Shark Tale (2004)
Renée Zellweger: Angie
[Angie becomes unbelievably and understandably jealous after seeing Oscar and Lola kiss on television]
Angie : Just tell me, Oscar, because I'm curious - why do you think she's interested, huh? Do you think, for one minute, that she would even be WITH you if you weren't the rich and famous Shark Slayer?
Lenny : [trying to intervene] Awww, you guys, please don't fight...
Angie : Are you that blind?
Oscar : At least she treats me like I'm somebody!
Angie : Yeah, well would she love you if you were nobody?
Oscar : NOBODY loved me when I was nobody!
Angie : I DID!
Oscar : Big shark comes at me. Seventy-five, hundred feet long, with razor-sharp teeth. I say to him, "You coming at me like that? You come at the O like that?"
Angie : Hey, do the muscle thing! The muscle thing!
Oscar : Oh, right. So I say, "You see this guy?"
[points at right bicep]
Oscar : "Well, he has a brother who lives right over here."
[points at left bicep]
Oscar : "And I think it's time for a little..."
Oscar : All right, I totally betrayed you, but before we work this out I got a small thing to take care of...
Angie : Oh, yeah? What's that?
Oscar : SHARKS... ARE COMING... TO GET ME!
Angie : And they should! What did you expect? You just take credit for killing a shark and then everything would be fine and dandy for the rest of your life?
Oscar : Uh... yeah. But don't worry. Me and Lenny, we're gonna take care of this...
Lenny : Whoa, whoa, whoa! What's with the "we"? I don't want any part of this?
Oscar : Hey, too late now, Veggie Boy, they'll be looking for you too!
Lenny : Point taken. What's the plan?
Angie : Sometimes, I wanna take your big, dumb, dummy head, and just... nyhhhh!
[makes pounding motions]
Angie : Okay, somebody needs to get me out of the bubble. TODAY.
Angie : You don't have to live at the top of the reef to be somebody.
Angie : [about Lenny] What were you THINKING, bringing him here?
Oscar : Well... I'm still working out the kinks...
Angie : Kinks? You LIED! Everybody thinks you "slayed the shark!"
Oscar : Well, who am I to tell them that they're wrong?
Oscar : How could you lie to me, Oscar? ME?
Oscar : Don't take it personal, Angie! Come on, I lied to EVERYBODY!