How Many Episodes Of "Family Guy" Have You Seen?
In a wacky Rhode Island town, a dysfunctional family strive to cope with everyday life as they are thrown from one crazy scenario to another.
Death Has a Shadow (1999)
After drinking too much at a stag party and falling asleep at work, Peter loses his job, signs up for welfare, and gets more money than expected.
I Never Met the Dead Man (1999)
Peter goes into shock, after he disabled the entire Quahog cable system while giving Meg driving lessons; Stewie plots to rid the world of broccoli.
Chitty Chitty Death Bang (1999)
Peter tries to make the best of a bad situation after he ruins Lois' plans for Stewie's birthday party; Meg'a new friend tries to recruit her into a cult.
Mind Over Murder (1999)
Under house arrest, Peter transforms the basement into a bar, where Lois' singing becomes the main attraction.
A Hero Sits Next Door (1999)
Peter becomes very jealous, when his handi-capable new neighbor turns out to be the new star player on the toy company's softball team.
The Son Also Draws (1999)
A chance encounter with a prune smoothie puts in motion a series of events that ultimately allows Peter to accept Chris' artistic side.
Holy Crap (1999)
Peter seeks divine inspiration, when his retired father comes to visit and makes life troublesome; Chris suffers a gastrointestinal impasse.
Da Boom (1999)
Peter's paranoia about the end of the world makes the family cancel their New Year's Eve '99 plans, but for once, Peter is actually somewhat right.
Brian in Love (2000)
Brian turns to a therapist after his unrequited love for Lois causes him to lose control of his bladder.
Love Thy Trophy (2000)
Everyone on Spooner Street becomes enemies when a trophy they all won mysteriously goes missing; Meg makes extra tips as a waitress by telling everyone she's Stewie's teenage mother.
Death Is a Bitch (2000)
Death pays a visit to the Griffins after Peter fakes his death on an insurance form to avoid paying a hefty hospital bill.
The King Is Dead (2000)
Lois becomes the director of the Quahog Player's Theatre, until Peter becomes producer and changes everything.
I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar (2000)
Peter receives feminine training at a woman's retreat after his joke about women offends a female co-worker.
If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin' (2000)
Peter pretends Chris is dying so that Make-A-Dream-Come-True foundation can save a cancelled TV Show.
Running Mates (2000)
Peter resorts to mudslinging, when he and Lois run as opponents in an election for the school board; Chris has a sexual awakening.
Fifteen Minutes of Shame (2000)
A vivacious actress will replace Meg, when a reality show based on the Griffins' home life becomes a ratings sensation in the MTV network.
Road to Rhode Island (2000)
Brian will revisit his childhood home, while he is on an adventurous musical journey from California back to Rhode Island with Stewie.
Let's Go to the Hop (2000)
Peter infiltrates the high school after it's gripped by a toad-licking craze.
Dammit Janet (2000)
Stevie falls madly in love with another toddler at his new daycare; Peter takes advantage of Lois' new career as a stewardess.
There's Something About Paulie (2000)
The mob puts a hit out on Lois, after her meddling puts an end to Peter's unwanted friendship with a crime lord's obnoxious nephew.
He's Too Sexy for His Fat (2000)
Peter's drastic plastic surgery and liposuction procedures will transform him from a fatherly slob into a beautiful snob, and the family is not sure what to do.
E. Peterbus Unum (2000)
A zoning malfunction committed by the city planners gives Peter the opportunity to convert the Griffin household in the sovereign nation of Petirua.
The Story on Page One (2000)
Peter substitutes Meg's dreary newspaper article on Mayor Adam West with a steamy exposé that tries to out Hollywood actor Luke Perry.
Wasted Talent (2000)
Lois learns that Peter is a drunken savant when it comes to playing the piano, after he goes on a drinking binge to win one of Pawtucket Pat's silver scrolls.
Fore, Father (2000)
Peter tries to teach Chris a lesson in responsibility by getting him a. Job at the local golf course; Brian convinces Stewie he was poisoned by a booster shot.
The Thin White Line (2001)
Brian becomes a drug-sniffing dog for police to get out of a rut after taking the advice of his therapist, but the cocaine may be more than he can handle.
Brian Does Hollywood (2001)
When Brian leaves the family for Hollywood with dreams of becoming a screenwriter and director, he winds up directing a porn video.
Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington (2001)
After the toy company is taken over by a tobacco company, Peter is set up as the president and is sent to Washington to lobby against a bill.
One If by Clam, Two If by Sea (2001)
When a hurricane destroys The Drunken Clam, it is bought by a British man who turns it into an English pub to the dismay of Peter and the gang.
Death Lives (2001)
Peter dies again, and Death shows him the errors of his ways.
Lethal Weapons (2001)
Lois takes Tae-Jitsu, quickly becomes a black-belt and scares away all of the frustrating New Yorkers that had come to Quahog to view the leaves.
The Kiss Seen Round the World (2001)
Meg takes an internship to work for Tom with Neil as her partner and kisses him during a life-threading situation that is caught on tape.
Mr. Saturday Knight (2001)
Losing his job at the toy factory is he least of his concerns, when Peter is caught monkeying around with a renaissance fair wench.
A Fish Out of Water (2001)
Peter tries to pay of the debts he accrued while pursuing his dream of owning a commercial fishing boat by catching an infamous, man-eating fish.
