Bud Abbott: Harry 'Slim' Pierce
Harry 'Slim' Pierce : Willie, do you realize the person that puts money in this moving picture business is going to make a fortune?
Willie 'Tubby' Piper : Gimme that money.
Harry 'Slim' Pierce : Now...
Willie 'Tubby' Piper : I gotta put that in the bank like my aunt told me to do.
Harry 'Slim' Pierce : Willie, listen to this. See it right here? Do you want to become rich? If so, invest in this new entertainment medium, Motion Pictures. $5,000 cash buys a fully equipped studio. Willie, opportunity is knocking at your door!
Willie 'Tubby' Piper : Tell 'em I'm not home. I went to the bank.