Love & Human Remains (1993)
Bernie: When are you gonna do something with your life?
David: What, like you? Work at a job I hate and fuck women I can't stand.
Bernie: Fuck you, it's a life!
David: Not the kind of life I want.
Bernie: Why is everything so fucking hard?
David: Not everything, just the important stuff.
Bernie: Same old bullshit! Every day I just go to work, meet a girl, get laid, dump her.
Candy: Do you ever feel like you're nothing like anyone else in the world?
David: Only all the time.
Candy: Somewhere there's one person waiting for me... feeling like me.
David: A lot of people in the world feel like that.
Kane: Sometimes I think there's something wrong with me.
David: I've never met anyone born after 1965 who wasn't incomplete somehow.
Kane: Why is that?
David: Microwave ovens, I think.
Jerri: Some people have a problem with gays and lesbians.
Candy: Yeah, well some people wear polyester.