It's Steven's first day of college. His roommates, Ron, Lloyd, and Marshall quickly accept him and organize a party for him. His dad shows up with some bad news. Steven meets Lizzie, who had a fight with her boyfriend. They have a fling.
Lizzie breaks up with her boyfriend Eric. Steven is glad at first but then realizes that Eric is actually a great guy and even tries to help him win her back. Ron has to down a keg of beer by 6PM. Marshall, Lloyd, and Rachel help.
Marshall gets sick, and instead of going to the campus health clinic like he had planned, Rachel persuades him to use natural remedies. Steven is getting irritated that he always has to sleep in on the rec room couch because Lloyd is constantly having sex. Steven convinces Lloyd to try to stick with one girl for a little while. But Lloyd's first attempt at a steady girlfriend isn't a great experience. Meanwhile Steven discovers a whole group of people in the common room who've been exiled because their roommates are having sex too, and forms a bond with them.
The gang's friend Perry invites Adam Sandler to visit the campus and meet his friends. He warns the gang not to make things awkward. Things get awkward. On top of that, Lizzie and Rachel fall for dickish Sandler and his grungy assistant.
Alternate version of "So You Have a Boyfriend" episode. This time, Rachel also gives Steven love advice, Steven takes Lizzie to Ted Nugent's public speaking event instead of a movie, Ted picks a fight with him, and the ending is changed.