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Buddy: It's preposterous. It's unheard of. Married! Married to a rubber-brained ninny with the intelligence of a sausage and the personality of a herring - a dead herring.

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Eleanor: I don't believe you know an eye from an oyster.

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Henry Groper, Optician: Oh, there's something wrong with your eyes? Oh well, that's why you thought I wasn't who I was.

Nikolai Nikolaevich: Oh, you are who you are, aren't you?

Henry Groper, Optician: Certainly!

Nikolai Nikolaevich: Uh huh. I thought she was not who she was. Was she who she was not and you was who you are? Are you?

Henry Groper, Optician: What's the matter with you anyway?

Nikolai Nikolaevich: My near sight is getting too close to my far sight.

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Henry Groper, Optician: When did you first see that you couldn't see?

Nikolai Nikolaevich: When did I first see I couldn't see?

Henry Groper, Optician: Yes.

Nikolai Nikolaevich: When I tried to see what I saw and I saw I couldn't see it - see?

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