G.I. Joe (TV Series 1985–1986) Poster


Christopher Collins: Cobra Commander, Gung-Ho, Ripper, Breaker, Crimson Guard, Patrick O'Hara, Steeler, Cobra Officer, Cobra Officer #2, Cobra Trooper #1...


  • [Lady Jaye has beaten Gung Ho at a contest where the loser has to make dinner] 

    Stalker : What did you do that for, Lady Jaye? He'll make us eat that homemade Cajun gumbo of his!

    Recondo : Yeah! Last time we used it to fuel the Skystrikers!

    Gung Ho : Gumbo builds muscles! Right, Doc?

    Doc : Well, it's certainly given you a cast-iron stomach!

  • Destro : Using the full power of the laser core on Washington could leave us vulnerable to counter-attack!

    Zartan : Nonsense! There is no possible way for G.I. Joe to resist the Weather Dominator!

    Destro : I will not have my opinions questioned by a penny-ante quick-change artist!

    Cobra Commander : What would you have me do with Washington, Destro? Pepper it with spitballs?

  • Cobra Commander : As of now, your little project is deader than disco! Hmmm... Deader than disco... I like that... I would have made a great stand-up comedian.

  • Cobra Commander : What are you doing? Advance! Adva...

    [grenade explodes] 

    Cobra Commander : Cobra retreat. *Retreat*!

  • Zartan : [returning with the explosive gas]  Why isn't Cobra Commander here to witness my triumph?

    Baroness : He's being interviewed for TV!

    Cobra Commander : [talking to Hector Ramirez]  Then after leading a mutiny at my military academy ...

    [Ramirez is falling asleep] 

  • Buzzer : Say your prayers, Yank!

    [Gung Ho punches him] 

    Gung Ho : Now I lay YOU down to sleep!

  • Cobra Commander : NO! G.I. Joe was ready for us! How dare they anticipate my strategy?

  • Gung Ho : [jumping on Cobra Commander]  Give me!

    Cobra Commander : Get off me, you moron!

    Gung Ho : Give me the disk!

  • Shipwreck : I always said you couldn't tell your face from a hole in the ground!

    Cobra Commander : I will not allow such impertinence! Especially from an


    Cobra Commander : enlisted man!

  • Gung Ho : [shooting at dinosaur]  C'mon, at least ACT like it hurts!

  • [Talking about Sgt. Slaughter] 

    Cobra Commander : That man has the constitutionality of a vending machine.

  • Shipwreck : Do you expect me to talk, Cobra?

    Cobra Commander : No. We expect you to fry!

    Shipwreck : I was afraid you'd say that!

  • Cobra Commander : Morons! I have morons on my payroll!

  • Cobra Commander : I shall be waiting to reward your genius, or to have you beheaded for terminal stupidity! I have spoken.

  • Gung Ho : Every Cobra trooper in the world was hidden in that mountain!

  • Cobra Commander : She's bluffing! She'd never risk destroying you! I on the other hand, have no such qualms about eliminating her!


    Duke : [enraged]  You wish!

    [reaches over the seat and starts strangling Cobra Commander] 

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