Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe (1990) Poster

Jesse Ventura: Abraxas

Quotes 

  • Father : So what makes you think you can locate my 4-by-4?

    Abraxas : My box has VD, trust me.

    Mother : Your what?

    Abraxas : VD. Vibrational Detection.

  • [Abraxas is sitting in bed, bare-chested, when Tommy walks in] 

    Abraxas : Hello. I suppose you're not tired. Do you want to sit up here with me? I'll tell you a story. It's about two men who were partners.

  • Secundus : [Upon seeing Abraxas]  What happened to your face?

    Abraxas : I was volted, T-squared!

    Secundus : Looks like they lined your skull with pla-steel.

    Abraxas : It's over.

    Secundus : Right. I win. The girl will bear my child, and he will be the answer.

    Abraxas : Why? You had it all. An almost immortal lifespan. Virtually unlimited power!

    Secundus : Almost? Virtually? It's not enough, when I can have it all! The key is the birth of a comater. The comater will be able to compute the anti-life equation. That child will be a comater. Join me. To stop me now, you have to kill the girl. I know you, you can't do that.

    Abraxas' Answer Box : Communication from command: Secundus will be transported to penal planet Tyrannus 7, a travel warp is operative.

    Secundus : HAHAHA! It doesn't matter! I win... see you soon Abraxas.

  • Abraxas : My force was taught to avoid VD.

  • Hite : You've endangered the lives of millions of people for the sake of one woman and one child.

    Abraxas : I think you're over-dramatizing the situation, Hite.

  • Abraxas : Tommy, RUN!

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