IMDb Polls

Poll: Things you'd love to hear during an Oscar speech...

(but you probably won't)

Which one would you most like to hear, just for once, during an Oscar speech?

Discuss here

Don't pay attention to the stars' pictures, they were just used to illustrate the circumstances upon which these phrases could be or could've been delivered.

Make Your Choice

  1. Vote!

    Peter O'Toole

    Honorary? Next time, give me a REAL Oscar !
  2. Vote!

    Al Pacino

    Out of all the performances I gave to you, I won for THAT? What is this? A pity-Oscar?
  3. Vote!

    John Madden

    I want to thank Harvey Wienstein for his massive and efficient lobbying.
  4. Vote!

    Julia Roberts

    To be honest, this doesn't come out as a surprise. I knew I would win.
  5. Vote!

    Daniel Day-Lewis

    "My wife was right, the Golden Globes DO look better"
  6. Vote!

    Meryl Streep

    "Now, where am I gonna put this one?"
  7. Vote!

    Jack Nicholson

    "I want to thank myself for being so good"
  8. Vote!

    Sean Penn

    You may have won the Globes, the BAFTA ... but *I* got the Oscar.
  9. Vote!

    Adrien Brody

    "I knew getting through such drastic physical changes to play a real-life figure would pay off. You're all so predictable"
  10. Vote!

    Leonardo DiCaprio

    "It was about time"
  11. Vote!

    Christopher Plummer

    "Couldn't you give me the Oscar when my career needed it? Now, it's worth as much as a honorary one!"
  12. Vote!

    Tom Hanks

    "Let me take this opportunity to out a few colleagues without giving them any warning."
  13. Vote!

    Jared Leto

    "Is it just me or is the show host NOT funny at all?"
  14. Vote!

    Jennifer Lawrence

    "I hope you like me, or you better get used to see me everywhere for the next twelve years"
  15. Vote!

    Michael Caine

    "There is no such thing as an Oscar-winner. We all won. Well *I* still get the Oscar and it will be *my* name remembered for this year's win... but we're all winners"
  16. Vote!

    Clint Eastwood

    "And now, to thank my 27 closest friends by name... and don't you dare put that music before I finish!"
  17. Vote!

    Martin Scorsese

    "Seriously, who remembers now 'Ordinary People' or 'Dances with *beep* Wolves?"
  18. Vote!

    Tommy Lee Jones

    "Thanks but... seriously, when I look at the other nominees, I don't think I deserved the nomination in the first place, let alone the win. Sorry."

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