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Duncan: I'm in the mood for love, simply because they're naked.

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Keith: You don't think you're gonna get away with this, do you?

Vic: Of course! Do you know how many people disappear off the face of the earth every year? Not thousands, tens of thousands! You're a statistic, kid.

Keith: Why us? Why'd you pick on us?

Vic: It was a mistake, OK? There was a little error there, a little communication error... I'm sorry.

Keith: We'll be missed, they're gonna come looking for us.

Vic: Who will? Who'd you tell that you were coming here? Nobody tells anybody when they come to a joint like this! Quite a racket, huh? See, I run an essential service here... Waste disposal. Oh yeah! Look around, look who comes here. The sickies, the degenerates, the forlorn, the lowlifes, the fucking dregs of humanity wind up here and we take care of them. It costs you nothing.

Keith: Yeah, just my best friend.

Vic: Hey, nobody's perfect! I do the best I can with what I got.

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Vic: Builder of major erections, our construction engineer... Hard Hatted Hannah

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Keith: Make sure I don't come back like you, OK?

AJ: Hey, you think I like this? Or them? They're boring creeps! They don't call them walking dead for nothing! Try talking to one of them sometime.

Keith: I am.

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Keith: Testy! You wanna know why I'm testy? I'll tell you why I'm testy. Today I was nearly hung, I got into a fight with a psychotic albino, I met a human pin cushion in the bathroom, I ate a cockroach, my best friend disappears and then I'm nearly assassinated by a runaway elevator! I'VE HAD A BAD DAY!

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Snow: [confronted by vampires] What gang is this?

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AJ: This isn't a frat house, it's a halfway house for morons!

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Duncan: You know, I mostly get your basic dorks around here. They seem to gravitate towards me... I don't know why!

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AJ: Snow! I'm AJ. Come on, all this over three lousy teeth?

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Allison: I'm Amaretto, not really, and I will be your waitress for this evening guys. So what can I get for you?

Duncan: I would like a slow, comfortable, screw.

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Vic: Gentlemen, I give you... Katrina!

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Allison: Aren't we jumpy tonight!

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Vic: You screwed up, you're sushi baby.

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Duncan: Say, babe, what time do you get off?

Waitress: 2.30

Duncan: Can I watch?

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Keith: All this for a fucking fraternity.

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AJ: I love you, Keith. But all I can see right now is food... And I'm starving! You carry my next meal around with you in your veins!

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Vic: Don't forget our single man's special, all you can drink for a dollar. Come along, you drink yourselves into another world!

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Allison: Look, no fangs! Come on.

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Keith: This has been one wacky night!

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Snow: We've been looking for ya!

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