Emission Impossible (2001)
After Peter helps deliver Lois's sister's baby, he and Lois decide to try to have another kid, but Stevie will attempt to foil their new plan.
To Love and Die in Dixie (2001)
After Chris witnesses a convenience store robbery, the Griffins are put in the witness protection program and relocated to the Deep South.
Screwed the Pooch (2001)
Brian confesses to Peter and Lois that he has had sexual yearnings lately, so Lois suggests that Brian join them for a change of scenery.
Ready, Willing and Disabled (2001)
Joe becomes a media darling after Peter spikes his sports drink with steroids during a track and field event for the disabled; the kids bicker over $26 they found.
Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows (2002)
Brian is sentenced to community service following a drunk driving episode; Peter cares for three endangered nestlings living in his freshly-grown beard.
From Method to Madness (2002)
When Brian shows interest in theatre, Lois convinces him to try out for School of Performing Arts, but during the audition, Brian is dismissed by the judges.
Stuck Together, Torn Apart (2002)
Peter's jealously reaches its peak when going with Lois to the gynecologist, who prepares to examine Lois, but Peter refuses to let him near her.
Road to Europe (2002)
Stevie and Brian go on a Pan-European journey home after coming stranded in Saudi Arabia; Peter is aghast to learn Lois is not really a fan of KISS.
Family Guy Viewer Mail #1 (2002)
Peter gets three wishes by a genie; The Griffins get superpowers; Quahog turns into the Little Rascals.
When You Wish Upon a Weinstein (2003)
Driven by his tilted views on Judaism, Peter goes from finding a Jewish accountant to throwing Chris a Bar Mitzvah to make him smart. Meanwhile, a group of angry Catholics are trying to hunt down Peter.
North by North Quahog (2005)
Peter and Lois try for a second honeymoon, but things go awry when he poses as Mel Gibson.
Blind Ambition (2005)
Peter's desire to become famous for something causes him to go blind.
After winning at the children's edition of trivial pursuit, Peter thinks he's a genius until testing proves that he's actually intellectually disabled.
Brian the Bachelor (2005)
Brian takes part in "The Bachelorette"; Chris takes advice from his talking pimple.
Breaking Out Is Hard to Do (2005)
Lois goes to jail after a shoplifting crime spree, but when the family breaks her out, they're forced to live in Asiantown.
Model Misbehavior (2005)
Lois becomes a model, but goes overboard with the glamour life.
Peter's Got Woods (2005)
Brian tries to rename James Woods High School, but Peter pulls out a surprise weapon.
The Perfect Castaway (2005)
Peter and the guys get stranded on an island, and after being rescued months later, Peter realizes things aren't what they used to be.
Jungle Love (2005)
To avoid Freshman hazing, Chris runs away to South America, when the family get him, Peter learns that he's the richest man in the tribe.
After an incident at the Emmys, the FCC overreacts, so Peter decides to start his own cable network, until the FCC shut him down and start censoring his life.
Fat Guy Strangler (2005)
Lois discovers a long-lost brother, but her new relative has a deadly secret.
The Father, the Son and the Holy Fonz (2005)
During one of his visits Peter's father, Francis, discovers that Stewie has never been baptized, so without Lois' permission Peter and Francis go to church and have him baptized. Upon discovering this, Lois convinces Peter that Stewie should have been able to worship whomever he wanted regardless of his father's religion. Naturally Peter interprets Lois' wisdom the wrong way so decides to start his own religious group that praises the television character, Arthur "Fonzie" Fonzarelli.
Patriot Games (2006)
After quarterback Tom Brady witnesses Peter pummeling several people in order to get to the bathroom, he recruits him to play for the New England Patriots.
I Take Thee, Quagmire (2006)
Quagmire falls in love with and marries the maid that Peter won on a game show only to find out that she's a psycho and must figure out a way to get out of it.
Sibling Rivalry (2006)
Peter reluctantly agrees to get a vasectomy, and refuses to have sex, causing Lois to gain weight; Stewie's half-brother Bertram declare an all-out war for control over the playground.
Deep Throats (2006)
While Meg interns for Mayor West, Brian uncovers a scandal; Peter and Lois decide to reunite their old groovy band
Peter writes an erotic novel, but a lawsuit leaves his investor, Carter, broke, forcing him to move in with the Griffins; Stewie trains for the Olympics.
Peter's attempt to open build a movie theater on the Indian burial ground in his backyard releases a poltergeist that sucks Stevie into the television set.
The Griffin Family History (2006)
When burglars break into the house, the Griffins take cover in the attic, where Peter tells them about their family history.
Stewie B. Goode (2006)
A near-death experience inspires Stewie to change his life.
Stewie Loves Lois (2006)
After she saves Rupert, Stewie smothers Lois with affection; After his first prostate exam, Peter sues Dr. Hartman for sexual harassment.
Mother Tucker (2006)
Peter's mom starts dating Tom Tucker; Brian and Stewie host their own raunchy radio program.
Hell Comes to Quahog (2006)
Meg takes a job at a new superstore, which causes Peter to lose his job and the town's electricity.
Saving Private Brian (2006)
Stewie and Brian join the army and are sent to Iraq; Chris becomes the lead singer of a rock band.
