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Kiss the Girls and Make Them Die (1966)

Se tutte le donne del mondo... (Operazione Paradiso) (original title)
In this spoof of spy films, CIA agent, Kelly, is in Rio De Janeiro spying on a wealthy industrialist, David Ardonian, who secretly plans to turn the world sterile and repopulate it with his harem. UK spy, Susan Fleming, helps Kelly.

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Mike Connors ... Kelly (as Michael Connors)
Dorothy Provine ... Susan Fleming
Raf Vallone ... Mr. Ardonian
Terry-Thomas ... Lord Aldric / James
Margaret Lee ... Grace
Nicoletta Machiavelli ... Sylvia
Beverly Adams ... Karin
Marilù Tolo ... Gioia
Seyna Seyn Seyna Seyn ... Wilma Soong
Oliver MacGreevy Oliver MacGreevy ... Ringo
Sandro Dori Sandro Dori ... Omar
Jack Gwillim ... British ambassador
Andy Ho Andy Ho ... Ling
Renato Terra Renato Terra
George Leech
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An outlandish science-fiction, comedy-thriller full of tongue-and-cheek action, ingenious gadgets in the James Bond style combining violence and tension with polished villainy and flippant espionage, as the resourceful CIA Mike "Mannix" Connors and British agents, Dorothy Provine and Terry-Thomas (both previously in "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World") escape death-traps on land, sea and air. Written by alfiehitchie

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Girls, girls, girls...he has a way with 'em...he does away with 'em! [UK quad poster] See more »

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Action | Comedy

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Country:

Italy

Language:

English

Release Date:

8 September 1966 (Italy) See more »

Also Known As:

Kiss the Girls and Make Them Die See more »

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Mono (Westrex Recording System)

Color:

Color (Technicolor)

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1.85 : 1
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Dorothy Provine modeled her characterization on Lady Penelope from the Thunderbirds (1965) TV series. See more »

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Ardonian's secretary: Miss Soong sir.
Wilma Soong: [Miss Soong walks into the office ] I have come to arrange a meeting between you and my employer's
Mr. Ardonian: [Ardonian is shocked at Soong's beauty and is gaping at her] Who will represent your side ?
Wilma Soong: I really don't know .It will be someone important to assure you we do not play games Mr. Ardonian.
Mr. Ardonian: Good
[writes down something on a piece of paper and shows Soong]
Mr. Ardonian: can you remember this?
Wilma Soong: Of course I can. Once you have the money in you Swiss bank account the missle we be ready for your use.
Mr. Ardonian: Very...
[...]
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Connections

Featured in 42nd Street Forever, Volume 2: The Deuce (2006) See more »

Soundtracks

Bacia E Uccidi (Kiss The Girls And Make Them Die)
Music by Mario Nascimbene, Lyrics by Howard Greenfield
Sung by Lydia MacDonald accompanied by Mario Nascimbene Orchestra
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Spies and bananas! Watch it if you get the chance...
7 December 2016 | by edge547See all my reviews

I have a friend who is trying to lose some weight. To accomplish this, he recently went on a banana diet. Whenever he's hungry he just eats a banana. Well it looks like Kelly, the hero of this film, is on the same diet. He eats bananas throughout the movie, to comedic effect and at the most unexpected of times. The man eats a banana while dangling from the back of a moving speedboat! Then he casually tosses the peel into the water!

It's a spoof of other spy films, but it never goes too far overboard with the parody like Austin Powers, which is what I love about it. The main character is not an unbelievable buffoon, but a smart, capable, sophisticated spy—not unlike James Bond but with his own, funny personality—with a few good one-liners and who appreciates a good banana. Sure, it's very cheesy at times, but that is balanced with a generous helping of action and a decent storyline, topped off with spot-on performances and fun dialogue. There is one stunt in particular, involving a helicopter and a well-known Brazilian statue that had me on the edge of my seat.

This movie is both funny and tense. It's never boring, and every scene has something good in it. Mike Connors is great in the lead role, and he's backed up by some outstanding performances by Susan Fleming and Raf Vallone. However, I particularly enjoyed Terry-Thomas' pitch-perfect performance in the role of an unassuming chauffeur with a few tricks up his sleeve.

I saw this film at a revival house in Los Angeles many decades after its release. I was initially intrigued because of the awesomely hilarious title and the strange but funny trailer I'd seen played the previous week at the same theater. Everyone in the theater laughed and had a good time, but after it was over I overheard some of the other people in the theater say that it was so bad it was good. I didn't get that feeling. I just felt like it was good. I haven't been able to find it on home video and I get the feeling that it never received a wide home video release, if any, but if you get a chance to watch it I highly recommend it.


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