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Just Married (2003)

PG-13 | | Comedy, Romance | 10 January 2003 (USA)
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A young newlywed couple honeymoon in Europe, where obstacles challenge their ability to sustain the marriage.

Director:

Shawn Levy

Writer:

Sam Harper
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Ashton Kutcher ... Tom
Brittany Murphy ... Sarah
Christian Kane ... Peter Prentiss
David Moscow ... Kyle
Monet Mazur ... Lauren (as Monét Mazur)
David Rasche ... Mr. McNerney
Thad Luckinbill ... Willie McNerney
David Agranov ... Paul McNerney
Taran Killam ... Dickie McNerney
Raymond J. Barry ... Mr. Leezak
Toshi Toda ... Yuan
George Gaynes ... Father Robert
Massimo Schina Massimo Schina ... Fredo
Valeria Andrews ... Wendy (as Valeria)
Alex Thomas ... Fred
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Storyline

A happy young couple, Sarah and Tom marry against the wishes of Sarah's friends and family and go to Europe for their honeymoon. Unfortunately for them, Sarah's parents send Sarah's ex-boyfriend Peter Prentis to break up the happy marriage. Written by Liz H.

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Taglines:

Welcome to the honeymoon from hell. See more »

Genres:

Comedy | Romance

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for sexual content, some crude humor and a brief drug reference | See all certifications »

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Country:

USA | Germany

Language:

English | Italian | French | German

Release Date:

10 January 2003 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Recién casados See more »

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Box Office

Budget:

$18,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend USA:

$17,548,993, 12 January 2003, Wide Release

Gross USA:

$56,127,162, 11 May 2003

Cumulative Worldwide Gross:

$101,564,935
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DTS | Dolby Digital

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Color

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1.85 : 1
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Trivia

Tom's line at the airport "Can we get the Le Car for Le Zak?", was improvised by Ashton Kutcher himself. See more »

Goofs

When Sarah and Tom are at the dog's funeral and Sarah mentions marriage, her hand jumps from Tom's neck to his shoulder between shots. See more »

Quotes

Sarah: Tom, you're acting like a crazy person!
Tom: Well, MAYBE it's cuz I just got hit in the HEAD with a ten pound ASHTRAY!
[Shrugs his shoulders sarcastically]
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Connections

Spoofed in Reel Comedy: Just Married (2003) See more »

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Wedding March
Written by Felix Mendelssohn-Bartholdy (as Felix Mendelssohn)
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Recycled and not very funny, but entertaining enough if you're in the right mood
22 August 2005 | by MovieAddict2016See all my reviews

I had low hopes for this film. It's directed by Shawn Levy, one of the worst directors of all time. It stars Ashton Kutcher and Brittany Murphy, both of whom can't really act and are only in films now because of their social/celebrity status.

Nevertheless I was surprised because despite some really hideous reviews and bad promos, the movie isn't awful. As a means of silly entertainment, it's sweet, good-natured and occasionally funny, even if all the gags are recycled from other flicks. I counted quite a few. The first fifteen minutes alone have: - Last regrets before the wedding (e.g. bride feels bad about keeping secrets from future husband, etc.) - Groom picks up bride to be romantic, ends up slapping her head against the door frame (also see...any other movie about newly married couples) - They try to have sex on an airplane, get limb(s) stuck in the toilet (also see "Vegas Vacation," which was a scene recycled from other films to begin with) - Mean airline stewardesses (also see "Planes, Trains and Automobiles" and "Meet the Parents" and "Midnight Run" and...) - Mix-up at the rental agency in terms of car/transportation, they end up with a lesser car (ripped right off of the aforementioned "P,T&A") - Get stuck in snow ("PT&A" again!) And so on and so forth...

Some of the gags are too crude and shouldn't be included - the pathetic joke about the vibrator as a honeymoon present is unnecessary. Sticking it into the wrong electrical current outlet is a good payoff, but I was expecting it to be handled funnier. It's a bit anti-climactic.

Overall this is an "embarrassing situation" comedy where lots and lots of bad stuff happens to people minding their own business. It's kind of like "Meet the Parents" - events continually spiralling out of control, bad luck for good people - but not as funny or well-developed. The characters are likable which helps out a lot. The direction isn't as bad as I expected.

But the script could have used polishing and the whole premise has been dealt with before. As a means of simple 90-minute entertainment, you could do a lot, lot worse (trust me!). But I'm just hoping they don't make another one. (I can see it now: "Just Parents," "Just Grandparents," "Just Divorced" and then "Just Deceased.")


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