Whistle While Your Wife Works (2006)
Lois does Peter's work while he recovers from losing his fingers in an accident; Brian begins dating an unintelligent woman, much to Stewie's delight.
Prick Up Your Ears (2006)
Lois becomes the school's sex ed teacher, but is fired for having "radical" views; Stewie attempts to kill the Tooth Fairy.
Chick Cancer (2006)
Stewie tries to win over retired child actress Olivia; Peter makes his own chick flick.
Barely Legal (2006)
After taking her to the prom, Meg becomes obsessed with Brian; The guys join the police force to help Joe.
Road to Rupert (2007)
After Brian accidentally sells Rupert at a yard sale, he and Stewie travel to Aspen to get him back; Meg is forced to be Peter's driver after he loses his license.
Peter's Two Dads (2007)
After Francis dies, Peter learns his real father lives in Ireland, so he and Brian set out to find him.
Airport '07 (2007)
Peter becomes a redneck and gets Quagmire fired. So the gang sets out to get Quagmire his job back.
Bill & Peter's Bogus Journey (2007)
Peter's attempts to become physically fit lead to a friendship with Bill Clinton, which inadvertently nearly destroys Peter & Lois' marriage.
No Meals on Wheels (2007)
After Peter finds a valuable coin and sells it for $50,000, he opens his own restaurant, but things don't end well when he bans Joe and all of his handicapped friends.
Boys Do Cry (2007)
When Stewie gets sick from communion, the town is convinced he's possessed by the devil, forcing the family to go on the run, and end up in Texas.
No Chris Left Behind (2007)
After being expelled for having the lowest average standardized test score, Chris is accepted into a snobby private school, forcing the family to struggle to pay the tuition.
Meet the Quagmires (2007)
Death grants Peter's wish to go back in time to 1984 to be 18 again, but when he bails on Lois, he soon learns he's alters the present, where Lois is married to Quagmire.
Blue Harvest (2007)
With the Griffins stuck at home during a blackout, Peter tells the story of Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope.
Movin' Out (Brian's Song) (2007)
Brian moves in with Jillian, but Stewie moves in to to help pay the rent. Meg and Chris both get jobs at the local convenience store.
Stewie Kills Lois (2007)
Stewie kills Lois, and one year after her disappearance, Peter is charged with her death.
Lois Kills Stewie (2007)
With Lois back in Quahog, Stewie escapes with Brian to Washington, D.C. and sets out to initiate his latest plan for world domination.
Padre de Familia (2007)
Peter discovers that he is an illegal Mexican immigrant, so he is forced to take a job as a day laborer for Lois's father.
Peter's Daughter (2007)
When Meg awakens from a coma, Peter vows to treat her better than before, but doesn't approve of her dating an attractive doctor.
Peter sues a fast food chain after he suffers a stroke from eating over 30 hamburgers in one sitting.
Back to the Woods (2008)
James Woods gets his revenge on Peter by stealing his identity and moving in with his family.
Play It Again, Brian (2008)
Brian decides to declare his love for Lois as she and Peter accompany him to a writers' convention, and the Griffin kids are babysat by Herbert.
The Former Life of Brian (2008)
When Brian decides to look up an old flame on a whim, he discovers, to his horror, that he is the father of her teenage son.
Long John Peter (2008)
Peter begins to act like a pirate when he gets a parrot, creating havoc in Quahog; Chris falls for vet intern Anna.
Love Blactually (2008)
Stewie convinces Brian to take it slow with his new girlfriend, but she becomes impatient and hooks up with Cleveland. Brian then tries to get Cleveland back together with his ex-wife Loretta to get him out of the picture.
I Dream of Jesus (2008)
Peter discovers that Jesus Christ is working at a used record store in Quahog, and sets out to let everyone know that he has come back.
Road to Germany (2008)
Stewie and Brian use a time machine to go back to Nazi-era Poland and rescue Mort.
Baby Not on Board (2008)
The Griffins decide to take a vacation to the Grand Canyon, only to leave Stewie behind.
Tales of a Third Grade Nothing (2008)
Peter must pass the third grade in order to get a promotion at the brewery; Stewie turns Brian and Frank Sinatra Jr.'s nightclub into a trendy hotspot.
Ocean's Three and a Half (2009)
The guys try to help Joe and Bonnie get money for their hospital bill after their baby is born, a baby who Stewie develops a crush on.
Family Gay (2009)
Peter becomes temporarily gay after participating in a medical study.
The Juice Is Loose! (2009)
Everyone is up in arms after Peter becomes friends with O.J. Simpson.
FOX-y Lady (2009)
Lois becomes a Fox News anchor; Peter and Chris try to sell a cartoon pilot to the Fox network.
Not All Dogs Go to Heaven (2009)
Meg becomes religious and tries to convert Brian from Atheism; Stewie teleports the cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation to Quahog.
Brian becomes the leading proponent for legalization of marijuana in Quahog.
Stewie begins taking steroids after being beat up by Susie; Chris starts dating popular girl Connie.
We Love You Conrad (2009)
Brian dates "Hills" star Lauren Conrad while trying to hide the fact that he is in love with someone else.
Three Kings (2009)
A series of parodies based on the Stephen King movies "Stand by Me," "Misery," and "The Shawshank Redemption."
