Fred Lincoln, wife Patti and star Rocco Siffredi combined for a set of 4 CASANOVA videos in 1993, of which only the odd-numbered volumes are quality. This Part 2 is the pits.
It plays merely like sloppy seconds from Part 1, and that is likely due to a '90s trend of segmenting features that has died out in the streaming era of the 21st Century. Many '90s porn projects were shot with lots of footage and routinely divided up into two parts for release, a cheapo version of the mainstream habit of shooting big features such as the BACK TO THE FUTURE followups or THE LORD OF THE RINGS back-to-back at one time. This is what 1&2 and also 3&4 of the CASANOVA saga look like.
Part 2: LADYKILLER picks up with Rocco's assistant Skye Blue concocting her plot with lover Tracey West to have a child via the great genes of CASANOVA - they are lesbians who will raise the kid. Sperm donation is achieved by the duo plopping a picnic basket of lunch on Rocco's desk and feeding him, leading to a nice between-the-breasts hump of C. on West, resulting in a premature ejaculation all over her chest. She scoops up the gooey cum into a bottle, and informs Casanova he'll be the father of the girls' child. He protests that he would have preferred the donation the old-fashioned way (creampie division) and then chews them out in Italian, victim of their ruse.
Video is all downhill from there, consisting of unrelated vignettes that are strictly sex filler. Patti Rhodes-Lincoln takes boiler-plate credit for the script, but no evidence of a script occurs, just improvised dialog and random sex.
Case in point: Rocco leaves his mansion and a short blonde in a tight skirt is hanging around outside. He asks who she is, gets no response and the loiterer soon humps Joey Silvera, who drops his broom, pretending to be tidying up around the place. Sex scene in front of C's stoop is never related to the rest of the video, and the characters involved are unidentified.
Best moments in the whole charade of a feature occur in the introductory recap of footage from Part 1: Flame humps C on his mansion stairs for a few seconds lifted from their classic scene.
Tina Tyler is back as an admirer of Casanova, who strips, sits atop his desk and masturbates, verbally professing her infatuation with the big boy as a kind of soliloquoy. He interrupts her -end of a promising scene, as brief and unsatisfying as C's earlier premature ejaculation on Tracey.
Tabatha Cash reprises her role as C's sister: she gets a massage from Jon Dough and they have outdoor sex by the pool after she tells him of her plans to move to Monaco. Dough rewards her with a facial that outdoes the more famous Peter North money shots of the day.
Feature's finale is a weird set-piece, again pointless, as 3 female cat burglars led by Dominique Simone, invade the mansion one night. When caught by Rocco, the have a four-way, involving lesbian sex for the two girls left out at any one time, and flashing Simone's huge breasts as part of the mixed-combo content.
So, instead of advancing the storyline or developing even slightly interesting characters, Fred Lincoln merely gives us random sex footage in this sequel, reflecting the hit-or-miss variability of his career as a whole. Like so many artistically bankrupt current Adult practitioners (hacks and "award"-winners alike) he cops out with the philosophy that only the "hot sex" matters, boring a generation or two of fans with mechanical XXX porn. Watch Part 3: THE DIARY OF CASANOVA for a jewel in Lincoln's tarnished crown.
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