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Rover Dangerfield (1991) Poster

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Rover Dangerfield: [after attacking one of the wolves] That one's for the three little pigs!

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Rover Dangerfield: All night I'd sit up and beg, she told me I was too old to beg!

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[about playing fetch]

Rover Dangerfield: He throws a stick, you run and get it, you bring it back and he throws it again! I don't get it! I mean, what's the point?

Raffles: Because it makes them happy and it gives them lots of exercise

Rover Dangerfield: If they want exercise, let them run and get it.

Raffles: So what should I do?

Rover Dangerfield: It's very simple. You do nothing.

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Rover Dangerfield: Where's Flappy?

Queenie: Carmine fired him. He couldn't remember the routines.

Rover Dangerfield: Oh, I saw that coming. Flappy was dumb. Yeah, he used to walk backwards and wag his head. I mean dumb! Carmine taught him to sit, he forgot how to stand! And when Carmine paper-trained him, that was something. He went right on the paper. The only trouble is, Carmine was reading it!

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[after "I'll Never do it on a Christmas Tree" he knocks on the front door, door opens,]

Rover Dangerfield: Hey folks! I'll never dampen your holidays!

[door slams shut]

Rover Dangerfield: No respect. No respect at all.

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Eddie: Boy, that Count's really got class.

Rover Dangerfield: I guess that's my trouble, no class. I looked up my family tree, two dogs were using it!

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Turkey: Let me tell you, I won't be here very long.

Rover Dangerfield: I tell ya, the way I see it, you probably won't be around after Christmas!

Turkey: Well, that would suit me just fine! Well, I might have known: There's absolutely nothing to eat here!

Rover Dangerfield: Yeah? Look in a mirror!

Turkey: Oh... I don't get it.

Rover Dangerfield: Don't worry about it, drumstick. You will!

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[Rover attacks Rocky]

Rocky: [kicks him off] You dirty mutt!

Connie: Rocky, what are you doing?

Rocky: I thought I was rid of you for good!

Connie: 'Rid of you for good'?

[Connie punches him in the face]

Rocky: [furiously] What, are you taking the dog's side? Huh?

[Rocky grabs Connie until Rover pushes him, Rover and the other dogs chase him out the door]

Connie: Rover, NAIL HIM!

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