting skills to stop a group of terrorists who have taken over a nuclear sub.

Director: Anthony Hickox | Stars: Steven Seagal, Christine Adams, William Hope, Nick Brimble

Votes: 4,433

14. Hollywood Flies (2005)

R | 95 min | Crime, Drama

Brothers Martina and Luca travel from Las Vegas to Hollywood. Along the way they meet two convicts and Cherie a showgirl who flees his representative. The convicts kidnap Martina and force Luca to carry a 3 million bag.

Director: Fabio Segatori | Stars: Antonio Cupo, Bianca Guaccero, Caprice Bourret, Vinnie Jones

Votes: 482

15. The Number One Girl (2006 Video)

R | 84 min | Action, Drama, Thriller

A producer, a director and an action star ..all you need to the make the greatest movie ever, right?

Director: Luc Campeau | Stars: Tony Schiena, Vinnie Jones, Lisa McAllister, Pat Morita

Votes: 468

16. Johnny Was (2006)

R | 93 min | Action, Crime, Drama

Johnny Doyle escapes a violent past in Ireland to lie low in London, until his former mentor Flynn breaks out of Brixton Prison, hell bent on derailing the Irish peace process with a few ... See full summary »

Director: Mark Hammond | Stars: Vinnie Jones, Patrick Bergin, Laurence Kinlan, Eriq La Salle

Votes: 1,602

17. She's the Man (2006)

PG-13 | 105 min | Comedy, Romance, Sport

45 Metascore

When her brother decides to ditch for a couple weeks, Viola heads over to his elite boarding school, disguised as him, and proceeds to fall for his school's star soccer player, and soon learns she's not the only one with romantic troubles.

Director: Andy Fickman | Stars: Amanda Bynes, Laura Ramsey, Channing Tatum, Vinnie Jones

Votes: 138,522 | Gross: $2.34M

Shakespeare's wit gets lost in translation with She's the Man's broad slapstick, predictable jokes, and unconvincing plotline.

18. The Other Half (II) (2006)

94 min | Comedy, Romance

When English Mark surprises his American bride Holly with her dream honeymoon to Portugal she cant believe her luck. Mark goes to great trouble to organise everything for her. They arrive ... See full summary »

Directors: Richard Nockles, Marlowe Fawcett | Stars: Danny Dyer, Gillian Kearney, Jonathan Broke, Mark Lynch

Votes: 957

19. Played (2006)

R | 87 min | Crime, Drama, Thriller

An examination of the malevolent London underworld with its despicable criminal underground. Ray (Mick Rossi) just finished an eight-year prison sentence after getting set up. Now he is back on the streets to settle the score.

Director: Sean Stanek | Stars: Val Kilmer, Gabriel Byrne, Vinnie Jones, Anthony LaPaglia

Votes: 1,299

20. X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)

PG-13 | 104 min | Action, Sci-Fi

58 Metascore

The human government develops a cure for mutations, and Jean Gray becomes a darker uncontrollable persona called the Phoenix who allies with Magneto, causing escalation into an all-out battle for the X-Men.

Director: Brett Ratner | Stars: Patrick Stewart, Hugh Jackman, Halle Berry, Famke Janssen

Votes: 459,392 | Gross: $234.36M

X-Men: The Last Stand provides plenty of mutant action for fans of the franchise, even if it does so at the expense of its predecessors' deeper character moments.

21. Garfield 2 (2006)

PG | 82 min | Animation, Comedy, Family

37 Metascore

Jon and Garfield visit the United Kingdom, where a case of mistaken cat identity finds Garfield ruling over a castle. His reign is soon jeopardized by the nefarious Lord Dargis, who has designs on the estate.

Director: Tim Hill | Stars: Breckin Meyer, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Billy Connolly, Bill Murray

Votes: 35,643 | Gross: $28.43M

Strictly for (very) little kids, A Tale of Two Kitties features skilled voice actors but a plot that holds little interest.

22. The Condemned (2007)

R | 113 min | Action, Crime, Thriller

23 Metascore

Jack Conrad is awaiting the death penalty in a corrupt Central American prison. He is "purchased" by a wealthy television producer and taken to a desolate island where he must fight to the death against nine other condemned killers from all corners of the world, with freedom going to the sole survivor.

Director: Scott Wiper | Stars: Steve Austin, Vinnie Jones, Nathan Jones, Robert Mammone

Votes: 48,628 | Gross: $0.00M

The Condemned is a morally ambiguous, exceedingly violent and mostly forgettable action film.

23. 7-10 Split (2007)

Not Rated | 94 min | Comedy, Sport

An aspiring actor whose career is in the dumps, exploits his amazing bowling skills to take the PBA by storm and becomes rich and famous, only to lose his best girl and best friend...

