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Turtle Diary (1985) Poster

(1985)

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William Snow: What if this turtle freak were to seriously propose a turtle theft to the keeper?

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Harriet Sims: Have you ever been married?

William Snow: I must have been, I had two daughters. They were little once, they used to sit on my lap.

Harriet Sims: Were you a good father?

William Snow: They thought so, but they were only children at the time.

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Assistant Keeper: Hello, George. What have you got there?

George Fairbairn: Turtles.

Assistant Keeper: Oh yeah, what are you gonna do with 'em?

George Fairbairn: Give 'em a holiday, they need it.

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George Fairbairn: It's not every day I send my turtles out into the world, you know. Something of an occasion!

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Neaera Duncan: These turtles... how long have they been here?

George Fairbairn: The big ones? The big ones have been here for thirty years.

Neaera Duncan: That's a very long time.

George Fairbairn: It is.

Neaera Duncan: Are they happy?

George Fairbairn: Happy? No, I shouldn't think they're all that happy. Born for the ocean, you see.

Neaera Duncan: Yes...

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Neaera Duncan: What do you do, exactly?

Mr. Johnson: Top secret.

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George Fairbairn: I've been telling them for years to let the big ones go. Put 'em in the sea.

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Mrs. Charlie Inchcliff: Why's everyone lying on the floor?

Mr. Sandor: We have collision. Now we tumble.

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William Snow: Tell me, suppose some turtle freak decided to steal these turtles, what would he need for the job?

George Fairbairn: What would he want to do with them after he'd stolen them?

William Snow: Put them back in the sea?

George Fairbairn: Oh, well... He'd need a trolley to get them out of here, crates to put 'em in, and a van to take them down to the ocean.

William Snow: Wouldn't they dry out on the trip?

George Fairbairn: Funny, you're the second person this week who's asked me about the turtles... No, drying out's no problem. Put 'em on foam rubber, you see? Throw a bucket on them every now and then. They'll be alright.

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Miss Neap: Ah, the sea. It always seems so far away, even though the Thames goes into it.

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William Snow: You could always write to the Times about it.

Neaera Duncan: Who's interested in turtles? Except the keeper, and me... and you.

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Harriet Sims: I thought you'd never ask.

William Snow: Ask what.

Harriet Sims: Me. Out.

William Snow: Oh yes... Did I?

Harriet Sims: You did.

William Snow: I thought you asked me!

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Man in Bookshop: Have you got the sequel to this?

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William Snow: I used to read your books to my girls.

Neaera Duncan: Really?

William Snow: When they were little.

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The Publisher: Have some more vodka.

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