[after shooting at the Starchaser]
That was just a warning shot. Reduce speed and prepare to be boarded.
Don't bother with the shields. That bot's about to get a laser-enema.
You have ze crystal?
[changing his voice]
You have "ze" money?
Never dig up. Up is Hell.
Oh dear what have you done to me? I'm naked, put my ship back on you perverted fembot!
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