Bobby's World (1990–1998)
Howie Mandel: Bobby Generic, Himself - Live Action, Howard Generic, Simoka
Bobby Generic : Hush little baby, don't say a word, mama's gonna buy you a mocking bird, and if that mocking bird don't sing... I'm gonna rip off his feathers and tear off his wings!
[at a wedding, after someone points him the best man:]
Bobby Generic : If he's the best man, why isn't she marrying him?
Bobby Generic : I thought only boys had tentacles.