Rat Race (2001)
Cuba Gooding Jr.: Owen Templeton
Lucy Impersonator : How about a pit-stop?
Owen Templeton : Sorry, this is a one way flight. There's a bathroom in the back.
Lucy : The latch is broken. Anyone could just walk right in.
Owen Templeton : So? Look, you ain't got nothin' these other Lucys haven't seen before.
Lucy : [man's voice] Not necessarily.
[Talking about Sinclair and his idea for them competing in the "race"]
Merrill : It's some sort of joke. It has to be.
Duane Cody : What kind of jackass just gives away $2 million?
Owen Templeton : Maybe it's a publicity stunt.
Randy Pear : What kind of publicity? He swore us all to secrecy.
Vera Baker : Maybe it's a secret publicity stunt.
Randy Pear : A *secret* publicity stunt?
Gus the Cabbie : [listening to football on cab's radio] Confederate... confederate... THROW THE BALL! That's why you're not going to get drafted! You'll be lucky to play arena football in Barcelona!
Gus the Cabbie : [to Owen] You like football?
Owen Templeton : [nervously] Sure.
Gus the Cabbie : Did you happen to catch that, uh, Dallas game last week? You can't really call it a game, it was more of an obscenity, a crime against football. I lost twenty grand on that game! And they would have won! Now I gotta work TWO shifts because of that idiot! I mean, Stevie Wonder coulda done a better job callin' that game.
Owen Templeton : I am not a bus driver! I do not work for the bus company! All right? I... I needed a ride to New Mexico, so I stole this uniform! See this jacket? This is not my jacket! Remember Marty, the bus driver? Huh? This is his shirt! I stole it! And these pants, you think I'd wear these pants? These aren't my pants! These are Marty's pants. I stole them. I am not a bus driver!