Lida MacGillivery: [At bath scene] Stand up.
Paloma: What you going to do?
Lida MacGillivery: I'm going to rinse you off.
Paloma: But why?
Lida MacGillivery: So you don't itch.
Lida MacGillivery: Look at you!
[Checking out her body]
Paloma: I am woman -
[Proudly showing off her development]
Paloma: Ready. Juicy, too!
Lida MacGillivery: Let's start by galloping across the burning sands of Morocco in the arms of a real Sheik! Yes, we can spend our nights, starting with ecstasy. Oh, what beautiful word: ecstasy. E-X-T...
Catalina: No-no! No. E-C-X-T...
Lida MacGillivery: Let's go wallow in it!
Catalina: Mac, I don't know. No, you're serious?
Lida MacGillivery: Do the backstroke in it!
Lida MacGillivery: You'll go?
Catalina: Do I have a choice?
Lida MacGillivery: No.
Catalina: Good! I don't like choices.
Lida MacGillivery: You were embarrassed.
Lida MacGillivery: Oh, I'm glad.
Cotton: No, I was amazed at how much you'd changed since the last time I saw you without any clothes.
Lida MacGillivery: Without any clothes?
Cotton: I think you were - three or four. You've grown well.
Lida MacGillivery: Oh, I think that was nicely sad.
Lida MacGillivery: I believe today is the day I become an excessively rich little bitch!
Sleazy Moroccan Guide: Now, we must watch our steps, in every sense of the word. As we wind our way through the Casbah. Come.
Catalina: I am-a still-a scared.
Lida MacGillivery: Oh, Cat! I'll protect you with my life if necessary.
Catalina: Protect me? You're half naked!
Lida MacGillivery: No. What?
Catalina: Make you no more a virgin.
Lida MacGillivery: Oo! Well, isn't that what we're here for?
Lida MacGillivery: You're not going to pass on a real Sheik?
Catalina: There is only one.
Lida MacGillivery: Being beginners, that's probably enough for both of us right now. But, if you're too a-scared, I'll brave this one myself.
Lida MacGillivery: Do you think I'm mad, Cotton?
Cotton: No, not mad.
Lida MacGillivery: Or, maybe bad?
Cotton: The truth?
Lida MacGillivery: Oh, can I take it?
Cotton: I envy your spirit.
Lida MacGillivery: Bellydancers! They do incredible things with their stomachs.
Sheik: Soon you will be as naked as the moon on a cloudless night... and I shall lay my fevered body... filled with the wild passion of a thousand years... onto your unspoiled flesh.
Sheik: Where is the milk and honey? Ah, there is the milk and honey!
[pours honey on Lida's naked body and begins kissing and licking her torso]
Sheik: I take the nectar of the Gods... from the belly of a Godess!
Angel's Mother: You didn't have to invite them tonight. These are private moments with the family only. It's bad enough thet that gypsy child is always with you.
Lida MacGillivery: Every time he went for the honey, my stomach would sort of rise to meet his lips.
Catalina: Why would your stomach rise?
Lida MacGillivery: I guess it was inviting him.
Catalina: To where, Mac? To where?
Lida MacGillivery: Catalina!
Catalina: Oh-oh, there. Of course.
Lida MacGillivery: Cat, it has to be warm and sultry and dark eyed when you give your virginity away. Like Italy or Spain.
Catalina: Italians a-scare me too much. And, Mac, I - I can't give my virginity away in Spain. I am a-Spanish.
Lida MacGillivery: I know you are a-Spanish.
Cotton: He's sending you messages?
Lida MacGillivery: You noticed?
Cotton: That's a pretty big message.
Lida MacGillivery: It feels like it.
Angel's Mother: You want to go to the bed with my man?
Outdoor hot tub girl: I think your man is very beautiful.
Lida MacGillivery: You say good. And do you want to take him to your bed?
Outdoor hot tub girl: I think...
Lida MacGillivery: I think no. I am the woman for his bed and there will be no other. No other.
Catalina: We are not up here, freezing our tiny titties off, because you just want to buy a horse today.
Lida MacGillivery: We're not?
Catalina: No, Miss MacGillivery, we're not. You want this beautiful young duke to quickly take your sweet virginity.
Lida MacGillivery: I think I'm just going to go to bed and lick my wounds.
Catalina: Do you anything about opium?
Lida MacGillivery: Next to nothing, except that it sounds romantic.
Catalina: Well, the text book say that opium has two faces. First a-face: killer - in large amounts. Second a-face: a love potion's - in small amounts.