Peter's Progress (2009)
The story of Griffin Peterson and the founding of Quahog.
Family Goy (2009)
When Lois finds out her mother was a Holocaust survivor, Peter decides to adopt the Jewish faith.
Spies Reminiscent of Us (2009)
With the help of Chevy Chase and Dan Aykroyd, Stewie and Brian discover that Mayor West is a Cold War sleeper agent; Peter and the guys start an improv group.
Brian's Got a Brand New Bag (2009)
Brian becomes the laughing stock of the family when he begins dating an older woman, but things get worse when she breaks her hip and he has to be her errand-boy.
Hannah Banana (2009)
Brian helps Stewie meet Miley Cyrus, only to discover a secret about her identity; The family discovers that the evil monkey in Chris's closet isn't actually evil.
Quagmire's Baby (2009)
Quagmire is forced to take care of a baby he fathered when she is left on his doorstep, while Stewie creates clones of himself and Brian.
Jerome Is the New Black (2009)
The guys find a new black friend to join their group, until Peter finds out that he slept with Lois. Meanwhile, Brian tries to find out why Quagmire hates him and tries to make amends.
Dog Gone (2009)
After accidentally killing another dog and surprised that no one cares, Brian tries to convince everyone that dogs should have the same value as humans.
Business Guy (2009)
Peter takes over Pewterschmidt Industries when Carter has a heart attack and goes into a coma.
Big Man on Hippocampus (2010)
When Peter develops amnesia after hitting his head, he forgets everything and everyone, forcing the family to help regain his memory.
Dial Meg for Murder (2010)
Meg goes to prison after her boyfriend escapes from jail, and returns as a frightening, hardened sociopath.
Extra Large Medium (2010)
Peter pretends to be a psychic after Lois sees one after Chris and Stewie get lost in the woods; Chris asks a girl with Down Syndrome out on a date.
Go, Stewie, Go! (2010)
Stewie poses as a girl so that he can appear on Jolly Farm, and falls for a female co-star; Peter makes Lois feel bad about her age.
Peter is sexually harassed by Angela, but will he follow through with her advances and keep his job?
Brian Griffin's House of Payne (2010)
CBS turns Brian's pilot for a heartwarming drama into a sitcom starring James Woods; Meg and Chris try to hide Stewie's accidental head injury.
April in Quahog (2010)
Peter makes an embarrassing confession about his kids as everyone thinks the world is about to come to an end.
Brian & Stewie (2010)
Brian and Stewie get locked in a bank vault where they are forced to deal with each other on a whole new level.
Quagmire's Dad (2010)
Quagmire's dad undergoes a sex change, and Brian, who was out of town for a seminar, ends up sleeping with him after the sex change.
The Splendid Source (2010)
With Cleveland's help, Peter, Joe and Quagmire blow off a couples getaway to Maine to search for the origin of the worlds funniest dirty joke.
Partial Terms of Endearment (2010)
Lois agrees to be a surrogate mother for her friend, but when she unexpectedly dies, Lois and Peter argue over whether to continue with the pregnancy.
And Then There Were Fewer (2010)
The residents of Quahog are invited to James Woods' house, where a murder mystery takes place.
Welcome Back Carter (2010)
After Peter catches Carter having an affair, he is strong-armed into keeping a secret, until he accidentally spills the beans.
Halloween on Spooner Street (2010)
Peter and Joe team up to execute Halloween pranks on Quagmire; Brian shows Stewie the ropes of trick-or-treating; Meg sets out to attend her first high school Halloween party.
Brian Writes a Bestseller (2010)
Brian's self-help book becomes a best-seller after Stewie becomes his manager; Lois decides that she and Peter need separate beds, leaving him to look for a new cuddle buddy.
Road to the North Pole (2010)
Disappointed with the Mall Santa, Stewie and Brian decide to go up to the North Pole to teach Santa a lesson, only to face a shocking revelation.
New Kidney in Town (2011)
Peter needs a new kidney after he destroys his making his own Red Bull; Chris gets to introduce President Obama after plagiarising Meg's poem.
And I'm Joyce Kinney (2011)
Lois becomes friends with the new news anchor, only to have her reveal Lois's most embarrassing secret on air.
Friends of Peter G. (2011)
After a public disturbance, Peter and Brian are forced to attend a 12-step meeting to help kick their drinking problems. Unable to recognize his issue, Peter gets a visit from Death, who gives him a glimpse of what life would be like with and without "Mr. Booze" in his bloodstream.
German Guy (2011)
A jealous Mr. Herbert tries to tell Chris that the elderly German puppeteer that he is hanging out with is actually a notorious Nazi war criminal.
Trading Places (2011)
Chris and Meg think their parents have it easy, and Peter and Lois beg to differ, so in order to teach them a lesson, they all trade places.
Tiegs for Two (2011)
Brian enlists Quagmire's help to score a date with a new friend, but things get nasty when they start to compete for the affections of each other's old flames, Cheryl Tiegs and Jillian.
Brothers & Sisters (2011)
After yet another failed marriage, Lois' sister, Carol, comes to stay, and quickly falls in love with Mayor West.
The Big Bang Theory (2011)
Stewie and Brian go back in time to stop Bertram from killing Leonardo da Vinci.
Foreign Affairs (2011)
Lois goes on a vacation with Bonnie to Paris, unaware of her intentions; Peter homeschools Chris and Meg.
