Death to Smoochy (2002)
Catherine Keener: Nora Wells
Randolph : Didn't she tell you of the love we once had. Passionate yet tender, old-fashioned yet experimental.
Sheldon : Randolph, you have lost your mind.
Randolph : Oh, enlighten the lad, Nora. You were such a hot little brood mare, does the bridle still fit?
Sheldon : Hey, watch your mouth mister!
Nora : What experiments? I've had firmer handshakes, ya drunk.
Randolph : Please, it's small but, it's fierce!
Randolph : What about Wally the Whale?
Sheldon : Laura, how could you do it with Wally the Whale?
Randolph : There she blows!
Sheldon : I don't believe this is happening. I can't believe you didn't tell me about this.
Nora : Listen, Sheldon, I'm not proud of it but, there was a time in my life when I was a bit of a kiddie host groupie.
Nora : You're here to sell sugar and plastic.
Nora : I'm telling you, Stokes cut some kind of deal with Buggy for the Smoochy slot
Sheldon : Wait a minute, Buggy Ding-Dong? The host of "Buggy's Bumpy Railroad"?
Nora : Yeah, until he discovered the joys of Turkish black mule heroin.
Sheldon : That doesn't make any sense. Why would Stokes want to replace Smoochy with some smack addict?
Nora : I don't know.
Sheldon : Oh, man. Someone toss me a beach towel, cause my head is swimmin'!