Lida MacGillivery: Mmm. Well, then it seems as long as we're going to use it, it should be exclusively in the romantic amounts.
Opium Den Hostess: Do you know the poppy well?
Lida MacGillivery: Well, we're acquainted.
Opium Den Hostess: May I offer to guide you?
Lida MacGillivery: If you would be so kind.
Angel: I think I've known her too long.
Lida MacGillivery: You've *known* her, I believe, since her fourteenth birthday?
Angel: The gypsy world is very different.
Lida MacGillivery: Fourteen years is very different.
Angel: Does this interest you?
Lida MacGillivery: I'd be lying if I said it didn't.
Angel: Fine. Why don't we go to a more comfortable room, enjoy some chocolate cake, and we can investigate the difference.
Angel: Now, would you consider giving this burden to me?
Lida MacGillivery: Would you be interested in taking it?
Lida MacGillivery: Now seems just perfect! The fruit's about to fall from the tree.
Lida MacGillivery: Oh, my God! You're as naked as the day you were born.
Angel: That's true. But, only because its has been found to be the most practical way to make love.
Lida MacGillivery: Oh, are you gonna kiss me?
Angel: I thought I was.
Lida MacGillivery: May I kiss you instead?
Angel: Whatever you like.
Paloma: He go to your bed?
Lida MacGillivery: No.
Paloma: I think he do.
Lida MacGillivery: No, Paloma. I went to his bed.
Lida MacGillivery: Soon, the prediction of the doomsday doctors is no longer true. And then you can sweep me into your arms, and drag me to the alter, and then we can live happily ever after.
Lida MacGillivery: [pointing to Angel's crotch] That *thing* is going to work. I guarantee you this.
Catalina: Do you like ver-gins?
Robert Stewart: I don't understand.
Catalina: Ver-gins. Do you like ver-gins?
Robert Stewart: Virgins?
Robert Stewart: I'm afraid I'm not a connoisseur of virgins.
Catalina: Are there connoisseurs of virgins? How strange.
Robert Stewart: You were really a cowboy?
Paloma: I was until I got so big the horses figured they ought to ride me.
Robert Stewart: Did you kiss your horse - like in a moving picture?
Paloma: I-I I kissed them better than anybody! I was a - a really good kisser.
Angel: I'm sorry. But, I do have my needs. It's a chauvinistic world! What I do is correct.
Lida MacGillivery: I know you have your needs. We all do! I'm very flattered that you consider me one of yours. But, I must be selfish and think of myself first.
Lida MacGillivery: Hey! That's not the way we did it last time. But, then I was a little girl. Now, I"m a woman. Do you want to taste my blood?
Lida MacGillivery: Fourteen. Shame on you. Was she as wild then? Did she scratch you? Long, wicked scratches. She did, didn't she? And you loved it. I think seems like a perfect time to tell you that I love you.
Lida MacGillivery: My dreams take me beyond infinity. Oh, what a love you must have for me.
[Lida is upset when her lover falls asleep in bed even though she's wearing nothing but a thick coat of honey]
Lida MacGillivery: I'm all dressed up and no place to go!
Lida MacGillivery: You say that we never found ecstasy... that it was quicksilver, always promising next time. Angel, I want ecstasy. Let's find it!
Lida MacGillivery: Angel, now. Right now. Will you show me everything? Do everything to me? Show me everything I can do to you? Am I too greedy?
Angel: You must be greedy. The bed is a selfish place. In it, we seem to give only so that we may receive.
Lida MacGillivery: Is there enough that I can give to you? So that you can give ecstasy to me?
Angel: That we will to look for together.
Lida MacGillivery: In the way of love, we're kindergarten toddlers.
Lida MacGillivery: I had so many years of being so very proper. I had good-girl claustrophobia.
[Even though she rides her horse naked, she can't arouse Angel]
Lida MacGillivery: You're a hard man to seduce.
[Not realizing he has been gored in the groin, Lida thinks Angel still can make love to her]
Lida MacGillivery: Now pay attention and concentrate on what I'm gonna say. This thing is going to work!
Lida MacGillivery: I have come all this way to give you something you may not even want - my virginity.
Sheik: I-I've never been given this gift before. Is it true?
Lida MacGillivery: Will you take the gift?
Sheik: On the this very night, you will come with me to my palace and I will take your gift with great happiness.
[Lida complains that, if her virginity isn't taken immediately, it will spoil]
Lida MacGillivery: The fruit is so ripe, it's ready to fall off the tree.
Lida MacGillivery: I haven't been in my home country until I left.