Episode VI: It's a Trap (2011)
The Griffins reprise their intergalactic roles in an outrageous retelling of Return of the Jedi.
Lottery Fever (2011)
When the Griffins win millions in the lottery, they can't handle the good fortune and struggle to stay grounded.
Seahorse Seashell Party (2011)
As a hurricane hits Quahog, Brian gets high on mushrooms; Meg finally summons up the courage to confront the family.
Back to the Pilot (2011)
Brian and Stewie travel back in time to January 31, 1999 to change history, only to alter the past with dire consequences.
Joe's son, who was reported missing in Iraq, suddenly and unexpectedly appears during Thanksgiving dinner, but the story of his disappearance doesn't add up.
Amish Guy (2011)
The Griffins stay in an Amish village after their car breaks down, but problems arise when Meg falls for a boy in the village.
Cool Hand Peter (2011)
Peter and the guys take a stand against their wives and flee to the Deep South on a road trip, only to earn a one-way ticket to jail.
Grumpy Old Man (2011)
Lois's dad retires to a senior community in Florida, but has trouble getting used to it.
Meg and Quagmire (2012)
When Meg turns 18, Quagmire tries to make his move on her, but Peter tries to stop him.
The Blind Side (2012)
Brian dates a blind woman who hates dogs; Peter can't stop falling down the new stairs.
Livin' on a Prayer (2012)
Lois takes matters into her own hands when Stewie's sick friend is denied medical treatment by his Christian Scientists parents.
Be Careful What You Fish For (2012)
Peter befriends a dolphin who moves in, and soon becomes annoying; Stewie asks for Brian's help in busting a negligent day care worker.
Burning Down the Bayit (2012)
Mort, Peter and Quagmire burn down Goldman's pharmacy to collect the insurance money, but things go awry when Joe starts to look into the case.
Killer Queen (2012)
Peter and Chris are sent to fat camp, where a serial killer targets overweight kids; Stewie is traumatized by the frightening Queen album cover.
After a car accident, Peter, Brian, Joe, and Quagmire wake up in a hospital with no memory and discover that they're the last people left on Earth.
Mr. & Mrs. Stewie (2012)
Stewie falls for a girl who's just as wicked as him; Peter and Quagmire take their friendship to the next level.
Leggo My Meg-O (2012)
When Meg and her friend are kidnapped in Paris, Stewie and Brian fly to Paris to rescue her.
Tea Peter (2012)
Peter joins the Tea Party, only to discover that Carter Pewterschmidt is using the party to get rid of the government for his own selfish motives.
Viewer Mail #2 (2012)
A British version of Family Guy; Everybody Peter touches turns into Robin Williams; A day through Stewie's point of view.
Internal Affairs (2012)
Peter talks Joe into having an affair with his new attractive partner, until Bonnie finds out.
Into Fat Air (2012)
The Griffins try to beat Lois's obnoxious ex-boyfriend's family to the top of Mount Everest.
Ratings Guy (2012)
After the Griffins become a Nielsen Family, everyone gets mad at Peter for convincing the networks to make ridiculous changes to popular shows.
The Old Man and the Big 'C' (2012)
Brian and Stewie learn that Carter Pewterschmidt's company has developed a cure for cancer, but is keeping it from the public.
Yug Ylimaf (2012)
Brian causes time to move backwards when he tampers with Stewie's time machine, which may result in Stewie being unborn.
Joe's Revenge (2012)
Joe, with the help of Peter and Quagmire, looks to track down the person responsible for his injuries.
Space Cadet (2013)
The Griffins wind up stuck in orbit on a space shuttle after Peter and Lois send Chris to Florida for space camp.
Brian's Play (2013)
Brian receives widespread acclaim for his new play, until Stewie writes one overnight that puts his to shame.
The Giggity Wife (2013)
After a drunken night out at Harvard with the guys, Quagmire discovers that he married a decrepit old prostitute.
Chris Cross (2013)
Chris is fed up with Meg blackmailing him, so he moves in with Mr. Herbert; Stewie and Brian become huge fans of Anne Murray.
Call Girl (2013)
Lois works for a phone sex line and Peter falls in love with her, not knowing that he is actually speaking to his wife.
Turban Cowboy (2013)
Peter becomes a Muslim but later discovers that he is also part of a terrorist plot to blow up a bridge in Quahog.
12 and a Half Angry Men (2013)
Mayor West is on trial for murder, and Brian is the only one on the jury who thinks he is not guilty.
Peter reverts back to a feral state after being lost in the Canadian wilderness for two months after a plane crash.
Total Recall (2013)
Stewie tries to rescue Rupert after he is recalled; Lois hangs out with Joe and Quagmire while Peter is sick.
Save the Clam (2013)
The guys fight to save The Drunken Clam from closing after Horace dies; Meg gets a job at a funeral home.
Farmer Guy (2013)
Due to the high crime rate in Quaghog, the family move to a farm, where they discover a meth lab in the basement.
Roads to Vegas (2013)
Stewie's teleportation device malfunctions when he and Brian use it to travel to Las Vegas.
No Country Club for Old Men (2013)
The Griffins are introduced to the Country Club lifestyle when Chris begins dating the owner's daughter, much to the chagrin of Carter.