Director: Tommy Reid | Stars: Tara Reid, Ross Patterson, Clayne Crawford, John DiMaggio

Votes: 1,006

24. The Riddle (2007 Video)

PG-13 | 116 min | Crime, Drama, Mystery

A journalist investigates a series of murders that follows the discovery of an unpublished novel by Charles Dickens in the cellar of an old Thames-side-pub. Gradually he becomes obsessed with unraveling a century-old murder in the pages of the manuscript. Only when he has done so, with the help of a mysterious beach-combing tramp who stalks the Thames foreshore, is he able to solve the modern ... See full summary »

Director: Brendan Foley | Stars: Mark Asante, Julie Cox, Vera Day, 'Long Bob' Elvin

Votes: 1,758

25. Strength and Honour (2007)

R | 95 min | Action, Drama

A single father decides to break his dying wife's last wish to not box again in order to save his young son from certain death.

Director: Mark Mahon | Stars: Michael Madsen, Vinnie Jones, Patrick Bergin, Richard Chamberlain

Votes: 1,545 | Gross: $0.05M

There is not a real character to be found, nor a single convincing punch thrown.

26. Tooth and Nail (2007)

R | 94 min | Drama, Horror, Thriller

A group of people in a post-apocalyptic world fight to survive against a band of vicious cannibals.

Director: Mark Young | Stars: Michael Madsen, Vinnie Jones, Rachel Miner, Nicole DuPort

Votes: 3,613

The Road Warrior minus the roads, so what's the point?

27. Hell Ride (2008)

R | 84 min | Action, Drama, Thriller

25 Metascore

Two rival bikers gangs, the Victors and the Six-Six-Six's, refuel their decades-old rivalry.

Director: Larry Bishop | Stars: Larry Bishop, Dennis Hopper, Michael Madsen, Julia Jones

Votes: 15,056 | Gross: $0.19M

Hell Ride misses out on the rusting zeitgeist of the biker genre, sucking the glee from a saucy premise.

28. Loaded (2008)

R | 98 min | Action, Crime, Drama

A young, wealthy club kid's life spirals downward into an out-of-control world of drugs, sex and violence.

Director: Alan Pao | Stars: Jesse Metcalfe, Corey Large, Monica Keena, Nathalie Kelley

Votes: 2,749

29. The Midnight Meat Train (2008)

R | 100 min | Horror, Mystery

58 Metascore

A photographer's obsessive pursuit of dark subject matter leads him into the path of a serial killer who stalks late night commuters, ultimately butchering them in the most gruesome ways imaginable.

Director: Ryûhei Kitamura | Stars: Vinnie Jones, Bradley Cooper, Leslie Bibb, Brooke Shields

Votes: 56,151 | Gross: $0.08M

A creative and energetic adaptation of a Clive Barker short story, with enough scares and thrills to be a potential cult classic.

30. (Untitled) (2009)

R | 96 min | Comedy, Drama, Music

58 Metascore

A Chelsea art gallerist falls for a brooding new music composer in this comic tale about the state of contemporary art.

Director: Jonathan Parker | Stars: Adam Goldberg, Marley Shelton, Eion Bailey, Lucy Punch

Votes: 2,038 | Gross: $0.23M

This satire on the art world is at times both clever and shallow, but its top-notch cast generates plenty of goodwill.

31. Year One (2009)

PG-13 | 97 min | Adventure, Comedy

34 Metascore

After being banished from their tribe, two hunter-gatherers encounter Biblical characters and eventually wind up in the city of Sodom.

Director: Harold Ramis | Stars: Jack Black, Michael Cera, Olivia Wilde, Oliver Platt

Votes: 87,091 | Gross: $43.34M

Year One is a poorly executed, slapdash comedy in which the talent both in front of and behind the camera never seem to be on the same page.

32. Legend of the Bog (2009)

R | 90 min | Horror, Thriller

When a 'bog body' a 2000 year old murder victim preserved in a peat bog is disturbed by developers in rural Ireland, an archaeologist, a hunter and their helpers face the task of sending him back where he came from.

Director: Brendan Foley | Stars: Vinnie Jones, Jason Barry, Nora-Jane Noone, Adam Fogerty

Votes: 1,034

33. The Heavy (2009)

R | 102 min | Thriller

During a routine hit, "Boots" Mason (Gary Stretch) learns a hit has been placed on his own life when a crooked cop, Dunn (Vinnie Jones), tries to kill him. While seeking his revenge, ... See full summary »

Director: Marcus Warren | Stars: Gary Stretch, Vinnie Jones, Stephen Rea, Shannyn Sossamon

Votes: 1,944

34. The Bleeding (2009)

R | 80 min | Action, Horror

Surrounded by carnage, slaughter, brutal crashes and total mayhem, Shawn Black is in a race to save the world from pure evil.

Director: Charlie Picerni | Stars: Michael Matthias, Vinnie Jones, Nancy Young, Armand Assante

Votes: 960

35. Smokin' Aces 2: Assassins' Ball (2010 Video)

R | 86 min | Action, Comedy, Crime

Hords of insane assassins (2 cute) gather in or near a bar waiting to kill an insignificant FBI pencil pusher at 3AM and collect $3M. He's kept in a safe house/bunker nearby surrounded by FBI agents. Action awaits.

