George of the Jungle 2 (2003 Video)
Thomas Haden Church: Lyle Van de Groot
Sally : The old witch says the muscleman keeps the deed in his underwear.
Lyle : That's disgusting.
Kowalski : Yeah, but at least it'll be easy to find.
[Opens closet and finds tons of loincloths]
Lyle : [gets passed some] These look familiar.
[gets passed more]
Lyle : Obviously he was planning to stay for a while.
[gets passed more]
Lyle : You would think at some point, Ursula would recommend a zebra pattern.
Narrator : Lyle and the women were still searching our simple simian's shorts.
Sally : What now? It'll take us years to go throught the rest of these.
Narrator : And it would have too, had the precise, practical, pragmatic Ursula not labeled them.
Lyle : [searches one] Ooh-ooh feathers.
Lyle : Hyena burger.
[searches a third one]
Lyle : Wait a second. Deed.
Beatrice : You remember my son-in-law, George.
Lyle : I do. George, clearly the best man won, but no hard feelings. Shake?
[George shakes whole body]
Ursula : What are you doing here? I mean, last time we saw you, you tried to have George killed, Ape captured, and dragged me off to marry you.
Lyle : That actually wasn't me, kitten. That was the altitude sickness.
Lyle : [over phone to Beatrice, about deed] Turns out your idiot son-in-law has it. But where does he keep it.
Beatrice : I'll ask him.
Beatrice : George?
George : Hmm?
Beatrice : Where do you keep the deed to Ape Mountain?
George : George hide in buttflap.
[walks into vine and trips]
Beatrice : Enchanting.
Beatrice : He keeps it in his underwear.
Lyle : Now, the only question is how do we get him and his underwear back here, so I can take it?
Lyle : I haven't been this disappointed since the sixth grade, when my sister stole my Shaun Cassidy lunchbox.
George : George confused.
Lyle : Shaun Cassidy was a popular TV character in the late 70s, along with Parker Stevenson. I followed both their careers, actually.
George : George not confused about Shaun Cassidy, George confused about unhypnotizing.