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Brain Smasher... A Love Story (1993)

Sam Crain, a professional model, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ... See full summary »

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Albert Pyun

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Andrew Dice Clay ... Ed Molloy
Teri Hatcher ... Samantha Crain
Yuji Okumoto ... Wu
Deborah Van Valkenburgh ... Cammy Crain
Brion James ... Brown
Tim Thomerson ... Black
Charles Rocket ... Jones
Nicholas Guest ... Smith
Dorothy Dells Dorothy Dells ... Miss Bellows
Wrick Jones Wrick Jones ... Lead Officer
Galen Schrick Galen Schrick ... Jim Romeo (as Galen B. Schrick)
Steve Tancora Steve Tancora ... Bob Brisco
Peter Kwong ... Red Monk
Danny Perkin Danny Perkin ... Guy in Line #2
Ken Elston Ken Elston ... Rookie Cop (as Ken D. Elston)
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Storyline

Sam Crain, a professional model, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer. Written by Murray Chapman <muzzle@cs.uq.oz.au>

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I Hate Ninja's! See more »

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Action | Comedy | Romance

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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

17 November 1993 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Sam and Ed See more »

Filming Locations:

Portland, Oregon, USA

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Ultra Stereo

Color:

Color
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Released theatrically in Brazil. See more »

Goofs

In the scene with one of the ninjas just outside the window of Dice's apartment you can clearly see the cable attached to the person. See more »

Quotes

Cammy Crain: If my sister says you're a ninja, you're a goddamn ninja!
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ARE YOU GOING BACK THERE TONIGHT
Written by William Seth Russell
Performed by Forbidden Pigs
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Andrew "Dice" Clay, Actor....
3 March 2005 | by Captain_CouthSee all my reviews

Brain Smasher...A Love Story (1993) was a second starring vehicle for stand-up comedian Andrew "Dice" Clay. The movie was his second in a three year period. After the luster of his mainstream success died down, the Dice Man went back to the clubs to take care of business. The taste for the silver screen (courtesy of D.T.V.) was calling and starred in this action/comedy film along with Teri Hatcher.

Andrew "Dice" Clay stars as a bruiser who bumps into an attractive lady (Teri Hatcher when she still was hot) and helps her out from being attacked by a gang of Asian thugs. She has a secret that's she's keeping from the Dice Man. Can the Dice Man keep Teri safe from the Asian gang? Will she fall for that big ape? Did anybody watch this movie? If you can find a copy then by all means watch it!

A fun movie that's a lot better than Clay's first starring vehicle (Adeventures of Ford Fairlane). Surprisingly he's a good actor and he carries this film. Ms. Hatcher's not that bad to look at either. A good watch despite the P.G.-13 rating.

Recommended for fans of the Dice Man.


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