Cheri Oteri: Ms. Heller
Principal Collins : You know, Honey... I think I've finally figured out a way to bilk this school out of enough money to get us that condo in Waikiki.
Ms. Heller : How, Sweet Baby? You've done it all.
Principal Collins : Small potatoes. This is the big one. This is visionary. This idea is genius.
[Ms. Heller giggles]
Principal Collins : Look at this. The "Richard Moffitt Special Needs Grant".
Ms. Heller : Mm-hmm.
Principal Collins : This Moffitt guy used to be in a Special Needs program, & then he learns to string a couple of sentences together and now he's some big hotshot. Anyway, the State is giving 100 Grand in his name to every school that has a Special Needs Class.
Ms. Heller : This is fantastic!
Principal Collins : Mm-hmm.
Ms. Heller : All we have to do is *kill* this Moffitt guy, & we get all the money.
Principal Collins : No.
[Ms. Heller sighs]
Principal Collins : No. What we need is to set up a *fake* Special Needs Class.
Ms. Heller : We start our own class.
Principal Collins : Problem is, where do we find kids... we can pass off as "Special"?
Lloyd Christmas : O.k., that's high enough! Thanks, Turk.
Harry Dunne : I'm flying! Woo-hoo! So this is what a flag sees all day.
Lloyd Christmas : Yeah.
Harry Dunne : And your friend Turk is totally great.
Lloyd Christmas : Yeah, he's Aces, huh?
[to Turk, below]
Lloyd Christmas : Hey, thanks, Turk! We're so high!
Principal Collins : Bingo.