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Bad Eggs (2003) Poster

(2003)

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Ted Pratt: Yep... I smell fuckwits.

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Mike Paddock: You saved our arses back there Northey. Where'd you get the shooter?

Northey: Oh, it's my father's.

Mike Paddock: Aren't they illegal now?

Northey: It's for sporting purposes.

Mike Paddock: Right. And tell me again, which sport is it that uses a semi-automatic weapon?

Northey: Golf. He's a very aggressive golfer.

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Ben Kinnear: Fuck me rigid... he's fair up the clack!

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Julie Bale: You here on your own?

Ben Kinnear: Yeah, my girlfriend's...

Julie Bale: Imaginary?

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Ben Kinnear: Photocopier's busted.

Julie Bale: Still?

Ben Kinnear: Yeah. I have to walk round the office describing my arse to everybody.

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Gavin Clack: Welcome back to The Million Dollar Question, the show where ordinary Australians can win up to twenty thousand dollars.

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Ben Kinnear: [after kneeing Wicks in the testicles] Anyone for Plum Jam?

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Pendlebury: You guys have made a fair bit of progress. I'll be quite happy to put this one to bed.

Ben Kinnear: I'll bet you fuckin' will.

Doug Gillespie: That's enough! He didn't burn down an entire house full of evidence.

Ben Kinnear: He wouldn't know where to start.

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Ted Pratt: In hospital you get to catch up on your reading.

[holds up newspapers]

Mike Paddock: Those three disasters have been taken completely out of context!

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Mike Paddock: So why'd this bloke top himself?

Ben Kinnear: They found some photos in the car. Let's just say the "respected magistrate" liked to... uh...

Mike Paddock: What?

Ben Kinnear: I'm trying to think of a legal term that has... you know, a sexual double-meaning?

Mike Paddock: 'Perform acts with underage prostitutes'?

Ben Kinnear: Is that a legal term?

Mike Paddock: Dunno, but it's the exact phrase I put on my Psychological Test under 'ambitions'.

[pause]

Mike Paddock: There's someone behind me, isn't there? And it's the worst possible person it could be, isn't it?

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Wicks: Any last words?

Julie Bale: Plum jam.

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Ben Kinnear: Don't you know who we are?

Kid: Wankers.

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