Tenchi Muyô! (1992– )
Petrea Burchard: Ryoko, Soap Opera Actress
Ryoko : [Ryoko grabs Washu] Okay, pipsqueak, whether my body is sagging or not is none of your business! What are visual psychological tactics anyway?
Washu Hakubi : Your sex appeal, of course.
Ryoko : Hey, I'll have you know that my body shape hasn't changed in the past 700 years! What do you think of that, you big fat smart-alleck?
Washu Hakubi : What I think is that's no way to talk to your mother, Ryoko.
Ryoko : Ehh?
Washu Hakubi : That's right. Not did I only create you, but I created Ryo-oki, I created the Soja, I created so many things, really. But I used my ova for you. So I'm more like your mother than your creator.
Mihoshi : You must be that female student that was kidnapped by Kagato.
Washu Hakubi : A female student? No, I am Washu! And I happen to be the top scientific genius in the universe. I am cute. I have to admit, I look a little young, to be your mom, don't I, Ryoko?
Ryoko : Huh? Baloney! I've been around 2000 years! Ever since I was born! Ever since I was... I was born?
Mihoshi : Hello, Masaki home. Oh, that sounds like if I were married to the family. How embarrassing. What do you think? Do you think it sounds that way?
Ryoko : Get a grip! And listen up detective!
[Ryoko makes deep breathes, than she makes her voice deep]
Ryoko : This is oyur very nasty superior at the Galaxy Police, Mihoshi.
Mihoshi : Oh my! Hello. How did you know I was here?
Ryoko : Ah, unimportant detail. Now come on back and make your report.
Mihoshi : Yes! Detective Mihoshi is on her way! You can count on me, sir!
Ryoko : Good!
[she hungs up and laughs]
Ryoko : Gulliable is an understatement!
Ryoko : Comics for girls? What is that?
Ryoko : [Ryoko walks towrd Tenchi, and hits him. They fall to the ground, and Ryoko gets up] Oh, I'm sorry. Are you all right?
Tenchi Masaki : What? Ryoko, what's the idea?
Ryoko : I'm sorry. I wasn't paying attention. I'm so clumsy.
Ryoko : [Tenchi gets confuse] My name is Ryoko, and I'm...
Tenchi Masaki : Huh?
Ryoko : Oh, embarrassed.
Ayeka Masaki Jurai : [to Sasami] What are you doing?
Sasami Masaki Jurai : Uh, Ayeka.
Ayeka Masaki Jurai : What? What is it?
Ryoko : Uh, can I ask you your name?
Tenchi Masaki : Huh? Ryoko, are you sick? I mean what's the matter?
Ryoko : [Ryoko pushes him] Oh, Tenchi, you are a bold one, aren't you?
Tenchi Masaki : What's wrong with you?
Mihoshi : Ryoko, your face is red. What's wrong? Do you have a cold?
Ryoko : Go away. I'm at the important part.
Mihoshi : I got some great cold medicine.
Ryoko : I don't want it!
Mihoshi : Sure you do. You have to take care of yourself.
Mihoshi : [she starts to grab Ryoko] The cure is to cure it early.
Ryoko : Let me go! Get your hands off me!
Mihoshi : You're acting like a child!
Ryoko : Please stop! Let me go!
[they leave. Tenchi watches]