Robbie Coltrane: Hagrid
Hagrid : You all right there, Harry? You seem very quiet.
Harry : He killed my parents, didn't he?
[puts a hand to his scar]
Harry : The one who gave me this?
[Hagrid is silent]
Harry : You know, Hagrid. I know you do.
[Hagrid sighs and pushes his bowl aside]
Hagrid : First - and understand this, Harry, 'cause it's very important - not all wizards are good. Some of them go bad. A few years ago there was one wizard that went as bad as you can go, and his name was V-
Hagrid : his name was V...
Harry : Maybe if you wrote it down...
Hagrid : Nah, I can't spell it. Alright
Hagrid : 'Voldemort'
Harry : [loudly] Voldemort?
Hagrid : Shhh! It was dark times, Harry, dark times. Voldemort started to gather some followers, brought 'em over to the dark side. Anyone who stood up to him ended up dead. Your parents fought against him, but nobody lived once he decided to kill them. Nobody... not one... 'cept you.
Harry : Me? Voldemort tried to kill... ME?
Hagrid : Yes. That ain't no ordinary cut on your forehead. A mark like that only comes from being touched by a curse, and an evil curse at that.
Harry : What happened to Vol- to You-Know-Who?
Hagrid : Well, some say he died. Codswallop in my opinion. Nope, I reckon he's still out there, too tired to carry on. But one thing's certain, something about you stumped him that night. That's why you're famous, Harry, that's why everybody knows your name. You're the boy who lived.
Hagrid : [about Fluffy] Just play a bit of music and he falls straight asleep... I shouldn't have told you that!
Uncle Vernon : He will not be going, I tell you! We swore when we took him in we'd put a stop to all this rubbish!
Harry : You knew? You knew all along and you never told me?
Aunt Petunia : Of course we knew. How could you not be? My perfect sister being who she was. My mother and father were so proud the day she got her letter. "We have a witch in the family. Isn't it wonderful?" I was the only one to see her for what she was... a freak! And then she met that Potter. And then she had you, and I knew you would be the same. Just as strange, just as... abnormal. And then if you please, she went and got herself blown up, and we got landed with you.
Harry : Blown up? You told me my parents died in a car crash!
Hagrid : A car crash? A car crash kill Lily and James Potter?
Aunt Petunia : We had to say something.
Hagrid : It's an outrage! It's a scandal!
Uncle Vernon : He'll not be going!
Hagrid : Oh, and I suppose a great muggle like yourself's gonna stop him, are ya?
Hagrid : Dry up Dursley, you great prune!
Hagrid : [after telling Harry, Ron and Hermione how to get past fluffy] Oh! I shouldn't have said that.
Harry : Hagrid, who gave you the Dragon Egg? What did he look like?
Hagrid : I don't know. I never saw his face. He kept his hood up.
Harry : This stranger, though, you and he must've talked.
Hagrid : Well, he wanted to know what sort of creatures I looked after. I told him. I said "After Fluffy, a dragon's gonna be no problem."
Harry : Did he seem interested in Fluffy?
Hagrid : Well, of course he was interested in Fluffy. How often do you come across a 3-headed dog, even if you're in the trade? But I told him I said - I said, "The trick with any beast is to know how to calm him." Take Fluffy, for example, just play him a bit of music and he falls straight asleep.
Hagrid : [pause] I shouldn't have told you that.
Dumbledore : [walks onto Privet Drive and takes out lights with tool] I should have known that you would be here, Professor McGonagall.
[to Professor McGonagall, who is a cat]
Professor McGonagall : [transforms into a human] Good evening, Professor Dumbledore.
[walks with Dumbledore]
Professor McGonagall : Are the rumors true, Albus?
Dumbledore : I'm afraid so, Professor. The good... and the bad.
Professor McGonagall : And the boy?
Dumbledore : Hagrid is bringing him.
Professor McGonagall : Do you think it wise to trust Hagrid with something this important?
Dumbledore : Ah, Professor, I would trust Hagrid with my life.
[Hagrid appears on a flying motorcycle with baby Harry Potter]
Hagrid : Professor Dumbledore, sir, Professor McGonagall.
Dumbledore : No problems, I trust, Hagrid?
Hagrid : No, sir. Little tike fell asleep just as we were flyin' over Bristol. Try not to wake him.
[gives Harry to Dumbledore and McGonagall]
Hagrid : There yeh go.
Professor McGonagall : Albus, do you really think it's safe to leave him with these people? I've watched them all day, they're the worst sort of Muggles imaginable! They really are.
Dumbledore : They're the only family he has.
Professor McGonagall : This boy will be famous. There won't be a child in the world who won't know his name!
Dumbledore : Exactly. He's far better off growing up away from that, until he's ready.
[puts Harry on the Dursley's front step and looks at Hagrid, who is crying]
Dumbledore : There there, Hagrid, it's not really goodbye after all.
[Hagrid nods, while Dumbledore leaves a letter for the Dursleys on Harry]
Dumbledore : Good luck, Harry Potter.
[the camera shoots to Harry's scar]
[Hagrid has just very aggressively knocked down the door where the Dursleys are staying]
Hagrid : [Calmly] Sorry about that
[Picks door up and slams it back in place]
[in King's Cross]
Hagrid : What are you lookin' at?
Harry : [writing HAPPY BIRTHDAY HARRY on the sand-like floor of the boat he and the Dursley's are in] Make a wish, Harry.
[looks at Dudley's watch, it is now his birthday, and blows on the dusty, sand-like floor, when someone is trying to break in, which wakes Dudley up]
Uncle Vernon : [come's into Dudley and Harry's room with a rifle and Aunt Petunia] Who's there?
[the door breaks open, and everyone screams in terror]
Hagrid : Sorry about that.
[puts door back on]
Uncle Vernon : I demand that you leave at once! You are breaking an entry!
Hagrid : [walks over to Vernon] Dry up, Dursley, you great prune!
[bends the rifle's end up and Vernon shoots and walks over to Dudley]
Hagrid : Boy, I hasn't seen yeh since you was a baby, Harry, but you're a little bit longer that I expected, especially right in the middle.
Dudley Dursley : I-I'm not Harry.
Harry : [walks over to Hagrid] I am.
Hagrid : Well, of course you are. Got somethin' for yeh, 'fraid I may have sat on it at some point, but I imagine it'll taste just the same.
[gives Harry a box]
Hagrid : Painted it myself, words and all.
[Dudley looks jealous]
Harry : [opens the box, to reveal a cake that says HAPPEE BIRTHDAE HARRY on it] Thank you.
Hagrid : It's not every day your young man turns eleven, eh?
Hagrid : I shouldn't have told you that!
Hagrid : You're a wizard, Harry
Hagrid : [Harry and Marcus Flint both see the golden snitch and race for it on their broomsticks, while Harry falls off his and looks sick] Looks like he's gonna be sick!
[Harry spits out the golden snitch]
Lee Jordan : He's got the snitch! Harry Potter receives one-hundred and fifty points for catching the snitch!
Madame Hooch : [flying on broomstick] Gryffindor wins!
[the Gryffindor crowd cheers and Snape looks disgusted]
Hagrid : Yes!
[Harry holds up the snitch and the crowd cheers even more]
Hagrid : Shouldn't have told yeh tha'.