Anthony Daniels: C-3PO
C-3PO : His high exaltedness, the Great Jabba the Hutt, has decreed that you are to be terminated immediately.
Han Solo : Good, I hate long waits.
C-3PO : You will therefore be taken to the Dune Sea, and cast into the pit of Carkoon, the nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlaac.
Han Solo : Doesn't sound so bad.
C-3PO : In his belly you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over a thousand years.
Han Solo : On second thought, let's pass on that, huh?
EV-9D9 : Ah, new acquisitions! You are a protocol droid, are you not?
C-3PO : I am C-3PO, human/cyborg...
EV-9D9 : [cuts him off] Yes or no will do.
C-3PO : Umm... yes.
EV-9D9 : How many languages do you speak?
C-3PO : I am fluent in over six million forms of communication, and can readily...
EV-9D9 : [cuts him off again] Splendid! We have been without an interpreter since our master got angry with our last protocol droid and disintegrated him.
C-3PO : Disintegrated?
C-3PO : I'm rather embarrassed, General Solo, but it appears that you are to be the main course at a banquet in my honor.
C-3PO : At last, Master Luke's come to rescue me!
Bib Fortuna : Master.
[Jabba wakes up with a start]
Bib Fortuna : May I present Luke Skywalker, Jedi Knight?
Jabba the Hutt : [in Huttese; subtitled] I told you not to admit him!
Luke : I must be allowed to speak.
Bib Fortuna : He must be allowed to speak.
Jabba the Hutt : [grabs Bib Fortuna; in Huttese] You weak minded fool! He's using an old Jedi mind trick.
[Jabba shoves Bib Fortuna aside]
Luke : You will bring Captain Solo and the Wookiee to me.
Jabba the Hutt : [in Huttese] Your mind powers will not work on me, boy.
Luke : Nevertheless, I'm taking Captain Solo and his friends with me. You can either profit by this or be destroyed. It's your choice, but I warn you not to underestimate my powers.
Jabba the Hutt : [in Huttese] There will be no bargain, my young Jedi. I shall enjoy watching you die.
General Madine : We have stolen a small Imperial shuttle. Disguised as a cargo ship, and using a secret Imperial code, a strike team will land on the moon and deactivate the shield generator.
C-3PO : It sounds dangerous.
Princess Leia : [to Han] Who have they found to pull that off?
General Madine : General Solo, is your strike team assembled?
C-3PO : He says the scouts are going to show us the quickest way to the shield generator.
Han Solo : Good. How far is it? Ask him.
[3PO turns to ask, Han pulls him back]
Han Solo : We need some fresh supplies too.
[3PO turns again; Han pulls him back again]
Han Solo : Try and get our weapons back.
Han Solo : Hurry up, will ya? Haven't got all day!
C-3PO : R2, why did you have to be so brave?
C-3PO : [to R2D2] If I told you half the things I've heard about this Jabba the Hutt, you'd probably short circuit.
[about the rebels attack plan]
C-3PO : Exciting is hardly the word I would choose.
C-3PO : What could possibly have come over Master Luke? Is it something I did? He never expressed any unhappiness with my work.
C-3PO : I never knew I had it in me.
C-3PO : I have decided that we shall stay here.
Darth Vader : [deleted scene; Darth Vader and Moff Jerjerrod talk] Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them.
Moff Jerjerrod : I tell you, this station will be operational as planned.
Darth Vader : The Emperor does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation.
Moff Jerjerrod : But he asks the impossible.
Moff Jerjerrod : I need more men.
Darth Vader : Then perhaps you can tell him when he arrives.
Moff Jerjerrod : [scared] The Emperor's coming here?
Darth Vader : That is correct, Commander. And he is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress.
Moff Jerjerrod : We shall double our efforts.
Darth Vader : I hope so, Commander, for your sake.
Darth Vader : The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am.
[he and Jerjerrod walk away. Vader goes to his room and seats himself, communicating to Luke using the Force]
Darth Vader : Luke... Luke... Join me and the Dark Side of the Force... my son, it is the only way... Luke... Luke...
[cut to Tatooine, where Luke constructs his new lightsaber and tests it out. R2-D2 beeps something as C-3PO talks to himself]
C-3PO : What a forsaken place this is! Why couldn't that bounty hunter have taken Captain Solo to a more... pleasant environment?
[R2-D2 comes out of the small cave and beeps something]
C-3PO : We're leaving? But, what about Master Luke?
[R2 beeps again]
C-3PO : I thought he was going to rescue Captain Solo?
[R2 beeps and starts rolling away]
C-3PO : You mean, we're going to that horrible fortress alone?
[follows after R2, who beeps again]
C-3PO : We're doomed.
[cut to another scene where R2 and 3PO are making their way toward Jabba's Palace]
C-3PO : [R2 beeps a question] Of course I'm frightened, and you should be, too. Lando Calrissian and poor Chewbacca never return from this awful place.
C-3PO : Don't be so sure. If I told you half the things I've heard about this Jabba the Hutt, you'd probably short-circuit.
[R2 sounds scared]
C-3PO : Toronto? Gosh.