White Collar Blues (1975)
Ugo Fantozzi: I didn't mean to kill your dog! I'll kill myself in the fish pond!
Signorina Silvani: What are you doing?
Ugo Fantozzi: I'm examining the temperature of the fish pond.
Ugo Fantozzi: Behold, all of you. I have given you fish
[holds up two fish]
Ugo Fantozzi: and some fine white rice.
Burino che distrugge la Bianchina: Get out of the car, shit head!
Burino che distrugge la Bianchina: Who's the arsehole here?
Ugo Fantozzi: [points to his face] I am! No! No! It wasn't my fault! That woman told me to!
Burino che distrugge la Bianchina: You suck! Trying to blame it on a woman! You are *scum*!