Tenchi Muyô! (1992– )
Ryoko: I'll tell you something, my Tenchi. You know, the carnival comes and goes... if you wait for a while, it'll always come back to you, Tenchi.
Tenchi: I guess you're right, Ryoko... I guess you're right.
[a preview for the next episode]
Washu: Coming up next is "No Need For Swimsuits." Ooh boy. Well, they can do whatever they want.
Tenchi Masaki: Curiosity kill the cat. Lucky for me, I'm not a cat!
Ryoko: You shouldn't frown so much Ayeka or those wrinkles will never disappear.
Ayeka and Mihoshi: Hi, Tenchi!
[they walk towards him, but Ryoko trips them]
Ryoko: Hee hee! Too bad! I'm going to be the first person to give Tenchi a hug!
[she sees Ryo-oki on Tenchi. Ryoko falls]
Ryo-Ohki: Meaow! Meow!
[Ryoko snatches Ryo-oki]
Ryoko: I said I'm first!
Washu Hakubi: Nice to meet you. My name is Washu. I would like to thank you for saving me from Kagato.
Tenchi Masaki: Oh... uh...
Washu Hakubi: I like you. You wanna be a guinea pig for my experiment?
Ryoko: [Ryoko grabs Washu] Listen, Mom!
[Sasami hugs Tenchi than everyone else goes and thanks Tenchi]
Ryoko: Shut up!
[the spaceship splits in half. Everyone gets confused]
Washu Hakubi: I guess the spaceship was cut in half also.
All: Let's get out of here!
[the ship explodes]
Ryoko: Hey, don't you like your daddy better, little Princess Ayeka?
Ayeka Masaki Jurai: This is none of your business!
Washu: I'm ready now!
Tenchi Masaki: Uh, what's with the nurse's outfit?
Washu: I'm the angel of mercy, Tenchi.
Tenchi Masaki: [Washu grabs Tenchi's underwear] Aah! What are you doing?
Washu: I just need some sperm samples.
Tenchi Masaki: What? You're joking right? Stop it!
Washu: Don't woory. Strictly medical, right? Hello!
Tenchi Masaki: No!
Washu: I got magic fingers.
Tenchi Masaki: I don't care.
Washu: You want me to stop it?
Tenchi Masaki: That's what I just said!
Washu: Naah! You don't want me to stop it!
Tenchi Masaki: Yes! I do, too! Oh no!
Washu: Let's shake the dew off this lily, shall we?
[she reaches in Tenchi's underwear]
Mihoshi: Excuse me.
Tenchi Masaki: What is that sound?
Washu: It sounds like Mihoshi's shuttle.
Washu: [Tenchi sits up pn his futon] This can't be good.
Ayeka Masaki Jurai: Why? Why must I suffer from this kind of disgrace?
Mihoshi: I'm telling you, Kiyone, you should learn to relax.
Kiyone: And you should learn to panic!
Ryoko: [Tenchi reaches the surface of the water, then he goes into shock, and turns] Why are you being so shy? You seen me naked before, remember? In side the cave?
Tenchi Masaki: Yeah, I remember. But then you were just a mummy.
Kiyone: Mihoshi, my partner, it's already been a month since you died. You were always such a burden to me, and now, I may never see you again. And that knowledge... makes me so HAPPY!
Mihoshi: There's no way out?
Washu Hakubi: That's what I'm saying. You see on this diagram that this goes this way and this goes that way, and so, there's no way out. Absolutely not. No way. That's it. Got it?
Mihoshi: Nope, I don't get it at all.
Mihoshi: So, I guess what you mean is that there is absolutely no way out of here?
Washu Hakubi: Where were you when they handed out the brains?
Mihoshi: [grabbing Washu's leg, crying] But how can this be? You created this ship, didn't you?
Washu Hakubi: Mm-hmm.
[she gives the middle finger]
Washu Hakubi: And that is why it is so perfect!
Washu Hakubi: [Mihoshi cries] Okay, you pain in the neck. There only a couple of things that we can do here.
Mihoshi: [Mihoshi stops crying. In front of her is a giant circle with Ryoko on it] Ryoko! And what should I do now?
Washu Hakubi: Take this and join in.
[She throws a fan at Mihoshi]
Washu Hakubi: Hooray! Hooray! Ryoko! What's the matter?
Ryoko: Uh, honorable, hon-hon-honorable sir, can I honorably, uh, honor, in the honor...
[Ryoko hits herself in the head]
Ryoko: Can I use your phone?
Ryoko: [Ryoko grabs Washu] Okay, pipsqueak, whether my body is sagging or not is none of your business! What are visual psychological tactics anyway?
Washu Hakubi: Your sex appeal, of course.
Ryoko: Hey, I'll have you know that my body shape hasn't changed in the past 700 years! What do you think of that, you big fat smart-alleck?
Washu Hakubi: What I think is that's no way to talk to your mother, Ryoko.
Washu Hakubi: That's right. Not did I only create you, but I created Ryo-oki, I created the Soja, I created so many things, really. But I used my ova for you. So I'm more like your mother than your creator.
Mihoshi: You must be that female student that was kidnapped by Kagato.
Washu Hakubi: A female student? No, I am Washu! And I happen to be the top scientific genius in the universe. I am cute. I have to admit, I look a little young, to be your mom, don't I, Ryoko?
Ryoko: Huh? Baloney! I've been around 2000 years! Ever since I was born! Ever since I was... I was born?
Tenchi Masaki: [Japanese version. Tenchi is being pulled by Ayeka and Ryoko] Ay-yi.
Tenchi Masaki: Huh?
[his leg is stuck]
Tenchi Masaki: Geez! I can't get it out!
Washu Hakubi: And now I'm worried.
