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You Know What Sailors Are (1954)

Approved | | Comedy | 4 November 1954 (USA)
A fun frolic involving a fake secret weapon (accidentally created during a drinking bout), naval bureaucracy, political maneuvering and the hareem and palace of the exotic eastern country of Agraria.

Director:

Ken Annakin

Writers:

Edward Hyams (novel), Peter Rogers
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Akim Tamiroff ... President of Agraria
Donald Sinden ... Lt. Sylvester Green
Sarah Lawson ... Betty
Naunton Wayne ... Captain Owbridge
Bill Kerr ... Lt. Smart
Dora Bryan ... Gladys
Martin Miller ... Prof. Hyman Pfumbaum
Michael Shepley ... Admiral
Michael Hordern ... Captain Hamilton
Ferdy Mayne ... Stanislaus Voritz of Smorznigov
Bryan Coleman Bryan Coleman ... Lt. Comdr. Voles
Cyril Chamberlain Cyril Chamberlain ... Stores Officer
Hal Osmond Hal Osmond ... Stores Petty Officer
Peter Arne ... Ahmed
Sara Leighton Sara Leighton ... Jasmin (as Shirley Lorimer)
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Lt. Sylvester Green is making his crooked way shipwards with a couple of naval colleagues after a night's drinking and along the way they collect an old pram and three brass balls from a pawnbroker's shop. Passing the foreign vessel Agraria on the dock they notice some welding equipment and decide to have some fun. They attach the junk to the Agraria and paint it naval grey. Next morning when Green unsteadily arises his commanding officer has noticed the mysterious new equipment and trying to avoid exposure Green identifies it confidently as a '998'. From then on things only get more confused as soon everyone in the navy wants to know why this foreign ship has more up-to-date radar than they do. Green is coincidentally seconded to the Agraria as a radar instructor and soon (through the magical power of coincidence) the Agrarians (and everyone else) believe it is a powerful secret weapon. Green is held prisoner in the rather pleasant environment of the Agrarian palace where the ... Written by Seán Ó Séaghdha

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Comedy

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Country:

UK

Language:

English

Release Date:

4 November 1954 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Endstation Harem See more »

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Sound Mix:

Mono (Western Electric Recording)

Color:

Color (Technicolor)

Aspect Ratio:

1.37 : 1
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Referenced in An Evening with... Peter Rogers (2005) See more »

Soundtracks

Ship Ahoy! (All The Nice Girls Love A Sailor)
(uncredited)
Written by A.J. Mills and Bennett Scott
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A rollicking good time!
13 September 1999 | by Hup234!See all my reviews

Somehow this wound up as the second half of a double bill. I was thirteen, and never forgot it. It is a hoot! A fast-paced farce, offering the very best kind of British film humor, which I say is great to begin with. Highly recommended.


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