Jesse Ventura: Abraxas
[Abraxas is sitting in bed, bare-chested, when Tommy walks in]
Abraxas : Hello. I suppose you're not tired. Do you want to sit up here with me? I'll tell you a story. It's about two men who were partners.
Secundus : [Upon seeing Abraxas] What happened to your face?
Abraxas : I was volted, T-squared!
Secundus : Looks like they lined your skull with pla-steel.
Abraxas : It's over.
Secundus : Right. I win. The girl will bear my child, and he will be the answer.
Abraxas : Why? You had it all. An almost immortal lifespan. Virtually unlimited power!
Secundus : Almost? Virtually? It's not enough, when I can have it all! The key is the birth of a comater. The comater will be able to compute the anti-life equation. That child will be a comater. Join me. To stop me now, you have to kill the girl. I know you, you can't do that.
Abraxas' Answer Box : Communication from command: Secundus will be transported to penal planet Tyrannus 7, a travel warp is operative.
Secundus : HAHAHA! It doesn't matter! I win... see you soon Abraxas.
Abraxas : My force was taught to avoid VD.
Abraxas : Tommy, RUN!