Our Friend, Martin (1999 Video)
Miles: When you're living in color, sports and entertainment are the only sure bets for making the big time.
Mrs. Clark: I'll tell that to General Colin Powell.
Mrs. Peck: I'm not planning on standing here until my retirement kicks in.
Maria: I think I'm gonna lose my lunch, and I haven't even eaten it yet.
Mrs. Peck: [seeing Maria and Kyle sneaking around to the back of the museum] Great. Now I'll have to give 'em the group rate.
Randy: [nearly being hit on his skateboard with Miles by Mr. Willis' bus-driving] Oh, man, even time travel is safer than this.
Maria: Come on, spill.
Miles: What's to spill, Maria? I love baseball. Mrs. Peck said I can come in here and check out this old mitt again. It's a classic.
Maria: Yeah, right, and I invented Swiss cheese.
Kyle: Oh, cool, Maria. Can you pick me up a few pounds for free at...
Maria: Stop. Talk to the hand, Kyle.
Kyle: Following you dorks was a major mistake. I guess that's what happens when you read science-fiction comics on the toilet all the time.