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Vampires Anonymous (2003)

R | | Comedy | 28 October 2003 (USA)
A vampire trying to get away from his "eating habits", joins a 12-step program.

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Michael Keller
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Paul Popowich ... Vic Weller
Michael Madsen ... Geno
Judith Scott ... Christine
Neil D'Monte ... Juan Rodrigo
Carolyn Lawrence ... Penelope
Brent Hinkley ... Eric
Ping Wu ... Andy
Michelle Stafford ... Taffeta Munro
John Boyd West ... Jimmy
Bo Keister ... Strickler
Nicole Forester ... Maggie Miller
Olivia Honeycutt Olivia Honeycutt ... Ashley
David Lenthall David Lenthall ... Jed Sanders
Shane Callahan ... Tucker Sanders
Julie Ivey ... Emily
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A vampire trying to get away from his "eating habits", joins a 12-step program.

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Genres:

Comedy

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for language, some violence and sexual content | See all certifications »
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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

28 October 2003 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Vampir Club See more »

Filming Locations:

Burlington, North Carolina, USA See more »

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Goofs

The boom mic is visible when Maggie and her dad are talking in the kitchen. See more »

Quotes

Geno: I was not aware that I was wearing my Mister-Know-It-All hat today. Why are you asking so many questions?
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Connections

Referenced in Best of the Worst: Our VHS Collection (2019) See more »

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Pressure Drop
Written by Toots Hibbert
Performed by Neville Staple and the Hitmen
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Interesting vampire concept.......not fully developed.......
15 December 2008 | by merklekranzSee all my reviews

The idea of a twelve step program for recovering vampires, is a solid, original, premise. The "Vampires Anonymous" meeting and eccentric members, including Michael Madsen, got things off to a fast start. After the promising opening, the script seems to wander in and out of "black comedy", with nowhere to go. In the end, there are unexplainable lapses in logic that weaken the movie. Really not violent enough for the horror crowd, really not totally a successful comedy, really in parts too clever for it's own good, really lacking chemistry between the leads, really bad southern accents, really no nudity for a film where it might have helped, but still creative enough to entertain. Marginally recommended. - MERK


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