Eat My Dust (1976)
Dave Madden: Big Bubba Jones
Big Bubba Jones : This new engine's better. Hotter than a Houston whorehouse!
Big Bubba Jones : I guess I'll loop the poop with the troop.
Big Bubba Jones : [referring to Mabel, the race car] Now, that ain't no way to treat a lady.
Big Bubba Jones : Hoover, you ain't got a double-D goddamn chance with these old boys. Why don't you just give up?
Hoover Niebold : Ask my father!
Big Bubba Jones : What in holy-hollerin' hell does he got to do with it?
Hoover Niebold : Oh, nothing! He just wants to throw me in jail, fine me a million dollars, and then feed my guts to the cat!
Big Bubba Jones : Aw, he wouldn't do that. No. I'LL EAT 'EM MYSELF!
Big Bubba Jones : Hey, just a minute. How much damage was done to the car?
Dep. Gallo : Well, we're gonna have to pull it out of the mud to find out. Even my guns are jammed.
Big Bubba Jones : Not your car, BB brain, mine.
Dep. Gallo : Well, what are you asking me for?
Big Bubba Jones : Well, it was my car you was chasing.
Dep. Gallo : [grabs Bubba by the shirt] Oh, yeah? You're under arrest!
Sheriff Niebold : Will you knock it off?