It's Steven's first day of college. His roommates, Ron, Lloyd, and Marshall quickly accept him and organize a party for him. His dad shows up with some bad news. Steven meets Lizzie, who had a fight with her boyfriend. They have a fling.
Lizzie breaks up with her boyfriend Eric. Steven is glad at first but then realizes that Eric is actually a great guy and even tries to help him win her back. Ron has to down a keg of beer by 6PM. Marshall, Lloyd, and Rachel help.
Marshall gets sick, and instead of going to the campus health clinic like he had planned, Rachel persuades him to use natural remedies. Steven is getting irritated that he always has to sleep in on the rec room couch because Lloyd is constantly having sex. Steven convinces Lloyd to try to stick with one girl for a little while. But Lloyd's first attempt at a steady girlfriend isn't a great experience. Meanwhile Steven discovers a whole group of people in the common room who've been exiled because their roommates are having sex too, and forms a bond with them.
The gang's friend Perry invites Adam Sandler to visit the campus and meet his friends. He warns the gang not to make things awkward. Things get awkward. On top of that, Lizzie and Rachel fall for dickish Sandler and his grungy assistant.
Steven turns to Lloyd for love advice. He suggests that Steven needs to take initiative, so Steven invites Lizzie to the showing of American Pie (1999) on campus. Eric calls her but Steven answers and taunts Eric which makes Lizzie angry.
Steven joins the kitchen staff of a restaurant to pay his tuition. His dad also finds a new job. Rachel falls for a student who turns out to be an obsessive celebrity impersonator. Marshall eats other people's half-eaten food.
Marshall is reluctant to let his parents know that he isn't a business major. Ron gets propositioned by Lloyd's sister, Amanda. Rachel has to face the wrath of her control freak mother. Hal meets up with his estranged wife, Debra.
Ron has a crush on a campus tour guide, Kelly, and she ends up getting invited up to the guys dorm for a rousing game of "Truth or Dare". Lloyd and Marshall compete for Rachel's affection, and Ron tries to impress Kelly. Steven gets upset when Lizzie is dared to talk about her best sexual experience, and it doesn't involve him. It ends up being a good night for everyone except Lloyd and Marshall, as everyone else starts pairing off.
Backdoor pilot that serves as the series finale. The boys binge-watch Girls Gone Wild. The girls try to add highlights to Lizzie's hair but it goes horribly wrong. Eric's buddies from his copy shop try to help him get over Lizzie.
Luke convinces heartbroken Steven to become religious and love God instead of Lizzy. Marshall and Rachel turn her spare room into a party room even though Tina needs it to escape from her roommate who constantly practices the violin.