Finders Keepers (2013)
Peter goes on a real-life treasure hunt based on a treasure map from a child's meal menu.
Vestigial Peter (2013)
Peter has a vestigial twin growing of his neck, and he has surgery to remove it and have it become a separate entity.
Quagmire's Quagmire (2013)
Quagmire falls in love with a woman who is just as kinky as he is, but doesn't find out until it's too late that she's a complete psycho.
A Fistful of Meg (2013)
Meg turns to Quagmire for help taking on a school bully, and Brian looks for a way to get back at Peter for forcing him to see him naked.
Boopa-dee Bappa-dee (2013)
The Griffins take a trip to Italy and are forced to deal with annoying immigration laws after Peter destroys the family's passports.
Life of Brian (2013)
Brian dies and Stewie cannot use his time machine to save him. Meanwhile, Peter replaces Brian with an Italian dog named Vinny.
Into Harmony's Way (2013)
Fame gets to Peter when he forms a song writing team with Quagmire.
Christmas Guy (2013)
Peter fills Carter with the spirit of Christmas. Meanwhile, Stewie goes back in time to save Brian.
Peter Problems (2014)
Lately Peter hasn't been able to perform very well in the bedroom. So he asks Quagmire and Joe to step in and help him get his mojo back.
Grimm Job (2014)
Peter tells Stewie the stories "Jack and the Beanstalk," "Little Red Riding Hood," and "Cinderella."
Brian's a Bad Father (2014)
Brian uses his son to get a writing job for a TV show, and Quagmire stops being friends with Peter after Peter shoots him.
Mom's the Word (2014)
Peter is seduced by his late mother's longtime friend, while Stewie is distraught over the realities of death.
3 Acts of God (2014)
Peter and the guys set out to find God and ask him to stop interfering in the outcomes of football games.
Fresh Heir (2014)
When Carter makes Chris the sole future heir to his fortune after caring for him, Peter takes drastic measures to keep the wealth within his reach.
Secondhand Spoke (2014)
Peter is asked to be the face of an anti-smoking campaign after taking up smoking cigarettes, while Stewie helps Chris face school bullies.
Herpe, the Love Sore (2014)
Stewie gets herpes from Brian, while Peter and the guys discover that another group has taken their favorite booth at the Drunken Clam.
Baby Got Black (2014)
Chris runs away with Jerome's daughter Pam, whom Jerome has forbidden Chris from dating, so Jerome must work with Peter to find their kids.
Meg Stinks! (2014)
Peter takes Meg to a college for an interview, but end up partying; Brian is forced to live outside after being sprayed by a skunk.
He's Bla-ack! (2014)
Cleveland returns to Quahog, but is forbidden from spending time with Peter when their wives get into an argument over parenting.
Chap Stewie (2014)
Stewie tries to erase himself from history when Peter and Chris constantly interrupt his TV time, only to end up as the baby of a British family.
The Simpsons Guy (2014)
After fleeing Quahog due to Peter's misogynistic comic strip, the Griffins get their car stolen and end up getting stuck in Springfield.
The Book of Joe (2014)
Peter is hired to read Joe's new children's book; Brian takes up running to impress a girl.
Baking Bad (2014)
Peter and Lois open a bakery, but things get out of hand when Peter comes up with a way to attract customers.
Brian the Closer (2014)
After getting a cosmetic surgery, Brian becomes a real estate agent, only to get in trouble with Quagmire.
Turkey Guys (2014)
On the night before Thanksgiving, Peter and Brian get drunk and eat the whole turkey, so they have to get a new one on Thanksgiving Day. With Peter gone, Stewie tries to help Chris take over as the man of the house.
The 2,000-Year-Old Virgin (2014)
Peter and the guys set out to throw Jesus the best birthday party in order to help him lose his virginity.
Our Idiot Brian (2015)
Brian begins to think he's not so smart when he takes the SAT'S for Meg and gets a low score, so Peter decides to show him the joys of being an idiot.
This Little Piggy (2015)
Meg becomes a foot-fetish model; Brian accompanies Stewie on an adventure outside of preschool.
Quagmire's Mom (2015)
Quagmire faces charges of statutory rape, and during his trial, his mom makes a surprise appearance to explain why he is the way that he is.
Encyclopedia Griffin (2015)
Peter and the guys start a detective agency and discover that Chris is a thief. In the meantime, Lois is worried about Chris when gets involved in a delusional relationship.
Stewie Is Enceinte (2015)
Stewie impregnates himself with Brian's DNA to save their friendship, while Peter and the guys try to make a viral video.
Dr. C and the Women (2015)
Cleveland becomes an unlicensed therapist and gives Lois marriage advice that Peter does not like, and Quagmire gets Meg a job working in airport security.
Joe decides to embrace life by taking the guys on a road trip to Niagra Falls, where he makes an unexpected decision.
Once Bitten (2015)
Brian becomes more submissive as a result of attending obedience school and Chris discovers his new friend is using him to get close to Meg.
Roasted Guy (2015)
When Peter's insulted by old friends at a roasting of him, he joins a group of mean girls.
Fighting Irish (2015)
Peter prepares for a fight with Liam Neeson, while Lois becomes a class mom and pays more attention to the other children over Stewie.