[Mihoshi and Ayeka fall]
Ayeka: [Pulling Tenchi] What did you just say?
Mihoshi Kuramitsu: Now calm down Ayeka with a dark past.
Ayeka: What are you talking about?
Ayeka Masaki Jurai: Do something brilliant! You created this ship, didn't you?
Mihoshi Kuramitsu: She's right. There's gotta be something you haven't thought of.
Washu Hakubi: Well, ok. There is just one more thing that we can try.
Ayeka Masaki Jurai: What is it?
Washu Hakubi: We can pray real hard.
[Washu starts to pray. Mihoshi and Ayeka fall]
Sasami, Tsunami: Are you okay?
Tenchi Masaki: Uh, yeah. I'm fine. Uh, thank you, Sasami.
Sasami, Tsunami: Because you look really pale, and your nose is bleeding.
[Tenchi covers his nose]
Sasami, Tsunami: You're a naughty boy, are you, Tenchi
[Tenchi splashes Sasami with water]
Tenchi Masaki: [with his mouth covered] No, it's not that, it's uh... I got dizzy, cause of the hot water.
Sasami, Tsunami: Really?
Tenchi Masaki: Sorry for being naughty.
Sasami, Tsunami: [patting Tenchi's head] That's my boy.
Washu Hakubi: No, unless...
Ayeka Masaki Jurai: Unless?
Washu Hakubi: Unless you call me Little Washu!
Ayeka Masaki Jurai: [Ayeka falls] Huh? Excuse me, Miss Washu?
Washu Hakubi: No! I won't do anything unless you call me Little Washu!
Ayeka Masaki Jurai: [thinking] How can I call you 'little' when you're over 20,000 years old?
Ayeka Masaki Jurai: All right then, Little Washu. Can you do me a favor? Can you help me plant Ryu-oh?
Washu Hakubi: Of course! I can do that! That's easy!
Ayeka Masaki Jurai: Of course! After all you're the number 1 scientic genius in the glaxay.
Washu Hakubi: Of course, I'm the number 1 scientif genius in the universe!
[Washu laughs, then Ayeka luaghs]
Washu Hakubi: But I'm not going to do it.
Washu Hakubi: hat would be my standard answer, but for you I'm going to do it, because I really really like your enthusiasim.
Mihoshi: Hello, Masaki home. Oh, that sounds like if I were married to the family. How embarrassing. What do you think? Do you think it sounds that way?
Ryoko: Get a grip! And listen up detective!
[Ryoko makes deep breathes, than she makes her voice deep]
Ryoko: This is oyur very nasty superior at the Galaxy Police, Mihoshi.
Mihoshi: Oh my! Hello. How did you know I was here?
Ryoko: Ah, unimportant detail. Now come on back and make your report.
Mihoshi: Yes! Detective Mihoshi is on her way! You can count on me, sir!
[she hungs up and laughs]
Ryoko: Gulliable is an understatement!
Ryoko: [Ryoko walks towrd Tenchi, and hits him. They fall to the ground, and Ryoko gets up] Oh, I'm sorry. Are you all right?
Tenchi Masaki: What? Ryoko, what's the idea?
Ryoko: I'm sorry. I wasn't paying attention. I'm so clumsy.
Ryoko: [Tenchi gets confuse] My name is Ryoko, and I'm...
Tenchi Masaki: Huh?
Ryoko: Oh, embarrassed.
Ayeka Masaki Jurai: [to Sasami] What are you doing?
Sasami Masaki Jurai: Uh, Ayeka.
Ayeka Masaki Jurai: What? What is it?
Ryoko: Uh, can I ask you your name?
Tenchi Masaki: Huh? Ryoko, are you sick? I mean what's the matter?
Ryoko: [Ryoko pushes him] Oh, Tenchi, you are a bold one, aren't you?
Tenchi Masaki: What's wrong with you?
Mihoshi: Ryoko, your face is red. What's wrong? Do you have a cold?
Ryoko: Go away. I'm at the important part.
Mihoshi: I got some great cold medicine.
Ryoko: I don't want it!
Mihoshi: Sure you do. You have to take care of yourself.
Mihoshi: [she starts to grab Ryoko] The cure is to cure it early.
Ryoko: Let me go! Get your hands off me!
Mihoshi: You're acting like a child!
Ryoko: Please stop! Let me go!
[they leave. Tenchi watches]
Tenchi Masaki: Are we done yet? Have you gotten anything? Sasami's got breakfast, you know.
Washu: I have all the samples I need for analysis. Ah! Except for the most important one.
Tenchi Masaki: I'm leaving!
Washu: Oh, Tenchi, please! It'll just be a minute. I only need to examine you a little bit.
Tenchi Masaki: But I have to go to the field now.
Washu: You promised you'll be my guinea pig, didn't you?
Tenchi Masaki: Now there's a conversation I don't recall.
Washu: [rubbing her head on Tenchi] Tenchi, darling, please?
Tenchi Masaki: Um... maybe later when I get back. I gotta go, ok? Bye.
[Tenchi runs off]
Washu: Oh, you mean thing!
Tenchi Masaki: [Ryoko appears. She is about to grab Washu, but Tenchi comes back. Ryoko's face turns red] Little Washu! Do you know where my gloves are?
Washu: [Tenchi's gloves appears in Washu's hands] Oh! How'd they get here?
Tenchi Masaki: I knew it was you, Washu.
[Tenchi grabs his gloves and they both laugh]
Washu: [to Ryoko] Oh, by the way, what are you doing here?
[Ryoko just stares at Tenchi]
[she waves her hand in front of Ryoko's face]
Washu: Oh well.
[Washu and Tenchi leave]
Dr. Clay: Damn Washu. She won't follow into our hands very easily. Funny, she called that boy her guinea pig. Hmm...