Director: P.J. Pesce | Stars: Tom Berenger, Clayne Crawford, Tommy Flanagan, Maury Sterling

Votes: 12,464

36. Locked Down (2010)

R | 99 min | Action, Crime, Thriller

Danny, a respected cop, is setup after an investigation goes wrong. While laying low in his new jail cell, Danny is forced to get involved in the inmates underground cage fighting circuit. ... See full summary »

Director: Daniel Zirilli | Stars: Tony Schiena, Rashad Evans, Vinnie Jones, Dwier Brown

Votes: 2,433

38. Kill the Irishman (2011)

R | 106 min | Biography, Crime, Drama

50 Metascore

The true story of Danny Greene, a tough Irish thug working for mobsters in Cleveland during the 1970's.

Director: Jonathan Hensleigh | Stars: Ray Stevenson, Christopher Walken, Vincent D'Onofrio, Val Kilmer

Votes: 42,203 | Gross: $1.19M

Kill the Irishman may not add much in the way of new ingredients to its crowded genre, but the admirable efforts of a solidly assembled cast add extra depth to a familiar story.

39. Age of the Dragons (2011)

PG-13 | 91 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy

Herman Melville's classic novel Moby Dick, is recreated in a world where Captain Ahab and his crew search for a Great White Dragon.

Director: Ryan Little | Stars: Danny Glover, Vinnie Jones, Corey Sevier, Sofia Pernas

Votes: 4,179

Entirely forgettable and somewhat unhealthy, lingering on the palate like an impulsive, Friday-night kebab.

40. You May Not Kiss the Bride (2011)

PG-13 | 99 min | Action, Comedy, Crime

An unassuming pet photographer is thrown into serious action, adventure and romance when he's forced to marry a Croatian bride and spend his honeymoon at a remote tropical resort where she is kidnapped.

Director: Rob Hedden | Stars: Dave Annable, Katharine McPhee, Rob Schneider, Mena Suvari

Votes: 6,288

Its lunacy is well staged and fast-paced. Too bad the movie's premise is so lame that the nimbler moments can't redeem it.

41. The Liquidator (2011)

Not Rated | 94 min | Action, Thriller

A highly skilled bodyguard avenging his brother's untimely death uncovers a ring of corruption extending to the highest levels of society and government.

Director: Akan Satayev | Stars: Berik Aytzhanov, Vinnie Jones, Aziz Beyshenaliev, Karlygash Mukhamedzhanova

Votes: 447

42. Blood Out (2011 Video)

R | 90 min | Action, Crime, Thriller

When big city detectives refuse to further investigate his kid brother's gang related murder, small town Sheriff Michael Savion drops the badge and goes undercover to find his brother's killer and avenge his death.

Director: Jason Hewitt | Stars: Luke Goss, Val Kilmer, 50 Cent, Vinnie Jones

Votes: 3,916

43. Cross (2011 Video)

R | 105 min | Action, Fantasy

Given incredible power by an ancient Celtic Cross. Callan continues to fight evil... Now, joined by a team of weapons experts, Callan battles an unstoppable empire in Los Angeles.

Director: Patrick Durham | Stars: Brian Austin Green, Michael Clarke Duncan, Vinnie Jones, Tom Sizemore

Votes: 2,148

44. Not Another Not Another Movie (2011)

R | 99 min | Comedy

Follows a struggling movie studio that's willing to do anything to make a mint - even if it means ruining their reputation, and running the movie industry into the ground.

Director: David Murphy | Stars: David Leo Schultz, Ellie Gerber, James Piper, Jennifer Sciole

Votes: 1,573

45. Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted (2012)

PG | 93 min | Animation, Adventure, Comedy

60 Metascore

The Madagascar animals join a struggling European circus to get back to New York, but find themselves being pursued by a psychotic animal control officer.

Directors: Eric Darnell, Tom McGrath, Conrad Vernon | Stars: Ben Stiller, Jada Pinkett Smith, Chris Rock, David Schwimmer

Votes: 149,861 | Gross: $216.39M

Dazzlingly colorful and frenetic, Madagascar 3 is silly enough for young kids, but boasts enough surprising smarts to engage parents along the way.

46. Hijacked (2012)

R | 86 min | Action, Crime, Thriller

A special agent's plans to reconcile with his ex-fiancé are ruined when she boards a private jet that is targeted by hijackers working for the same crime lord that he is chasing.

Director: Brandon Nutt | Stars: Vinnie Jones, Rob Steinberg, Craig Fairbrass, Gina Philips

Votes: 3,505

47. Freelancers (2012)

R | 96 min | Action, Crime, Drama

The son of a slain NYPD officer joins the force, where he falls in with his father's former partner and a team of rogue cops.

Director: Jessy Terrero | Stars: 50 Cent, Robert De Niro, Forest Whitaker, Malcolm Goodwin

Votes: 9,121

48. Magic Boys (2012)

Not Rated | 90 min | Adventure, Comedy, Drama

After witnessing a murder, a hapless pair of misfits escape their own near death experience by posing as male strippers - only to find themselves neck deep in even bigger trouble.

Directors: Róbert Koltai, Éva Gárdos | Stars: Michael Madsen, Vinnie Jones, Nikolett Barabas, Tamer Hassan

Votes: 491

49. Fire with Fire (II) (2012)

R | 97 min | Action, Crime, Drama