Take My Wife (2015)
Lois books a couple's vacation, but it turns out to be a marriage counseling program. Carter is frustrated because the kids are so into their electronics.
Pilling Them Softly (2015)
Stewie gets addicted to Adderal; Peter and Quagmire make their own cooking shows which rival each other.
Papa Has a Rollin' Son (2015)
When Joe learns his father hates handicapped people, Peter pretends to be Joe; Stewie becomes friends with Tom Cruise after learning he will grow up to be only 5'1.
Guy, Robot (2015)
Stewie builds a robot friend; Lois makes Peter buy a new mattress.
Peternormal Activity (2015)
Things go horribly wrong when the guys try to come up with a horror movie; Stewie becomes irritated by Brian's new glasses.
Peter, Chris & Brian (2015)
After watching a VHS tape of his younger self, Peter, with Brian's help, launch a plan to make sure Chris doesn't take the same path.
Peter's Sister (2015)
Peter's sister Karen comes over for Thanksgiving, while Stewie goes a little too far as he and Brian go on a cleanse to avoid overeating.
Hot Pocket-Dial (2015)
Quagmire finally confesses his love for Lois, but it happens while he accidentally pocket dials Peter, who is furious, so Brian tries to fix the situation.
Brokeback Swanson (2015)
Joe becomes a quadriplegic while Brian has an affair with a married woman.
A Shot in the Dark (2015)
While participating in a newly formed neighborhood watch group, Peter is arrested and charged with a hate crime.
Candy, Quahog Marshmallow (2016)
When the guys travel to Korea to retrieve the final episode of an Asian soap that Quagmire starred in, Quagmire is reunited with a former lover.
Scammed Yankees (2016)
Peter and Carter go to Africa to return Carter's money he lost to a Nigerian scammer. Meanwhile, Brian tries to hook up with one of Meg's friends after he finds out that she has a great body.
An App a Day (2016)
Peter learns about phone apps and overloads his phone with them. He buys a new phone with more memory and gives his old phone to Chris, which causes a series of horrible events. Meanwhile, Stewie joins a tennis club and invites Brian to be his tennis partner.
Underage Peter (2016)
Peter uses Brian as a way to get alcohol, after Mayor West bans alcohol from all people under 50.
A Lot Going on Upstairs (2016)
Stewie builds a device to enable Brian to help him conquer his terrifying nightmares; Peter turns the attic into a man cave.
The Heartbreak Dog (2016)
Brian and Bonnie run away together after declaring their love for each other; Meg and Chris team up to steal from the residents in a retirement home.
Take a Letter (2016)
An old flame returns to Peter's life after Lois finds a dead letter at the post office. Stewie goes to a new preschool and tries to fit in with a rich new friend.
The New Adventures of Old Tom (2016)
Peter helps Tom Tucker when he's replaced with a young reporter; Brian pretends to be rich to impress a woman.
Run, Chris, Run (2016)
Meg discovers the cool kids only elected Chris homecoming king just to prank him; Cleveland starts hanging out with Jerome instead of the guys.
Road to India (2016)
Brian falls in love with a tech support girl, so he and Stewie go to India to find her; Peter becomes the center of attention when he's invited to Joe's bingo night.
The Boys in the Band (2016)
Stewie and Brian form a children's band that threatens to fall apart when Olivia gets involved, while Chris gets a job managing Quagmire's sex life.
Bookie of the Year (2016)
Peter starts betting on Chris when he becomes a pitcher; Brian and Stewie re-team with Frank Sinatra, Jr. to start an Italian restaurant.
American Gigg-olo (2016)
After the pilots go on strike, Quagmire becomes a gigolo. Meanwhile, Brian works at a hardware store for the health insurance.
Inside Family Guy (2016)
James Woods leads viewers behind the scenes of the studios of Family Guy.
Hot Shots (2016)
Lois decides not to vaccinate Stewie to "save" him from autism, causing Stewie to run away, and cause the town to have an outbreak.
High School English (2016)
The classic novels "The Great Gatsby", "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn", and "Of Mice and Men" are re-enacted.
Carter and Tricia (2016)
Carter falls in love with Channel 5 News reporter, Tricia Takanawa; Stewie becomes Brian's driving instructor.
How the Griffin Stole Christmas (2016)
Peter fills in for the mall Santa and becomes drunk with power; Stewie and Brian crash holiday parties for free food, drama and women.
Passenger Fatty-Seven (2017)
Quagmire's piloting skills are questioned when he scores free tickets to a guys' trip to San Francisco, and the plane is hijacked on the flight home.
Rob Gronkowski moves in behind the Griffins; Stewie begins beekeeping, and gives them steroids, which makes them aggressive.
Peter's Def Jam (2017)
When the guys start a podcast, Peter goes solo and becomes a DJ; Lois' allergy forces Brian to move into Stewie's room.
The Finer Strings (2017)
Peter fails to make the cut when the guys form a string quartet; Brian enjoys the life of luxury too much as Carter's seeing eye dog.
The Dating Game (2017)
Quagmire discovers Tinder, forcing the guys to intervene. Meanwhile, Stewie learns the perks of scoliosis.
Cop and a Half-Wit (2017)
Peter helps Joe solve crime cases; Stewie joins a football team, and panics when he gets a concussion.
Saturated Fat Guy (2017)
When Lois forces him to eat healthy food, Peter opens up his own food truck with fattening foods; Meg joins a roller derby team.
