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Dinosaur Island (1994)

An army captain is flying three misfit deserters home for a court martial when the plane has engine trouble and they must land on an uncharted island. There they find a primitive society of... See full summary »

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Bob Sheridan (screenplay), Christopher Wooden (screenplay) | 1 more credit »
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Cast overview, first billed only:
Ross Hagen ... Capt. Jason Briggs
Richard Gabai ... John Skeemer
Antonia Dorian Antonia Dorian ... April
Griffin Drew ... May (as Griffen Drew)
Michelle Bauer ... June
Peter Spellos ... Turbo
Tom Shell ... Wayne
Steve Barkett Steve Barkett ... Sgt. Healey
Toni Naples ... Queen Morganna
Bob Sheridan Bob Sheridan ... Buzz
Nikki Fritz Nikki Fritz ... High Priestess
Becky LeBeau ... Virgin Sacrifice
Robin Chaney Robin Chaney ... Tara
Wendy Griffen Wendy Griffen ... Warrior Girl
Deborah Dutch ... Cave Girl (as Debra Dare)
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An army captain is flying three misfit deserters home for a court martial when the plane has engine trouble and they must land on an uncharted island. There they find a primitive society of cave women who routinely sacrifice virgins to appease The Great One, the top dog dinosaur on the the island. Mistaken for gods, the men must destroy The Great One or face death, but meanwhile they fall in love. Written by Ed Sutton <esutton@mindspring.com>

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It's Just Like Paradise, Only Better Looking.


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Rated R for sexuality and abundant nudity | See all certifications »

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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

23 March 1994 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

La isla de los dinosaurios See more »

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Budget:

$190,000 (estimated)
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Stereo

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Color
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Trivia

The T-Rex is also used in Carnosaur (1993). See more »

Goofs

When the female warriors are chasing the dinosaur towards the ocean, you can see Malibu homes in the background hills. See more »

Quotes

Turbo: It's time to kick some monster ass!
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Crazy Credits

Dinosaurs Genetically Engineered and Trained by John Carl Buechler. See more »

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Featured in The Cinema Snob: The Fantastic Four (2015) See more »

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Prehistoric breast implants
10 July 2004 | by Dr. GoreSee all my reviews

*SPOILER ALERT* *SPOILER ALERT*

It's 10:00 p.m. on Friday night and I just had a shot of jack and finished off my third beer. This party is out of control! I just watched "Dinosaur Island" followed by an episode of "Black Tie Nights" on Cinemax. This couple was on a date and then they had sex. That's the show. Genius eh?

Speaking of genius, "Dinosaur Island" was a T&A spectacular. Three army guys crash land on the island of the prehistoric breast implants. They must prove themselves worthy of their big bouncy affection by slaying the really cheap dinosaur that prowls the island. The girls are confused by the new arrivals in their midst. "What is this thing you men call love?" The guys are ready to shed the cavegirl's clothes and get this party started on a Saturday night.

Once again, I must give praise where it's due. Michelle Bauer is the real deal. As the women pair off with the men, Michelle chooses the fattest loser to hook up with. She gives hope to all of us dorks out here every time she rips off her bra. Thank you Michelle for getting naked for us again. There are plenty of other women who take their tops off as well. So that's good too.

All of the dinosaur scenes were ridiculously cheap but I didn't mind. You don't think I actually watched this for the dinosaurs do you? Of course not. Anyway, "Dinosaur Island" is a good T&A flick. It's worth a look for B-movie lovers.

One last thing, keep an eye out for Nikki Fritz who shows up at the very beginning of the movie. I thought she looked familiar but I didn't realize it was her until after the credits rolled. She is the High Priestess who has her breasts painted blue and dances around like a stripper. Apparently the dinosaur is attracted to the human sacrifice by the hypnotic gyrations of cavewoman pole dancing.


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