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The Pink Chiquitas (1987)

A pink meteor controlled by aliens lands near a small town and turns the local women into nymphos. A deputy sheriff and a local private eye investigate.

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Tony Currie (as Anthony Currie)

Writer:

Tony Currie (as Anthony Currie)
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Frank Stallone ... Tony Mareda Jr.
Bruce Pirrie ... Clip Bacardi
Elizabeth Edwards Elizabeth Edwards ... Mary Ann Kowalski
Claudia Udy Claudia Udy ... Helen Walkman
John Hemphill John Hemphill ... Ernie Bodine
Don Lake ... Deputy Barney Drum
Laura Robinson Laura Robinson ... Trudy Jones
Cindy Valentine Leone ... Stella Dumbrowski (as Cindy Valentine)
Gerald Isaac Gerald Isaac ... Dwight Wright
Diana Platts ... Anita
Robert Bredin Robert Bredin ... Dennis
Sharon Dyer Sharon Dyer ... Grindle
Peter McBurnie Peter McBurnie ... Jesse Cornfield
T.J. Scott ... Dave
Kevin Frankoff Kevin Frankoff ... Ken
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Storyline

Hotshot private detective Tony Mareda Jr. arrives in the town of Beamsville being pursued by the hit men of mob boss Don Enchilada. As he dispatches them at the local drive through, a pink meteor roars overhead and crashes in the nearby woods. The townspeople tear off in pursuit, but as the young couples thrash through the woods in search of the rock the women are turned into ravenous nymphomaniacs. Next morning, their boyfriends are found in delirious shock and there is an empty crater where the meteor landed. Worried about what the event will do to his reelection bid, the mayor enlists Tony's help in solving the mystery. As he begins to investigate, however, local TV weatherman Clip Bacardi goes on the air with a chunk of the meteorite he found in the woods, and the sound of it transforms all of the women in town into scantily-clad vixens. A posse hunting for the meteor encounters Clip's girlfriend Mary Ann Kowalski, the local librarian who is now organizing a takeover of the town. ... Written by Anonymous

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These ladies are out of this world! See more »

Genres:

Comedy | Horror | Sci-Fi

Certificate:

PG-13 | See all certifications »
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Country:

Canada

Language:

English

Release Date:

10 April 1987 (Canada) See more »

Filming Locations:

Claremont, Ontario, Canada

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Sound Mix:

Dolby

Color:

Color
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Trivia

Film debut of Susan Haskell. See more »

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In the close-ups of the meteor in the crater, the special effects equipment is visible on the crater wall behind it. See more »

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Dwight Wright: Run for your life, Helen! Better still: I'll run for my life, you hold them off!
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References Ghost of Dragstrip Hollow (1959) See more »

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Pink Chiquita
Performed by Frank Stallone and Tony Marolda
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not so pretty in pink...it's the PINK chiquitas
13 November 2017 | by tdrishSee all my reviews

Well, wow, have we really went 30 years since The Pink Chiquitas hit the map of Beamsville? Where did the time go? Yeah, I remember this one, it wasn't exactly a smash, but it was 100 % meaningless, mindless entertainment if you know what I mean. A meteor has hit the town of Beamsville, and it's creating quite an aftershock. This is no ordinary meteor. It's a pink chiquita meteor, and it's turning all the local females into ( ahem!) sexually charged women. It's a cheese fest, no doubt, but if you don't mind the digging into the 80's trash bin, you'll discover this more of a treasure then junk, I did. I liked the way everything was handled. Nothing is taken too far ( hell, look, they kept their PG13 rating, didn't they?), and it doesn't take anything too seriously. I am actually quite tricky when it comes to films that I feel violate women, this is why I easily discard titles such as The Stepford Wives. In fact, if I remember, these girls actually have a great defense against the "pink" terror this meteor is causing. Remember those Walkmans? Play it! No, put the earbuds in ...there ya go! See, there's an irritating noise being transmitted through the air waves, and when the girls hear it, it drives them crazy. When you can't hear it, it won't affect those women ( which the count of how many don't get affected by the noise transmission is very low. So low, I won't say how many.) I don't have too many complaints with the movie, I watched it in 1990, it was cheesy then, so I know it's even cheesier now. However, I can't deny it was a lot of fun to watch. It's running time won't over stay its welcome. My only complaints were (1) too much time with the whole woods scenery, and (2) maybe the law enforcement could have acted a little less dumb. In a nutshell, I give this trifle of a flick 5 out of 10, if you're looking for a good dumb 80's flick, hell, you're looking at it!


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