Death to Smoochy (2002) Poster

Catherine Keener: Nora Wells



  • Sheldon : I'll be in my office, the big one with a view!

    Nora : They all have views, you dumb shit!

    Sheldon : Not looking this way, cupcake!

  • Randolph : Didn't she tell you of the love we once had. Passionate yet tender, old-fashioned yet experimental.

    Sheldon : Randolph, you have lost your mind.

    Randolph : Oh, enlighten the lad, Nora. You were such a hot little brood mare, does the bridle still fit?

    Sheldon : Hey, watch your mouth mister!

    Nora : What experiments? I've had firmer handshakes, ya drunk.

    Randolph : Please, it's small but, it's fierce!

  • Randolph : What about Wally the Whale?

    Sheldon : Laura, how could you do it with Wally the Whale?

    Randolph : There she blows!

    Sheldon : I don't believe this is happening. I can't believe you didn't tell me about this.

    Nora : Listen, Sheldon, I'm not proud of it but, there was a time in my life when I was a bit of a kiddie host groupie.

  • [Randolph mentions his long-ago affair with Nora] 

    Nora : That was a long time ago. I was young and stupid.

    Randolph : And limber.

  • Nora : You're here to sell sugar and plastic.

  • Sheldon : You work for Kidnet? Are you serious?

    Nora : As a heart attack.

  • Nora : We know you didn't kill Spinner so just cool your jets.

    Randolph : Oh, thank you, Mother Teresa, why don't you tell that to the angry mob outside? They want my fucking ass. I'm like a god damn toaster at Macy's; Rainbow's ass - aisle three.

  • Nora : I'm telling you, Stokes cut some kind of deal with Buggy for the Smoochy slot

    Sheldon : Wait a minute, Buggy Ding-Dong? The host of "Buggy's Bumpy Railroad"?

    Nora : Yeah, until he discovered the joys of Turkish black mule heroin.

    Sheldon : That doesn't make any sense. Why would Stokes want to replace Smoochy with some smack addict?

    Nora : I don't know.

    Sheldon : Oh, man. Someone toss me a beach towel, cause my head is swimmin'!

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