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Troop Beverly Hills (1989) Poster

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Phyllis: I may be a beginner at some things, but I've got a black belt in shopping!

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Velda: You call this roughing it?

Phyllis: One bathroom for nine people? Yes.

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Phyllis: It was a cold and rainy day in March. I went to Kristoff's where I usually get my hair done but Kristoff wasn't there. He had mysteriously disappeared. In his place was a stranger named Rinaldo. I'll never forget him. His eyes were steely gray. His hands were like ice. He said, "I'll streak your hair and I'll give you a body wave." He worked very fast and then, as he turned my chair around to face the mirror, I saw it. He permed me!

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[the Red Feathers, including Velda's daughter Cleo, abandon an injured Velda in order to win]

Velda: CLEO! I was in labor with you for 17 hours! I bought you your first tricy... I have patches, girls! I can get you into West Point.

[the Red Feathers disappear into the distance]

Velda: YOU LITTLE BITCHES!

[Velda's scream is so loud that Troop Beverly Hills happens to hear it]

Tessa DiBlasio: Oh, my god. What's that?

Phyllis: Don't worry, it's probably just one of nature's beasts.

Velda: [shouts] Ingrates! I hate children! I hate them!

Phyllis: [Realizes who the voice is] Yup! It's a beast, all right. Move out.

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[Velda sees that a skunk was responsible for Troop Beverly Hills coming in first ahead of Red Feathers]

Velda: [Picks up skunk] You're gonna pay for this! Yes, you are!

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Phyllis: Oh, what glorious patches!

Jamie: Thank you, ma'am.

Phyllis: Where can I buy them?

Cleo: Ma'am, you don't buy them, you earn them.

Phyllis: Oh! Like jewelry!

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Phyllis: You never give me credit for anything I do.

Freddy: That's because you never do anything!

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Phyllis: Her recommendations for a campsite were totally unsuitable. There were no outlets. And there was dirt, and bugs, and... and it rains there. So anyway, we've found a place that's much more us: the Beverly Hills Hotel.

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Annie: You can't put wine in Hobo stew!

Phyllis: Why not? What goes better with Hobos than wine?

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Hannah: Why don't you guys just kiss and make up? That way, I won't end up in therapy twice a week, like Tessa!

Freddy: Honey, you'll be much less neurotic if your parents are happily divorced, rather than unhappily married.

Phyllis: Thank you, Phil Donahue.

Freddy: I saw it on Oprah!

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[seeing Troop Beverly Hills on stage]

Jamie: [to the troop] Where are you from, Mars?

Cleo: Worse. Beverly Hills.

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Tessa DiBlasio: [Stomping out Phyllis's cigarette ash] Mrs. Nefler! We're above the fire line! And you shouldn't smoke, it's bad for you. And it conceals neurosis you should deal with yourself.

Lily Marcigan: Smokey Bear says, "Only you can prevent forest fires."

Phyllis: Well, Smokey Bear isn't going through a horribly mess divorce!

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Tessa DiBlasio: [Examining Velda's leg wound] There's multiple contusions, and possibly a cracked fibula, and a severe personality disorder.

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Rosa: Patches? We don't need no stinkin patches.

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Phyllis: The parents here are so self involved. Shit, I broke a nail!

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Phyllis: This dance is called "The Freddie." I know, I know. Life is so ironic.

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Cheech Marin: [to Annie Herman] Are you related to Pee Wee?

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[Last Lines]

[Velda is working as a cashier at a Kmart store after being fired from the Wilderness Girls]

Velda: Attention Kmart shoppers, Blue Light special on aisle 13...

[pauses]

Velda: ... Cookies!

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Velda: Get your damn car out of my friendship ring.

Phyllis: Hi, Vel. Lovely to see you too.

Velda: Okay, fine! On your marks! Get Set! Go!

[Fires into the air, causing a crow to fall to the ground]

Everyone: EWWWWWW!

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Phyllis: What an adventure! Isn't nature fabulous, girls?

[the girls suddenly run ahead of her]

Phyllis: Oh, good spirits, Tiffany! Good spirits, girls! A few positive words for me and they get their second run.

[Looks behind and sees the skunk that is coming after them]

Phyllis: AH!

[Runs after the girls]

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[the girls have made a make-shift stretcher using some of their backpacks to carry Velda]

Phyllis: I knew I could count on you girls to do the right thing.

Velda: Oh, stop, or I'll bust out crying. I knew I could count on you *losers* to do the wimpy thing.

Phyllis: You need your rest.

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Freddy: You had so much energy, you were so creative, I couldn't wait to see what you'd do with it. And see, now I know what you did with it. You Went Shopping!

Phyllis: Hey, I went shopping, Buster, to furnish your perfect house, to build your perfect image, to be your perfect Beverly Hills wife!

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Claire: So much for being normal.

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Troop: We're the girls from Beverly Hills, shopping is our greatest thrill!

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Freddy: If you contributed anymore to this marriage, we would be on welfare.

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Hannah: It's about time you two grew up.

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Phyllis: That just frosts my cookies!

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Hannah Nefler: [whispers and wave] Hi Daddy.

Claire: [upon seeing her own father, she follows Hannah's example] Hi Daddy.

Freddy: [to Hannah] Hi sweetie.

Jack Sprantz: [to Claire] Hi sweetie.

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Velda: [after seeing that Troop Beverly Hills have managed to make it to the other side of the ravine despite the sabotaged bridge] Damn! Those little Dim-besses are *really* starting to bug me.

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Cheech Marin: ] Annie Herman! Boy-yo-yoing!

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Cheech Marin: ] She is so beautiful! She must be a movie star! Or a prostitute!

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