How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003)
Matthew McConaughey: Ben
Andie : [thrusts herself onto Ben] Does Princess Sophia want to come out and play?
Ben : Who's Princess Sophia?
[Andie points at his crotch]
Ben : Nah-nah-nah, nah! Whoa, whoa, you're kidding me, right? Princess Sophia?
Andie : Little, big, little, big? I don't know. We will find out!
Ben : Alright listen, you can't name my... my member Princess Sophia.
Andie : Yes, I can!
Ben : Listen, if you are gonna name m... my member, alright, you gotta name it something hyper masculine, okay? Something like a Spike, a Butch, a Krull the Warrior King!
Thayer : Is she on something?
Ben : God I hope so.
[Moves his finger in circles next to his head, to indicate that he thinks Andie is crazy]
Andie : Are you saying I'm some kind of mental person?
[Andie is holding a platter of veggies and flings them at the guys and the middle of the poker table, then tosses the platter onto the table]
Ben : So that's what I was, huh? I was a guinea pig. Somebody you can test your theories on?
Andie : Yeah, and I was just a girl somebody picked out in a bar.
Ben : Yeah, you know what? Big deal. Hell, now you can even use it as a little twist in your story.
Andie : That's a good idea. Maybe we should bet on it.
Ben : You know what, you did your job now, Andie.
Andie : Yes, I did.
Ben : You wanted to lose a guy in ten days, congratulations, you did it. You just lost him.
Andie : No I didn't Ben, 'cause you can't lose something you never had!
Andie : [crying at restaurant after waitress asks if everything is okay] My boyfriend thinks I'm fat!
[flicks food at Ben]
Andie : And I can't eat in front of him! I can't eat in front of you! I have to go to the bathroom.
Ben : [receives dirty looks from other customers] Honey, I don't think you're fat! I don't think she's fat!
Ben : Excuse me, ma'am.
Jeannie Ashcroft : Holy crap!
Ben : Where's Andie Anderson?
Jeannie Ashcroft : Uh, she's not here.
Ben : Where is she?
Michelle Rubin : She quit.
Jeannie Ashcroft : She's got an interview in Washington.
Ben : When is she leaving?
Jeannie Ashcroft : Today.
Ben : When?
Jeannie Ashcroft : Well, like, now.
Ben : You're not a therapist, are you?
Michelle Rubin : Oh, haha... no.
Ben : Good job, though. You owe me three hundred bucks.
Thayer : That it?
Tony : That's it?
Ben : [points to purse on desk] That's it.
Tony : Have you looked inside?
Ben : No.
Thayer : Do you have an ethical problem with rifling through a woman's purse?
Ben : Uhh, yeah, I guess I do.
Tony : Well, it's hardly a purse, dude, it's more like a... clutch or something.
Ben : Guys, a woman's purse, alright, it's her secret source of power. Alright? There are many dark and dangerous things in there, that we, the male species, should know nothing about.
Ben : That's what I'm talking about. Where's the sexy, cool, fun, smart, beautiful Andie that I knew? The one that wanted to be a serious journalist? You're up, you're down, you're here, you're there, you're like a frickin' one woman circus.
[Andie starts crying when Ben places food in front of her]
Ben : Hey, what's wrong?
Andie : Nothing. It's beautiful.
Ben : Thank you.
Andie : You're beautiful. The game, the whole thing. It's just... I wish I ate meat. Mary had a little lamb, little lamb... You have to take it away before I gag.
[Andie dry heaves]
Ben : You see, the key to this game is being able to read people.
Andie : Does Krull the Warrior King want to come out and play?
Ben : No.
Andie : Krull...
Ben : You know what, due to intense humiliation, the king has momentarily abdicated his throne, okay?
Andie : Oh. Uh-oh!
Ben : Yeah.
Andie : Well, in that case, I better get going. Take care of our love fern, honey.