Peter's Lost Youth (2017)
Peter gets jealous when Lois upstages him at a Red Sox Fantasy Baseball camp; Stewie runs away when Meg babysits him.
The Peter Principal (2017)
Meg takes advantage of Peter's temporary job as principal to get even with her bullies; Brian and Stewie open a B&B that quickly turns into a brothel.
Dearly Deported (2017)
Chris volunteers to take care of his Mexican girlfriend's twin babies, but after learning that she can't come back to the U.S, the Griffins go to Mexico.
A House Full of Peters (2017)
Peter's past participation as a sperm donor catches up to him when his children start showing up at his house.
Emmy-Winning Episode (2017)
Peter decides to make "Family Guy" more like Emmy-winning shows so it can finally win TV's highest award.
Foxx in the Men House (2017)
Peter dumps Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland when he becomes friends with a cool paramedic.
Nanny Goats (2017)
The Griffins get a nanny for the kids, giving Peter and Lois the opportunity to reconnect.
Follow the Money (2017)
Chris receives a special one-dollar bill for his birthday that gets passed throughout Quahog.
Three Directors (2017)
The story of Peter's firing from the brewery, as told in the styles of Quentin Tarantino, Wes Anderson, and Michael Bay.
The D in Apartment 23 (2017)
Brian gets kicked out of the house for posting an offensive tweet that goes viral.
Petey IV (2017)
Vladimir Putin comes to Quahog after Peter writes to him; A strapped-for-cash Brian gets a job at a suicide hotline.
Crimes and Meg's Demeanor (2017)
Meg's drinking both concerns and delights Peter; Brian suspects Principal Shepherd of a crime.
Boy (Dog) Meets Girl (Dog) (2018)
Brian enters a dog show to breed with a female dog; Peter and Lois try to convince Chris that "Arthur Valentine" doesn't exist.
Dog Bites Bear (2018)
Stewie and Brian have a falling out; Peter refuses to wash his hand after meeting his favorite cereal mascot.
V is for Mystery (2018)
Stewie and Brian become detectives and embark on solving a string of murders set in Victorian era London.
Veteran Guy (2018)
Peter and the guys get caught pretending to be military veterans and are sentenced to join the Coast Guard.
The Woof of Wall Street (2018)
Brian convinces Stewie to teach him how to invest in the stock market; Peter and the guys look after the Drunken Clam while Jerome is away.
Switch the Flip (2018)
Chaos ensures in Quahog when Stewie's body swapping machine malfunctions.
Peter adopts the millennial lifestyle, attracting the attention of a high-powered Silicon Valley executive.
The Unkindest Cut (2018)
Quagmire has a freak accident; Stewie and Brian search for Mort after learning there is a $10,000 reward for turning him into the police.
Married with Cancer (2018)
Brian quickly falls in love with a woman, and after receiving devastating news regarding her cancer diagnosis, he proposes marriage.
Dead Dog Walking (2018)
Brian's marriage to Jess doesn't go as planned, so at Peter's suggestion, he lets himself go, leading Jess to make a surprising decision.
Pal Stewie (2018)
Stewie befriends a boy his age; Peter and Lois attend a seminar on self-empowerment.
Regarding Carter (2018)
Carter gives Lois a surprising birthday present that leads to an unfortunate accident, leaving him dependent on the Griffins' care.
Stand by Meg (2018)
Stewie vows to make Meg's life better after she saves him from choking; Chris is sent to a vocational school.
Con Heiress (2018)
Stewie and Brian compete for the inheritance of a wealthy, older heiress; Peter and Chris battle for Mr. Herbert's affection.
Pawtucket Pete (2018)
When the Pawtucket Brewery's new bosses want to change the company's mascot, Peter and Brian go head-to-head to become the new face.
Hefty Shades of Gray (2019)
Tom Tucker teaches Peter how to report fake news; Brian and Stewie help Chris improve his love life.
Trump Guy (2019)
The Griffins move to the White House where Peter is hired as the new Press Secretary.
Bri, Robot (2019)
Brian worries about his legacy, so Stewie makes him a robot duplicate as a living biography; Peter starts working at a massage parlor.
Peter learns an important lesson when he's mistakenly identified as transgender.
Family Guy Lite (2019)
Peter goes on a health kick; When Lois starts writing a romantic fantasy novel, Brian and Stewie investigate who she might have a crush on.
No Giggity, No Doubt (2019)
Quagmire discovers a long-lost daughter and makes a serious effort to embrace parenting.
You Can't Handle the Booth (2019)
The Griffins provide DVD commentary on a recent episode and reveal never-before-told drama between Peter and Lois.
Island Adventure (2019)
Stewie and Brian travel to Garbage Island to retrieve his tricycle after Peter throws it out; Lois tries to help Quagmire court a middle-aged woman.
Throw It Away (2019)
Lois challenges the other Griffins to throw out anything that no longer gives them joy, only to take the decluttering to a surprising extreme.
Girl, Internetted (2019)
Meg becomes famous on the internet for her unhealthy eating; Brian and Stewie enjoy a new ride while Brian's car gets fixed.
Adam West High (2019)
Brian runs for Mayor after successfully renaming James Woods High after the late Adam West, only for Quagmire to campaign against him.