Bad Eggs (2003)
Mike Paddock: You saved our arses back there Northey. Where'd you get the shooter?
Northey: Oh, it's my father's.
Mike Paddock: Aren't they illegal now?
Northey: It's for sporting purposes.
Mike Paddock: Right. And tell me again, which sport is it that uses a semi-automatic weapon?
Northey: Golf. He's a very aggressive golfer.
Ben Kinnear: Photocopier's busted.
Julie Bale: Still?
Ben Kinnear: Yeah. I have to walk round the office describing my arse to everybody.
Gavin Clack: Welcome back to The Million Dollar Question, the show where ordinary Australians can win up to twenty thousand dollars.
Ben Kinnear: [after kneeing Wicks in the testicles] Anyone for Plum Jam?
Pendlebury: You guys have made a fair bit of progress. I'll be quite happy to put this one to bed.
Ben Kinnear: I'll bet you fuckin' will.
Doug Gillespie: That's enough! He didn't burn down an entire house full of evidence.
Ben Kinnear: He wouldn't know where to start.
Ted Pratt: In hospital you get to catch up on your reading.
[holds up newspapers]
Mike Paddock: Those three disasters have been taken completely out of context!
Mike Paddock: So why'd this bloke top himself?
Ben Kinnear: They found some photos in the car. Let's just say the "respected magistrate" liked to... uh...
Mike Paddock: What?
Ben Kinnear: I'm trying to think of a legal term that has... you know, a sexual double-meaning?
Mike Paddock: 'Perform acts with underage prostitutes'?
Ben Kinnear: Is that a legal term?
Mike Paddock: Dunno, but it's the exact phrase I put on my Psychological Test under 'ambitions'.
Mike Paddock: There's someone behind me, isn't there? And it's the worst possible person it could be, isn't it?