Gordon, 28, an aspiring animator, leaves his home in Oregon to sell his ideas to Hollywood. After being told, correctly, that they are quite possibly the most stupid ideas ever and that he needs to spend time rethinking them, he moves back home. But his father, never a kind man, escalates his mean treatment of his rather unconventional son. Meanwhile, Gord has fallen for Betty, an attractive doctor at the hospital where his friend is staying; she happens to use a wheelchair, and to delight in having her paralyzed legs beaten with a bamboo cane; her sexual aggression intimidates him. Gord's family goes to a psychiatrist, and he lies to her that his father molests Gord's brother, Freddy; Gord neglects to mention that Freddy is 25. Soon, Gordon has the house to himself, and comes up with a winning animated series, "Zebras in America" based on his own family. All this is really a framework on which Tom Green hangs his usual crazy stunts.Written by
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[after Darren breaks his leg skateboarding in the middle of night, screaming at the top of his lungs]
You little shit, you think that's funny? I gotta go to work tommorrow, get the hell of my property!
[Jim throws the skateboard on Darren's broken leg]
Dad, what the fuck, he hurt his leg!
Why's everybody screaming like a banshee?
[notices Darren's exposed bone on his leg]
Well, get him a job! I mean, get him an ambulance, you get a job!
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Job titles like "best boy" and "key grip" are listed as "best Tom Green", "key Green", etc. See more »
Deleted scenes include:
Gord in the helicopter, drops his father's boat into a giant wood chipper.
Gord's dad talks to the cops asking them to shoot his son when they find him for destroying his boat.
Gord playing with the deer's intestines after cutting open it's stomach.
Gord going to visit his gay uncle (who he now lives with in California) who is making out with an indian man.
Gord talking to his uncle (who is also his boss) about the job at the factory, then an extended scene showing Gord talking about the cheese to the other workers and commenting on his cheese helmet.
After Gord makes off with the horse, he runs over to a cow and milks it on his face.
A parody of "Apocalypse Now" where Gord is listening to the Doors while drawing, and then smashes his hand through a mirror and screams.
The house in Pakistan blowing up.
Gord confronting his uncle at the factory after his lunch break, and quitting the job. Gord's uncle then calls Gord's dad (who is sailing with his wife on their boat) and letting them know Gord is coming home.
I saw "Dude, Where's My Car". I saw "It's Pat". I saw "Wagons East". I was entertained by all of these, at least minimally. I have seen many very bad movies. I've seen a few very VERY bad movies. But up until last night, I had never walked out on one.
I went to see Freddie Got Fingered with little expectation. The trailer looked mildly entertaining and I've seen a few skits with Tom Green that were funny and thought he was pretty funny in "Charlie's Angels". So I went in figuring that there would be some chuckles and maybe even a couple of knee slappers. If there were any after the first 30 minutes (past the swinging-baby-on-the-umbilical-cord) scene, I missed them.
I watched, and kept hoping it would get funny. Maybe it'll get funny after he guts the deer and wears the carcass. Nope? Maybe it'll get funny after he jerks off a horse. Nope? Maybe it'll get funny after he licks an open fracture on his best friend's leg. *sigh* Nope. Maybe it'll get funny after he swings the baby around on the umbilical cord. I'm not sure. That's where I walked out and went to see the last half of Joe Dirt. (Which I had seen in its entirety on the weekend before) I felt better about switching movies but felt badly that I couldn't have taken my money back from Tom Green and given it to David Spade, Dennis Miller, Kid Rock and Christopher Walken, who actually made a movie that was both funny and entertaining.
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