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Never the Twain 

Comedy about two rival antique dealers.

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Johnnie Mortimer
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Cast

Series cast summary:
Donald Sinden ...  Simon Peel 67 episodes, 1981-1991
Windsor Davies ...  Oliver Smallbridge 67 episodes, 1981-1991
Derek Deadman Derek Deadman ...  Ringo 40 episodes, 1981-1991
Teddy Turner ...  Banks 36 episodes, 1981-1988
Maria Charles Maria Charles ...  Mrs. Sadler / ... 28 episodes, 1982-1988
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Comedy about two rival antique dealers.

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Country:

UK

Language:

English

Release Date:

7 September 1981 (UK) See more »

Also Known As:

Dos en discordia See more »

Filming Locations:

Hersham, Surrey, England, UK

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Production Co:

Thames Television See more »
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Technical Specs

Runtime:

(67 episodes)

Sound Mix:

Stereo

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.33 : 1
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Trivia

Before working on this show, Windsor Davies was working on It Ain't Half Hot Mum (1974), and one of the last episodes of that show shared a similar title: It Ain't Half Hot Mum: Never the Twain Shall Meet (1981); it aired less than 3 weeks before this series premiered. See more »

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Excellent series, shame about the lack of DVD's
16 March 2018 | by lesliedyche-78964See all my reviews

I have watched this series from start to finish many times, and always find it very funny every time. Cannot understand why people should want to give it a negative rating. Especially the one where they obviously don't know what they're talking about, as they even mention a completely fictitious TV channel in ITV7???????


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