The Master of Disguise (2002)
Harold Gould: Grandfather Disguisey
Grandfather Disguisey : Who are you now?
Pistachio Disguisey : The question is not who I am, the question is who are you? I'm Prince LaIi Jhamba from the Ringy Dingy Heights near Bombay, Calcutta and New Delhi, India. India. India.
Grandfather Disguisey : It's time to test that.
Pistachio Disguisey : What is it?
[Grandfather Disguisey opens basket]
Pistachio Disguisey : That is a big reptile.Not a problem.
Pistachio Disguisey : Oh, yes. He wouldn't hurt anybody now.I'm going to call him Buttercup! So cute, eh?
Grandfather Disguisey : Energico! God help me, I love it!
Pistachio Disguisey : [Dangling cheese above reptile] You like the cheese. Go get the cheese, Buttercup. You know you love it.
Grandfather Disguisey : [walks outside after hearing crash] Ahh you're too young for the job. Go home and ask your mommy to change you're diaper.
Barney Baker : I don't wear a diaper.
Grandfather Disguisey : [laughs] Hey Pistachio! There's a talking baby out here!
Pistachio Disguisey : I want to see the talking baby coochy coochy coo! Brave Barney Baker nice to see you again!
Grandfather Disguisey : You know this baby?
Pistachio Disguisey : Yes, yes of course I do!
Barney Baker : Actually I was potty trained when I was two.
Pistachio Disguisey : Yes you are the conductor of the potty train!