Mr. Lee: No anger. You are here to confront bricks, not that stupid boy.
Randy Cellini: He started it.
Horn: [to Barry] If that's true kid, you have less brains than a woodpecker on an aluminum telephone pole.
Mr. Lee: I have something for you.
[takes off Barry's shirt]
Kelly Stone: Chuck Norris? Chuck Norris? He doesn't compete anymore kid, and the main reason, one of the main reasons he doesn't compete anymore is me. He doesn't compete 'cause I would kick his ass.
[a still somewhat asthmatic Barry is determined to join in the push-ups in gym class]
Horn: Gabrewski, if you die I'm going to shoot myself and come on after you!
Mr. Lee: you must realize that the greatest weapon you possess is self-control.