Dead Man's Revenge (1994 TV Movie)
Bunny: I'll shoot!
Tom Hatcher: Nobody named Bunny ever shot a U.S. Marshal.
Bunny: I'll scream!
Tom Hatcher: You can't scream. I'm suppose to scream.
Bunny: Oh, right.
Tom Hatcher: You know, Bullock, I believe you're dumber than you think I think you are.
Doctor: It's kind of a range fever. Like most things out here that'll kill ya, it's all our own.
Beesly: Don't take a bullet in the head. It'll ruin a pretty picture.
Beesly: Sir, you look like a man of means. Maybe you'd like to purchase one of these here prints. The name's Beesly - professional photographer and visual historian, specializing in the dead.
Tom Hatcher: Dead what?
Beesly: Whatever chooses to be, sir... made eternal by the science of photochemistry. I particularly favor the criminal element as there appears to be a cultural victory in their death and a social interest in their lives. Sir, you appear to be somewhat of that caliber yourself. And if you think you might be getting killed soon, I'd be sure obliged to know.
Tom Hatcher: Who's the latest?
Beesly: Oh, a man named Luck who appears just plumb out of it.
Tom Hatcher: Drop your pants!
Jessup Bush: What?
Tom Hatcher: I find it takes the threat out of a man looking that ridiculous.
Luck Hatcher: Son, as your father, nothing on earth means more to me than knowing you're alive. But you've picked the worst damn time to announce it!
Payton McCay: You know, I've always felt that horse thieves ought to be treated like a treasure - buried with care and affection.
U. S. Marshal: I've learned that there's two ways to deal with a dangerous animal. One is way out of reach and the other is right on his back.
Zach: You wouldn't fire into a crowd would you?
Tom Hatcher: You ain't much of a crowd.