The Muppet Movie (1979)
Dom DeLuise: Bernie the Agent
Bernie the Agent : Help! Hello! This is a serious call for help!
Kermit : Uh, yeah?
Bernie the Agent : Someone - help! Ah - I, oh! Oh! You, you with the banjo - uh, can you help me? I have lost my sense of direction.
Kermit : Uh, have you tried Hare Krishna?
Bernie the Agent : [briefly laughs sarcastically] No. No, I mean I'm really lost.
Kermit : Uh, one second.
[he tries to catch a fly with his tongue, but misses]
Kermit : Uh, darn I missed. You know, that's the first thing to go on a frog, his tongue. The tongue goes and you can't catch flies.
Bernie the Agent : Well, that's rough, I'm sorry about your tongue, but I have to get out of this swamp; I have to catch a plane.
Kermit : With *that* tongue? No way.
Bernie the Agent : [laughs]
Kermit : But seriously, there's a boat dock just downstream.
Bernie the Agent : Thank you.
Kermit : Just watch out for the alligators.
Bernie the Agent : I will.
[he starts to leave but turns back to Kermit, apprehensive]
Bernie the Agent : Alligators?
Kermit : That's right.
Bernie the Agent : Did you say alligators?
Kermit : Read my lips: al-lee-gay-twers.