Pat Garrett & Billy the Kid (1973)
Chill Wills: Lemuel
Lemuel : Yo'ant yo'self a Wo-man?... One come in there from Albuquerque around the cat house over... name is Bertha... 'got a ass on her like a forty dollar cow 'n' a tit - I'd like to see that thing filled full o' tequila. You know something? You can't beat that, can ya'?
Lemuel : You made me have a bowel movement in my britches. I ain't never gonna forgive you for that.
Pat Garrett : Lemuel.
Lemuel : Yeah?
Pat Garrett : You drag your fat ass over here so we can all see you.
Lemuel : You're crazier than a mule-humpin' goat. Sitting there with all that law crammed inside of you just bustin' to get out. I wouldn't give a sweet jerk in hell if the Kid *did* lay you out.