Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968) Poster

Alexander Doré: First Spy


  • [the two spies are thrown off the baron's blimp and into the sea] 

    Second Spy : What do we do now?

    First Spy : Start swimming!

    Second Spy : I can't swim!

    First Spy : Then start drowning!

    [the First Spy swims away] 

  • First Spy : Now then, vhere are we?

    Second Spy : I have here a map.

    First Spy : [seizing the map]  I know WHERE we are, stupid!

    [throws down the map] 

    First Spy : We are in England! And vhen we are in England, what do we do?

    Second Spy : We play cricket.

    First Spy : We play cric... No! We dress like Englishmen!

    First Spy , Second Spy : A-ha!

    First Spy : [dressed in an outfit that the English wore in India]  Remarkable veather we are having for zhe time of zhe year, do you not think so, Cuthbort?

    Second Spy : [dressed in the same outfit]  Indubita-ba-bly, Basil.

  • Baron Bomburst : [a volice over the portable radio transmitter]  Jawohl?

    First Spy : This is "X" speaking.

    [faint squealing static] 

    Baron Bomburst : Shrecks?

    First Spy : "X"!

    Baron Bomburst : Lex?

    First Spy : [becoming pompously frustrated that his own accomplice can't remember/understand who he is]  EX! As in...

    [feverishly tries to think of a suitable word to use as an example of pronunciation] 

    Second Spy : [hastily offering a helpful suggestion]  Eggs and bacon.

    First Spy : [nodding in agreement]  Eggs and BAY-KUHN! Send transport immediately!

  • First Spy : Calacatacatus Potts... Inventor!

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